Seriously, guys, again?

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

Mad_Jack

Jul 04, 2013 11:23:28

$1.1 Million vodka heist...

 I can't let you guys out of the house without adult supervision, can I?
#2

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 12:20:55
Wasn't me. I don't drink that garbage.
#3

Cluless_Rat

Jul 04, 2013 13:31:11
Hahaha. Only an alcoholic would d such a thing. Vodka, who drinks that?

 
#4

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 13:44:55
Hahaha. Only an alcoholic would d such a thing. Vodka, who drinks that?

 


Poor people that don't know any better.
#5

Pontiac

Jul 04, 2013 14:33:56
Hahaha. Only an alcoholic would d such a thing. Vodka, who drinks that?

 


Poor people that don't know any better.



Poor people drink cooking sherry and/or litserine, they can't afford russian bleach.

Edit: and Pabst Blue Ribbon :-p 
#6

draco1119

Jul 04, 2013 14:34:44
People from Da Souf, be it Da Souf of the US or Canada. So... Hipster_Dog & Micha.
#7

Dannyalcatraz

Jul 04, 2013 23:13:08
Vodka has its uses- ever have an Icepick?  Refreshingly intoxicating.
#8

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 04, 2013 23:16:06
Well, if it was a PBR truck, it might have been me, but since it's vodka, it was probably the Capn'.
#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 04, 2013 23:17:43
Of course, you realize, that people who do not like vodka are racist against Russians, right?
#10

The_Silversword

Jul 04, 2013 23:20:48
I dont like vodka myself, but for 1.1 million dollars...
#11

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 23:30:54
Vodka has its uses- ever have an Icepick?  Refreshingly intoxicating.

Yes, I've heard of this refreshingly intoxicating thing involving vodka and an icepick that you speak of. From what I've heard, first you mistakenly drink vodka then you stab yourself in the eye with an icepick. It's refreshigly intoxicating in that the brain damage you suffer from drinking the vodka is repaired by the icepick through the eye. It's like magic.

#12

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 23:32:23
Well, if it was a PBR truck, it might have been me, but since it's vodka, it was probably the Capn'.

If it was PBR, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near a million dollars. You'd be lucky if it was worth $100.

#13

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 23:33:16
Of course, you realize, that people who do not like vodka are racist against Russians, right?

They're all communist, so it doesn't matter. You can hate them all you want. 

#14

draco1119

Jul 05, 2013 0:21:25
It was Micha and the Squirrel!
#15

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 05, 2013 11:25:57
How dare you even suggest I would even think of stealing that garbage? That is an insult. You better apologise!
#16

zombie_babies

Jul 05, 2013 12:03:20
Yeah, it's totes not cool to suggest someone with taste stole vodka.  And it also implies that they're an alcoholic cuz only alcoholics drink that crap.  Not cool. 
#17

draco1119

Jul 05, 2013 14:10:45
If the location fits... ;)
#18

zombie_babies

Jul 05, 2013 15:07:34
You must acquit?
#19

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 05, 2013 15:28:42
Sadly, it did occur in Miami-Dade county, where I live. Some people here will steal whatever they can. It still isn't me. I wouldn't step into a warehouse.
Is it just me, or does it seem like a total inside job? The thieves managed to break a hole right in the spot where the trash vodka was, and avoided anything that would have set off the alarm. The owner also seems pretty calm about it.
#20

zombie_babies

Jul 05, 2013 15:35:03
Wouldn't be the first time.  And dood, I mean can you really trust someone who sells vodka?  Yeah, didn't think so.
#21

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 05, 2013 18:18:59
Exactly. That's why no one trusts a Russian. Especially a Russian that has been drinking vodka.
#22

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 05, 2013 18:40:43
Well... Seems I was wrong. I might just try some Samuel Smith's tonight.
#23

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 06, 2013 11:39:27
Well... Seems I was wrong. I might just try some Samuel Smith's tonight.



"Registered with The Vegan Society; suitable for vegans and vegetarians."


#24

The_Silversword

Jul 06, 2013 14:31:05
Well... Seems I was wrong. I might just try some Samuel Smith's tonight.



"Registered with The Vegan Society; suitable for vegans and vegetarians."





Yeah, that almost made me not want to drink it, ALMOST!
#25

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 06, 2013 15:06:51
Well... Seems I was wrong. I might just try some Samuel Smith's tonight.



"Registered with The Vegan Society; suitable for vegans and vegetarians."





Yeah, that almost made me not want to drink it, ALMOST!

Why? You would be missing out on an excellent brew. I'm going back today to get a few more of their other offerings. There are many food products that are vegetariand and vegan friendly that are excellent. Limitting your food/drink choice because of your lame political views just makes you miss out on some really good stuff.

#26

draco1119

Jul 06, 2013 15:16:12
Meh. My views on vegans aren't political; they're personal. Like I've said in a different thread: I haven't met one yet that wasn't a self-righteous .
#27

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 06, 2013 15:18:09
Meh. My views on vegans aren't political; they're personal. Like I've said in a different thread: I haven't met one yet that wasn't a self-righteous .


What do they do that makes them self-righteous ?
#28

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 06, 2013 16:57:53
Meh. My views on vegans aren't political; they're personal. Like I've said in a different thread: I haven't met one yet that wasn't a self-righteous .


What do they do that makes them self-righteous ?


You already know.
What do you think he thinks it is mr. smarty pants?
#29

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 06, 2013 17:18:33
I don't have a problem with vegans or vegetarians, so I don't know. And yes, my pants are very smart.
#30

Mad_Jack

Jul 07, 2013 0:35:01
And yes, my pants are very smart.


 I dunno about his pants, but his shoes can count to five...

#31

zombie_babies

Jul 08, 2013 9:12:03
Why? You would be missing out on an excellent brew. I'm going back today to get a few more of their other offerings. There are many food products that are vegetariand and vegan friendly that are excellent. Limitting your food/drink choice because of your lame political views just makes you miss out on some really good stuff.




So did you get to try it?  I had another this weekend along with a glass of Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or - but not at the same time.  Had the SSCS first and then the scotch.  They wouldn't have went very well together.