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Should I give my baby a face tattoo?

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#1
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:00:30 If yes, what should the tattoo be? I'm thinking either a single tear drop or an elmo face super imposed on his features.

and if no, I agree.
#2
bone_naga
Jul 23, 2013 19:02:18 Definitely Elmo but make his fur hot pink instead of red. It's guaranteed to make him popular with the ladies when he gets older.
#3
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:04:16 Great Idea! I knew I could trust the internet with my child's future. I was thinking of doing it myself to make it sentimental. I have no tattoo experience but I did get in trouble a lot in school for doodling on my homework so I think I got this.
#4
bone_naga
Jul 23, 2013 19:07:26
Great Idea! I knew I could trust the internet with my child's future. I was thinking of doing it myself to make it sentimental. I have no tattoo experience but I did get in trouble a lot in school for doodling on my homework so I think I got this.

Ok, but go stock up on whiskey first. It will help boost your confidence so you don't get nervous and shaky while you work and it will calm your kid so he doesn't do silly kid things like squirm or scream in pain while you're working.
#5
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:10:17 I wish I would have waited for you to post this before I started. It turns out I have one of those babies who hates needles in his face. He must get that from his fathers side of the family, because it certainly isn't from mine.
#6
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:10:54 retraction: it may be that he got that from my side of the family. My matching tattoo is not going well.
#7
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 19:21:49 I'm thinking that a face tattoo just isn't enough. I think he needs to be Elmo'd everywhere...
Um, totally not in the puppeteer's "I diddle little boys" sense, though.
#8
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:22:47 Thank you for the clarification. Dateline is backing out of your driveway now.
#9
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 19:24:26 *phew*

I hope the drones are flying off, too. I'd hate to have to put my new hunting license to use!
#10
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:28:08 I'm loath to be the one to tell you this, but seeing as we go way back and are like *this* (fingers crossed) I will be the bearer of bad news.

Hunting licenses don't allow you to kill people OR shoot at government property. If this is coming in too late, I'm going to tell you what Ron Burgandy told Brick: You should really lay low for awhile.
#11
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 19:31:42 You're wrong. My Drone Hunting License says I can hunt drones! Colorado says so!
#12
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:34:28 Wow! Colorado is pretty cool.

All we have here is a law that lets vets with disabilites hunt from a vehicle and a 'no waste' roadkill policy.
#13
halitosis
Jul 23, 2013 19:36:29
Wow! Colorado is pretty cool.

All we have here is a law that lets vets with disabilites hunt from a vehicle and a 'no waste' roadkill policy.

Colorado also allows people to smoke the pot legally.
*sigh*
#14
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:37:54 We have that too but you have to pretend your back hurts first.
#15
halitosis
Jul 23, 2013 19:39:00
We have that too but you have to pretend your back hurts first.

Is it ok if I pretend my front hurts instead?
#16
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 19:39:05 You must not be from California, then. Would you believe they actually made it illegal to shoot a whale from a moving automobile?!
#17
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:42:02 *breaks beer bottle and wields it as a shank* TAKE IT BACK!

actually I reside in Montana along with 800,000 cows and six other people.
#18
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 19:44:39 At least it's not Scotland - where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
#19
captain_oblivious
Jul 23, 2013 19:47:27 ...and I'm scottish.

But I have NEVER had sexual relations with any bardyard animal. Honestly, they are all very prude and long story short my prom night was a huge disappointment.
#20
EscherEnigma
Jul 23, 2013 20:01:19
But I have NEVER had sexual relations with any bardyard animal.

'course not. With all that room up there, why not go free-range?
#21
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 20:18:01 I'm Scottish, too. And heard that joke from a guy who lived in Scotland until he was 16.
#22
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 23, 2013 20:22:21
I'm Scottish, too. And heard that joke from a guy who lived in Scotland until he was 16.

And then he just left? Disgusting.

*sih* Damnit draco nromally I'd pu the smiley in sblocks here but you won't see it from yoour phone.
#23
draco1119
Jul 23, 2013 21:48:32 Nothing hides on Mobile Onesite; not even users you've blocked.
#24
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 23, 2013 21:54:05
Nothing hides on Mobile Onesite; not even users you've blocked.

So you CAN read my posts!
#25
draco1119
Jul 24, 2013 0:42:02 Yup. You're proof that you can block your friends*!!!

*
Anybody want to actually give that a try? Maybe with the ubiquitous Wizards "friend"?
#26
zombie_babies
Jul 24, 2013 8:03:52 I thought New Zealand was the land of men in and sheep.
#27
draco1119
Jul 24, 2013 8:28:27 You're English, aren't you? Still trying to take from the Scots.
#28
zombie_babies
Jul 24, 2013 8:34:27 Hell no I ain't no limey. I'm Polish, German and Irish - in that order.
#29
draco1119
Jul 24, 2013 11:19:07 So you blow yourself up in an effort to conquer the world, just so you can get drunk & rebel against the New World Order?
#30
Cluless_Rat
Jul 24, 2013 11:30:26
Hell no I ain't no limey. I'm Polish, German and Irish - in that order.

It is not because those guys slept with your mom in a row that your get to claim all the nationalisties.
#31
zombie_babies
Jul 24, 2013 11:38:22
So you blow yourself up in an effort to conquer the world, just so you can get drunk & rebel against the New World Order?

Something like that, sure.

It is not because those guys slept with your mom in a row that your get to claim all the nationalisties.

Yuh-huh! If everybody's on the train everybody's on the train!
#32
halitosis
Jul 24, 2013 15:21:44 Careful with the sexual references boys... they are CoC violations.
A friend of mine just got banned for "sexual references", and his "sexual reference" was tamer than yours.
#33
zombie_babies
Jul 24, 2013 15:22:54 Who's talkin' sex? I'm talkin' trains! Choo-choo mutha!!

#34
halitosis
Jul 24, 2013 15:27:51
Who's talkin' sex? I'm talkin' trains! Choo-choo mutha!!

Oh my!
Well, my friend could have been talking about a myriad of things, but he was banned anyway.
I guess it is decided on the context the reporter reports it in rather than any other more obvious or more likely context.
#35
captain_oblivious
Jul 24, 2013 16:24:18 Hal,

I dig the way you are always saying "oh my." I feel like you are probably George Takei. Am I right?
#36
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 24, 2013 16:37:45 No, Halitosis is actually a grandmother, although I promised I wouldn't post her age. We had a really nice PM chat where she told me about herself. That pic isn't of her, she didn't want to post her face. I don't want to betray her confidence so let's just say the winds of time can be very harsh.
#37
captain_oblivious
Jul 24, 2013 16:45:48 Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?
#38
halitosis
Jul 24, 2013 16:46:38
No, Halitosis is actually a grandmother, although I promised I wouldn't post her age. We had a really nice PM chat where she told me about herself. That pic isn't of her, she didn't want to post her face. I don't want to betray her confidence so let's just say the winds of time can be very harsh.

Oh my!
#39
halitosis
Jul 24, 2013 16:47:42
Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?

Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise.
#40
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 24, 2013 16:53:59
Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?

Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise.

I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty.
#41
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 24, 2013 16:54:13
Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?

Not THAT old.
#42
halitosis
Jul 24, 2013 16:59:42
Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?

Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise.

I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty.

Oh my!
Jokes on you youngster.... those weren't wrinkles.;)
#43
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 24, 2013 17:01:09
Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?

Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise.

I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty.

Oh my!
Jokes on you youngster.... those weren't wrinkles.;)

I don't...I don't even...that MANY?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:00:30	If yes, what should the tattoo be? I'm thinking either a single tear drop or an elmo face super imposed on his features. and if no, I agree.
#2 bone_naga Jul 23, 2013 19:02:18	Definitely Elmo but make his fur hot pink instead of red. It's guaranteed to make him popular with the ladies when he gets older.
#3 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:04:16	Great Idea! I knew I could trust the internet with my child's future. I was thinking of doing it myself to make it sentimental. I have no tattoo experience but I did get in trouble a lot in school for doodling on my homework so I think I got this.
#4 bone_naga Jul 23, 2013 19:07:26	Great Idea! I knew I could trust the internet with my child's future. I was thinking of doing it myself to make it sentimental. I have no tattoo experience but I did get in trouble a lot in school for doodling on my homework so I think I got this. Ok, but go stock up on whiskey first. It will help boost your confidence so you don't get nervous and shaky while you work and it will calm your kid so he doesn't do silly kid things like squirm or scream in pain while you're working.
#5 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:10:17	I wish I would have waited for you to post this before I started. It turns out I have one of those babies who hates needles in his face. He must get that from his fathers side of the family, because it certainly isn't from mine.
#6 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:10:54	retraction: it may be that he got that from my side of the family. My matching tattoo is not going well.
#7 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 19:21:49	I'm thinking that a face tattoo just isn't enough. I think he needs to be Elmo'd everywhere... Um, totally not in the puppeteer's "I diddle little boys" sense, though.
#8 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:22:47	Thank you for the clarification. Dateline is backing out of your driveway now.
#9 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 19:24:26	phew I hope the drones are flying off, too. I'd hate to have to put my new hunting license to use!
#10 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:28:08	I'm loath to be the one to tell you this, but seeing as we go way back and are like this (fingers crossed) I will be the bearer of bad news. Hunting licenses don't allow you to kill people OR shoot at government property. If this is coming in too late, I'm going to tell you what Ron Burgandy told Brick: You should really lay low for awhile.
#11 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 19:31:42	You're wrong. My Drone Hunting License says I can hunt drones! Colorado says so!
#12 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:34:28	Wow! Colorado is pretty cool. All we have here is a law that lets vets with disabilites hunt from a vehicle and a 'no waste' roadkill policy.
#13 halitosis Jul 23, 2013 19:36:29	Wow! Colorado is pretty cool. All we have here is a law that lets vets with disabilites hunt from a vehicle and a 'no waste' roadkill policy. Colorado also allows people to smoke the pot legally. sigh
#14 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:37:54	We have that too but you have to pretend your back hurts first.
#15 halitosis Jul 23, 2013 19:39:00	We have that too but you have to pretend your back hurts first. Is it ok if I pretend my front hurts instead?
#16 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 19:39:05	You must not be from California, then. Would you believe they actually made it illegal to shoot a whale from a moving automobile?!
#17 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:42:02	breaks beer bottle and wields it as a shank TAKE IT BACK! actually I reside in Montana along with 800,000 cows and six other people.
#18 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 19:44:39	At least it's not Scotland - where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
#19 captain_oblivious Jul 23, 2013 19:47:27	...and I'm scottish. But I have NEVER had sexual relations with any bardyard animal. Honestly, they are all very prude and long story short my prom night was a huge disappointment.
#20 EscherEnigma Jul 23, 2013 20:01:19	But I have NEVER had sexual relations with any bardyard animal. 'course not. With all that room up there, why not go free-range?
#21 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 20:18:01	I'm Scottish, too. And heard that joke from a guy who lived in Scotland until he was 16.
#22 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 23, 2013 20:22:21	I'm Scottish, too. And heard that joke from a guy who lived in Scotland until he was 16. And then he just left? Disgusting. sih Damnit draco nromally I'd pu the smiley in sblocks here but you won't see it from yoour phone.
#23 draco1119 Jul 23, 2013 21:48:32	Nothing hides on Mobile Onesite; not even users you've blocked.
#24 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 23, 2013 21:54:05	Nothing hides on Mobile Onesite; not even users you've blocked. So you CAN read my posts!
#25 draco1119 Jul 24, 2013 0:42:02	Yup. You're proof that you can block your friends!!! Anybody want to actually give that a try? Maybe with the ubiquitous Wizards "friend"?
#26 zombie_babies Jul 24, 2013 8:03:52	I thought New Zealand was the land of men in and sheep.
#27 draco1119 Jul 24, 2013 8:28:27	You're English, aren't you? Still trying to take from the Scots.
#28 zombie_babies Jul 24, 2013 8:34:27	Hell no I ain't no limey. I'm Polish, German and Irish - in that order.
#29 draco1119 Jul 24, 2013 11:19:07	So you blow yourself up in an effort to conquer the world, just so you can get drunk & rebel against the New World Order?
#30 Cluless_Rat Jul 24, 2013 11:30:26	Hell no I ain't no limey. I'm Polish, German and Irish - in that order. It is not because those guys slept with your mom in a row that your get to claim all the nationalisties.
#31 zombie_babies Jul 24, 2013 11:38:22	So you blow yourself up in an effort to conquer the world, just so you can get drunk & rebel against the New World Order? Something like that, sure. It is not because those guys slept with your mom in a row that your get to claim all the nationalisties. Yuh-huh! If everybody's on the train everybody's on the train!
#32 halitosis Jul 24, 2013 15:21:44	Careful with the sexual references boys... they are CoC violations. A friend of mine just got banned for "sexual references", and his "sexual reference" was tamer than yours.
#33 zombie_babies Jul 24, 2013 15:22:54	Who's talkin' sex? I'm talkin' trains! Choo-choo mutha!!
#34 halitosis Jul 24, 2013 15:27:51	Who's talkin' sex? I'm talkin' trains! Choo-choo mutha!! Oh my! Well, my friend could have been talking about a myriad of things, but he was banned anyway. I guess it is decided on the context the reporter reports it in rather than any other more obvious or more likely context.
#35 captain_oblivious Jul 24, 2013 16:24:18	Hal, I dig the way you are always saying "oh my." I feel like you are probably George Takei. Am I right?
#36 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 24, 2013 16:37:45	No, Halitosis is actually a grandmother, although I promised I wouldn't post her age. We had a really nice PM chat where she told me about herself. That pic isn't of her, she didn't want to post her face. I don't want to betray her confidence so let's just say the winds of time can be very harsh.
#37 captain_oblivious Jul 24, 2013 16:45:48	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then?
#38 halitosis Jul 24, 2013 16:46:38	No, Halitosis is actually a grandmother, although I promised I wouldn't post her age. We had a really nice PM chat where she told me about herself. That pic isn't of her, she didn't want to post her face. I don't want to betray her confidence so let's just say the winds of time can be very harsh. Oh my!
#39 halitosis Jul 24, 2013 16:47:42	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then? Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise.
#40 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 24, 2013 16:53:59	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then? Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise. I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty.
#41 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 24, 2013 16:54:13	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then? Not THAT old.
#42 halitosis Jul 24, 2013 16:59:42	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then? Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise. I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty. Oh my! Jokes on you youngster.... those weren't wrinkles.;)
#43 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 24, 2013 17:01:09	Well, George Takei's grandmother, then? Actually, I am a 20 year old lesbian midget with a bald head and you can't prove otherwise. I could and I'm tempted, but I won't. I promised I wouldn't. Wrinkleslike that really aren't pretty. Oh my! Jokes on you youngster.... those weren't wrinkles.;) I don't...I don't even...that MANY?