Shapeshifting, invisibility, and...

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 20, 2013 9:43:37
... awesome patriotic eagle!.
#2

ADHadh

Mar 20, 2013 9:49:56
See, your ginger hammer fetishists or noodle creatures have nothing on this guy. All praise Invisible Eagle Jesus!
#3

draco1119

Mar 20, 2013 9:53:01

It's a bit early for April Fools' jokes, isn't it? How is the text 1200 years old if it was written in the fourth century? It was in cryogenic stasis for 500 years, wasn't it?!
#4

zombie_babies

Mar 20, 2013 10:25:08
No worries.  They'll just convene another Nicean council and deem the work heretical.  Er wait, I mean nobody has ever changed the Bible.  Ever.