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#1 pyromancer999 Mar 04, 2009 14:19:44	Guys and girls, a recent thread has driven me to ask this: Who is the sexiest NPC you've seen in DND books? Examples are Lidda, Tordek, Krusk, and Allandra P.S. Aardwolf not allowed to reply to this thread due to his extreme lust for Mialee.
#2 Hocus-Smokus Mar 04, 2009 14:23:07	Does Lolth count? I gotta thang for leggy girlz. :P
#3 Novacat Mar 04, 2009 14:23:29	Most female characters illustrated in D&D are far too skanky for my taste, Mailee included. I do like the Half-Elf female on page 42 of the PHB, though. She seems... wholesome in a way. Also check out the jumping chick with the flaming dagger on page 234.
#4 minja_dup Mar 04, 2009 17:01:35	Tordek
#5 baneofelves Mar 04, 2009 17:07:21	The 4E PHB had a pic of a cleric of....Selune, I think. Forget what page it was. She kinda looked like a half elf. I like that one, since it's not skanky. It's tasteful and attractive.
#6 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:11:49	Osterneth, The Bronze Lich. Sometimes it's OK for a gal to be a little bony. ;) Osterneth
#7 Cyber-Dave Mar 04, 2009 17:16:05	I'm with dirtyfrank. I mean, rotting flesh? Yes please!
#8 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 17:20:33	Why is there no fantasy art for Chubby Chasers like me. I mean, Victorian and Elizabethan art and some Greko Roman Stuff gets the job done but c'mon fellas it isn't that hard to draw a sexy fat chick, is it?
#9 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:23:47	Yes, because all the smexy curves make them hard to draw. :D
#10 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 17:25:41	Maybe I should start a thread in Astrid's Parlor.
#11 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:27:37	Maybe I should start a thread in Astrid's Parlor. Call it "Where are all the fat chicks?" or "Where are all the heavy women?"
#12 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 17:31:11	Call it "Where are all the fat chicks?" or "Where are all the heavy women?" I don't think so. The title should fool people into looking at it and actually reading the OP. A title like that would just start a flame war and you just can't beat a woman in an arguement about weight. Which begs the question, why do women ask if something makes them look look fat when they know the answer and any answer you give is automatically the wrong one?
#13 baneofelves Mar 04, 2009 17:32:46	I think they want someone to boost their opinion of themselves.
#14 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:34:42	To make us men miserable? I think it is more about them not being sure if they are right and wanting someone to confirm what they want the answer to be (which is likely the answer that makes them happy). Part of it too is that sometimes the question has nothing to do with what they are trying on or if they look fat.
#15 baneofelves Mar 04, 2009 17:37:59	I'm so glad that I'm single again. those stupid mind games drove me nuts. I swear, it's like women speak a different language that guys can never learn.
#16 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:41:18	It's actually quite easy to figure out.
#17 baneofelves Mar 04, 2009 17:45:18	Well, sometimes when I said what it seemed like she wanted to hear, I got chewed out!
#18 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 17:45:55	Yep. It is Dirtyfrank. You just have to ignore the stupid and be honest. My wife likes that.
#19 dirtyfrank Mar 04, 2009 17:54:14	Well, sometimes when I said what it seemed like she wanted to hear, I got chewed out! It is often not what you say but how you say it.
#20 Novacat Mar 04, 2009 18:52:11	Why is there no fantasy art for Chubby Chasers like me. I mean, Victorian and Elizabethan art and some Greko Roman Stuff gets the job done but c'mon fellas it isn't that hard to draw a sexy fat chick, is it? When there are rolls and cellulose involved, I'm gone, but if you're talking about just putting some meat on the bones, I'm all with you. I think much of the 4E art for dwarven women is very attractive, kinda Swedish. Plus, I have a thing for long hair. I have no problem with healthy women, but when you tread into obese, I start to gag.
#21 crossroads_wanderer Mar 04, 2009 19:22:27	The Daggerspell Mage in the Complete Adventurer. He's sort of like a punk elf. EDIT: Here's the pic: Show
#22 doneisi Mar 04, 2009 19:35:55	The Daggerspell Mage in the Complete Adventurer. He's sort of like a punk elf. EDIT: Here's the pic: Show
#23 crossroads_wanderer Mar 04, 2009 19:50:04	Someone stole half of her arms. I was referring to the male elf. And I think that was supposed to be perspective. :P
#24 doneisi Mar 04, 2009 22:52:02	I was referring to the male elf. And I think that was supposed to be perspective. :P I know you were referring to the guy, but I was distracted by miss chicken-arms.
#25 mplindustries Mar 05, 2009 0:42:58	Which begs the question, why do women ask if something makes them look look fat when they know the answer and any answer you give is automatically the wrong one? It is a myth that there is no correct answer. The correct answer is, "You're not fat, and you never look fat." If you have the right kind of rapport with your girl, you can add, "Stop being ridiculous, you're beautiful." If we're talking most attractive, I will agree that in 4e, the best I've seen is the flaming dagger girl on p. 234. She has my perfect body type. And her face, hair, and clothes all look great, too. I can't find a link to the picture anywhere, though. Why aren't the 4e book's galleries up? Or at least in an easy to find place? As for sexiest (there is a difference sometimes), to me, that's mostly in the face. Yes, this girl has on bizarre mail that clings to her curves, yet she can still actually put on and take off. Yes, she's pretty skinny (which I really don't like most of the time). Yes, she probably should be a champion of a god other than Kord. But the face, damn. Like Marisa Tomei was a redhead saying, "Hey, you, me." Champion of Kord
#26 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 0:50:17	Champion of Kord
#27 rake Mar 05, 2009 10:06:59	Maybe I should start a thread in Astrid's Parlor. See my 'The Different Shapes of Sexy' thread.
#28 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 10:08:10	See my 'The Different Shapes of Sexy' thread. Idolis' thread is being deleted because your thread talks about the same issue.
#29 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 10:18:38	Where are all the fat chicks? Here. I agree that flaming dagger chick on p 234 is the best. But that's because she reminds me of someone I used to ... uhhh ... know. ;) I swear, the pic is very similar to how she looks. Face, body, willingness to stab. It's all there ... EDIT: Found a pic o' her: Show
#30 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 10:26:33
#31 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 10:28:15	Wait a sec ... what're ya' laughin' at? The funny vid? The fact that I could ... know ... a hot chick? Which is it?!?!? ;) :P
#32 aardwolf Mar 05, 2009 10:28:42	I have to break the ban, but in keeping with the spirit, then my #2 would have to be the chick on the cover of the forgotten realms campaign guide :D 4ed :D
#33 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 10:29:16	At you being delusional enough to think that you may know a hot chick. ;) :P
#34 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 10:30:27	I have to break the ban, but in keeping with the spirit, then my #2 would have to be the chick on the cover of the forgotten realms campaign guide :D 4ed :D The dragon or the rider?
#35 aardwolf Mar 05, 2009 11:10:01	The rider :D
#36 Hocus-Smokus Mar 05, 2009 11:13:09	From the Barbarian playtest....that muscle-bound chick jumping through the air with a sword over her head. Oh yeah...that's nice...
#37 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 11:15:02	This Barbarian Babe?
#38 Hocus-Smokus Mar 05, 2009 11:16:22	This Barbarian Babe?
#39 Cpt_Micha Mar 05, 2009 11:29:43	from 3.5 Lidda was disturbingly hot. 4e dmg the dragonborn female that's being attacked mmmm. the female human rogue (the one with the black armor).
#40 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 13:00:24	At you being delusional enough to think that you may know a hot chick. ;) :P Not cool, man. Not at all.
#41 pyromancer999 Mar 05, 2009 13:57:13	Just thought that since I started the thread, I should list my own favs: 3.5e: Lidda, and the fiendbinder from Tome of Magic 4e: The chick under drow attack on the page marking the rituals section, misstress flame dagger, as well as the half-elf chick and the elf girl on the Ranger section.
#42 Malcadon Mar 06, 2009 0:49:36	OD&D: The Amazon and the "Beautiful Witch" from page 27 of Men & Magic. B/X D&D: Morgan Ironwolf (page 14 & 20 of Moildvay's Basic Rules). More than a typical NPC, but she is one of the oldest "iconic characters" around. She was an example of a warrior woman or amazon (1st level Lawful Fighter, back when classes was more a catch-all class, then its own archetype). She looked like a strong, beautiful woman, with long heir, and dressed in a simple chain shirt, with tall riding boots (nothing really elaborate, she's old-school after all - in fact, she looks more like Red Sonja, before she was dumb-down with the "chainmail bikini"). For being a Lawful (good-aligned) character, she is not all that sympathetic. When the thief (Black Dougal) died from a poisoned needle (remember "save of die" effects, folks?), she was unmoved, and continued to gather the treasure. Such moral ambiguity really add dimension to her than just another "good-hearted fighter." AD&D: Silussa from D3: Vault of the Drow. She is the sexy succubi consort of the Drow Vampire Belgos. You can see her pic on page 6, and both at the back cover. Her fashion sense is nothing or next-to-nothing - my fav! ;) Some how they are a matched set, as one is a sexy life-sucker, and the other is a sexy blood-drinker. They are an example of the mature and colourful flavour that is lost in post-Gygaxian gaming. AD&D 2ed: Do to policies to appeal to none-gamers (feminiods, the Moral Moronity, your Mom!), all adventures are dry of anything remotely sensual! Sexy women are hard to find, and are usually dressed up like a nun! The only exception, Deirdre Kendrick from Villains' Lorebook. She has an overly detailed, and convoluted back-story, but I just have a thing for raven-haired femme fatales. D&D 3rd (ver. 3.463 whatever): OMG, I'm going to be sick! Most of them are such horrible "butta'-girls", you would still want to keep the lights off, even when your ****ing them with a bag over their heads!!! Only a good, thorough beating to the face from the late Ike Turner could make them less fugly - but not by much!!! (I know, domestic abuse, yada, yada, yada - I dont give a dame, I'm just an evil rotten bastard!) If I have choose, I would go for Vadania. She has that Dragonpunk look that I really hate about all the 3.x/4e games, but if you tone down her layered outfit, she dont look all that bad. [I know the "Iconics" are the AIDS that kill D&D, but it would have been nice to have had more evil-aligned iconics] 4th D&D: LOL! They could not think of a good name for their Magic the Gathering RPG, so they pass this **** off as "the latest & greatest edition, ever!!!" OK, let me start over... MtG RPG: WTF!!! They all look silly, and overworked in style and design! Their "Dragonpunk fashion" is louder then a used-car salesman! Layered armor, navel-ringed mid-drifts, kuwl majick auras - EVEN RICHARD SIMMONS SAYS TO TONE IT DOWN - A LOT!!! Beyond the garish fashion, Wizbros took a HUGE step backwards with their self-morality policy. Like 2nd ED, its dry of any risque or sensual elements. Such risque elements do work, if handled maturely and tastefully, but the last time Wisbro did anything "mature" they ****ed it up big time (with BoXD), and made themselves look like a bunch of 13-year-old boys! They should just quit, and hand over all the TSR IP materials to a more competent 3rd-party group. If I had to choose anyone, it would **** that lifeless rock on page (wait, what? I can reference page numbers with this game? :confused. [Sorry, that my post tuned into a personal rant - I just had to vent out loud. And sorry if ahead of time, if my rant starts a side-debate that cause the Wiz_Os lock this thread. I dont come around here often, because of twitchy, epic-level banhammers ]
#43 pigknight Mar 06, 2009 1:22:36	Since this is in off-topic... inb4 Puppetites.
#44 dirtyfrank Mar 06, 2009 1:30:03	Since this is in off-topic... inb4 Puppetites. Talk'n about bane?
#45 Hocus-Smokus Mar 06, 2009 8:01:05	4th D&D: LOL! They could not think of a good name for their Magic the Gathering RPG, so they pass this **** off as "the latest & greatest edition, ever!!!" OK, let me start over... The above statement brought to you from the deepest depths of epic-fail land.
#46 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 8:06:16	The above statement brought to you from the deepest depths of epic-fail land. Show
#47 Cpt_Micha Mar 06, 2009 8:09:34	The above statement brought to you from the deepest depths of epic-fail land. You beat me to it.
#48 crossroads_wanderer Mar 06, 2009 8:13:28	You guys realize that he basically fits the definition of "troll", right? Y'know, that comment about being banned all the time...?
#49 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 8:15:08	You guys realize that he basically fits the definition of "troll", right? Y'know, that comment about being banned all the time...? Yep, that's why I chose a completely different direction. A pervy one. :D
#50 crossroads_wanderer Mar 06, 2009 10:20:39	I think Forgotten Realms has most of the sexy male NPC's: Show They're evil Zhentarim baddies, but they're still pretty hot. ;)
#51 dirtyfrank Mar 06, 2009 10:24:16	Show He's very dignified looking. But he's also dead.
#52 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 10:24:33	Am I weirding the guys out? I know I'm one of the few female OTT regulars, but I figure I can post here too. Do you get weirded out by pics of hawt chicks? Guys don't get weirded out by pics of doods chicks thinks is hawts. Unless they're waaaay to uncomfortable with their own ... erm ... skin. ;) Anywhoo, who cares? Post what you like whether we like it or not. :D
#53 crossroads_wanderer Mar 06, 2009 10:31:21	Do you get weirded out by pics of hawt chicks? Guys don't get weirded out by pics of doods chicks thinks is hawts. Unless they're waaaay to uncomfortable with their own ... erm ... skin. ;) Anywhoo, who cares? Post what you like whether we like it or not. :D No, it doesn't weird me out. I was just noticing that there were only like two of us in this thread posting pics of guys, so I wasn't sure if placing "roadblocks" for the guys looking for pics of hot chicks was bugging anyone. :D
#54 dirtyfrank Mar 06, 2009 10:33:44	It's only OK for a person to post pictures of dudes if they are gay. I think it's a rule or something. :P
#55 crossroads_wanderer Mar 06, 2009 10:36:21	Hmmm, so if I were gay, I'd be into girls and then I wouldn't want to post pics of guys. So, I guess that means that girls are out of luck on this thread, huh? :P
#56 minja_dup Mar 06, 2009 10:40:17	Hmmm, so if I were gay, I'd be into girls and then I wouldn't want to post pics of guys. So, I guess that means that girls are out of luck on this thread, huh? :P I know, right?! Silly, silly, boys. :P :D
#57 dirtyfrank Mar 06, 2009 10:43:31	Discrimination sucks, doesn't it. :P I was first thinking gay as in gay but not lesbian, but the way you saw it CW is much better. I was trying to imply that you would first have to have a sex change to post a picture of a dude.
#58 minja_dup Mar 06, 2009 10:48:18	Discrimination sucks, doesn't it. :P I was first thinking gay as in gay but not lesbian, but the way you saw it CW is much better. I was trying to imply that you would first have to have a sex change to post a picture of a dude. Hmmm.... Guess I am off to find another thread.... (;))
#59 Cpt_Micha Mar 06, 2009 11:04:41	Post pictures of guys away. Long as there is a content warning (if needed) first, (for either gender). I don't think anyone in OTT is even remotely uncomfortable with sexuality. What's funny though is how widely different this forum is from Astrids and the two are right next to each other :P
#60 Idolis Mar 06, 2009 11:18:46	I'm just waiting for some weirdo to post a pic of a cat, pig, dog or goat.
#61 Hocus-Smokus Mar 06, 2009 11:53:41	I'm just waiting for some weirdo to post a pic of a cat, pig, dog or goat. Oh, woopsy......deleted....
#62 rake Mar 06, 2009 12:13:23	And this one isn't an FR character, but I've used him in an ad hoc adventure before: Show :P
#63 Hocus-Smokus Mar 06, 2009 12:25:40	I think I love you. General query for everyone: Does it make me gay that I would totally bang Batman (Bruce Wayne, not Christian Bale) if he literally came to life? Just to say that I did? That doesn't make me gay, right? Right guys? Right? I asked my wife, once, that if she could clone herself perfectly, would she have sex with her clone. She said, "Hell yeah! I wanna see how good I am!". Of course, my wife's had sex with more women than I have, so her opinion might be a bit skewed. I found myself agreeing with her thought process on this, though. If you had sex with a clone of yourself, would that be homosexual, or would it be masturbation? Oh, and Rake...yes, sir...that might just make you gay. At least a little bit. --Not that there's anything wrong with that!--
#64 boj0 Mar 06, 2009 12:35:54	ummmm.............................................................................lol wut?
#65 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 13:27:27	General query for everyone: Does it make me gay that I would totally bang Batman (Bruce Wayne, not Christian Bale) if he literally came to life? Just to say that I did? That doesn't make me gay, right? Right guys? Right? Just remember: It isn't gay if you don't push back. ;)
#66 Cpt_Micha Mar 06, 2009 13:29:19	Just remember: It isn't gay if you don't push back. ;) No it's not gay if there are no balls touching.
#67 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 13:30:40	No it's not gay if there are no balls touching. This too. ;)
#68 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 13:31:29	what the HELL?! My poor, poor fragile mind. Time to look at pictures of hot naked women going to town on themselves to wash this horror from my brain.
#69 Cpt_Micha Mar 06, 2009 13:34:17	Hello Bane It's better if you watch hot naked women going to town on each other rather than themselves. :P
#70 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 13:35:29	Hello Bane It's better if you watch hot naked women going to town on each other rather than themselves. :P I was just watching that a few hours ago. I like variety. Otherwise I'd get bored with it, and I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.
#71 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 13:35:57	Hello Bane It's better if you watch hot naked women going to town on each other rather than themselves. :P Just make sure your balls aren't touchin' when you do. ;)
#72 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 13:39:00	my balls touching another set of balls, or my left nut touching the right one? Or both? I just wanna be on the safe side.
#73 Cpt_Micha Mar 06, 2009 13:40:36	my balls touching another set of balls, or my left nut touching the right one? Or both? I just wanna be on the safe side. I believe that saying's intention is for concerning balls touching someone else's balls.
#74 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 13:49:02	my balls touching another set of balls, or my left nut touching the right one? Or both? I just wanna be on the safe side. Lefty touchin' righty. Can't be too careful. ;) I believe that saying's intention is for concerning balls touching someone else's balls. Under normal circumstances, yeah. But it's boe we're talkin' about! He's best off stayin' safe. :D
#75 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 13:59:26	Lefty touchin' righty. Can't be too careful. ;) OK, so I need a knife to cut at it and then seal the wound using fire, then use tape to keep lefty as far away as possible from righty. OWOWOW!! OW!! OWWW!!!
#76 aardwolf Mar 06, 2009 16:53:21	This is the same esteemed body of folks who routinely bash me for wanting Mialee?!? :D
#77 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 17:23:54	wanting to see two hot chicks go to town on each other is normal for men. wanting that abomination - is not.
#78 pyromancer999 Mar 06, 2009 17:50:02	Guys, you're getting worse than Aardwolf here. All Women- Feel free to post pics of NPCs of ANY gender that you feel are sexy
#79 Idolis Mar 06, 2009 18:07:33	My wife. Sorry fellas but I don't have a pic and I had to say that because she's watching me.
#80 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 18:13:06	She isn't a PC? (Oh yeah, she doesn't play D&D) Would you say that if she was not there? I bet you'd make a comment about some of the dwarf women, huh? :P
#81 Idolis Mar 06, 2009 18:32:41	Nah. I like dwarves and all, especially since they got rid of the beards on the females but they are more muscular than I like. Remember I like curves not women that seem to be carved from stone. Dwarves are too muscular but they are the closest I will probably get to an illustration that fits my taste.
#82 baneofelves Mar 06, 2009 18:34:03	I just got an evil thought. I'll PM it to you.
#83 dirtyfrank Mar 06, 2009 19:06:24	I don't think anyone in OTT is even remotely uncomfortable with sexuality. What's funny though is how widely different this forum is from Astrids and the two are right next to each other :P Most of the posters in Astrid's seem to much more mature about sexuality and nudity than poster here in the OTT and anywhere else on the forums.
#84 rake Mar 07, 2009 10:31:32	Oh, and Rake...yes, sir...that might just make you gay. At least a little bit. --Not that there's anything wrong with that!-- Oh whatever. You'd be so jealous.
#85 Idolis Mar 07, 2009 11:32:08	Just for information purposes. I have had two women at the same time. First, the fantasy is cool but the actual thing is a lot work. Keeping two women satisfied is very very difficult. Second, if you are in a relationship with one of the women, the situation can get messy rather quickly. Emotional ties become strained when a third person is introduced. Third and finally, it is a novelty the first time but becomes old rather quickly and it is a lot of work to keep it going. Most of the time, you're just watching. If I wanted to do that, I would just rent a porn or check the internets.
#86 Johnny_Angel Mar 07, 2009 12:23:30	Just for information purposes. I have had two women at the same time. First, the fantasy is cool but the actual thing is a lot work. Keeping two women satisfied is very very difficult. Second, if you are in a relationship with one of the women, the situation can get messy rather quickly. Emotional ties become strained when a third person is introduced. Third and finally, it is a novelty the first time but becomes old rather quickly and it is a lot of work to keep it going. Most of the time, you're just watching. If I wanted to do that, I would just rent a porn or check the internets. I agree with roughly 75% of what you said. On a side note: I found out this morning that there will be no D&D session today. I'm bored out of my mind. Any suggestions for what I can do? Good free online games? PBP games? Weird news stories to read? On topic: I've always found Glasya (or is it Glaysa? I forget..Asmodeus' daughter) to be very attractive.
#87 RUMPLESTIX Mar 07, 2009 23:23:48	Most of the posters in Astrid's seem to much more mature about sexuality and nudity than poster here in the OTT and anywhere else on the forums. And that is why we made this thread? [thread=1141691]Dueling Pictures[/thread]
#88 mock26 Mar 07, 2009 23:50:45	Sexiest NPC? Me! I am an NPC in my campaign, and damn am I ever the sexy beast! In fact, I've got the body of a god to back up my claims. Granted that god is Buddha, but damn it all I've got the body of a god!
#89 baneofelves Mar 08, 2009 19:35:57	Most of the posters in Astrid's seem to much more mature about sexuality and nudity than poster here in the OTT and anywhere else on the forums. Well, maturity about that stuff is overrated.
#90 dirtyfrank Mar 08, 2009 21:15:19	Well, maturity about that stuff is overrated.
#91 baneofelves Mar 08, 2009 21:30:53	What? It is!
#92 pigknight Mar 08, 2009 23:14:49	Recuiting for the Edition War. Just throwing that out there. ...It has Puppet so it's barely on topic.