Since Florida Hasn't Been Mentioned in a While

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#1

Maxperson

May 25, 2011 21:56:06
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110525/od_uk_nm/ou...
#2

Cpt_Micha

May 25, 2011 22:43:59
So Florida is one of the most likely places that people get splattered by cars?

I'm not sure this really surprises me, I mean we have below average intelligence people walking about, probably on cell phones, and the same applied to the guy behind the wheel right?
#3

Maxperson

May 25, 2011 23:46:19
So Florida is one of the most likely places that people get splattered by cars?

I'm not sure this really surprises me, I mean we have below average intelligence people walking about, probably on cell phones, and the same applied to the guy behind the wheel right?



Actually, Florida is the top 4 places to get splattered. 
#4

calronmoonflower

May 26, 2011 1:38:25
Of course walking down the street is dangerous, that's where the cars are supposed to drive.
You're supposed to walk along the side the street.
#5

zombie_babies

May 26, 2011 10:20:30
Cleveland is one of the safest.  Probably cuz nobody goes there for anything anymore.  ;)
#6

lokiare

May 26, 2011 10:27:03
Cleveland is one of the safest.  Probably cuz nobody goes there for anything anymore.  ;)



Yeah, I heard they were selling houses out ther for $100 each or something...
#7

zombie_babies

May 26, 2011 10:34:38
I think that's Detroit.  You can, however, buy Cleveland's basketball team for about $100. 
#8

Cpt_Micha

May 26, 2011 10:42:12
Wait you guys have a basketball team?
#9

zombie_babies

May 26, 2011 12:10:35
Yep, we have the team that didn't finish last!  Er, one of 'em.  They didn't finish first, either.  Or second.  Umm ... they did well enough to get enough lottery balls to get the fourth pick in the draft.  And ... uhh ... and the first pick, too.  So yeah, they're ... umm ... pretty awesome.
#10

Cpt_Micha

May 27, 2011 10:46:29
See I thought you guys had a single player up there. Who isn't there anymore. :-p

Wasn't everyone else his bench warmer?
#11

Maxperson

May 27, 2011 10:49:16
Cleveland is one of the safest.  Probably cuz nobody goes there for anything anymore.  ;)



I thought it was because no one could afford a car to run a pedestrian over with.
#12

Cpt_Micha

May 27, 2011 10:53:04
That might be part of it.
#13

zombie_babies

May 27, 2011 11:51:39
See I thought you guys had a single player up there. Who isn't there anymore. :-p

Wasn't everyone else his bench warmer?



Somethin' like that.  Though a lot of 'em now wouldn't even be warmin' a bench for a team like Miami.

I thought it was because no one could afford a car to run a pedestrian over with.



That whole 'second highest incidence of unemployment after Michigan' thing goin' on in our state may have somethin' to do with it, yes.