Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 30, 2010 23:49:18	My birthday is today. I've now managed to survive 16 years. Jubiliation. So far, I've been given 10$ and a bunch of free bitz for Warhammer. I'll soon be getting cake as well. I love how people are compelled to give me tribute.
#2 brianusa Jan 31, 2010 0:02:04	You were born during a very cold winter, much like this one.
#3 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 31, 2010 0:25:49	It's cold? It's warmer than normal here; it's been hovering mostly around the low 50s lately.
#4 pigknight Jan 31, 2010 0:39:18	I thought you were significantly younger than I.
#5 bone_naga Jan 31, 2010 0:54:42	The cake is a lie!
#6 brianusa Jan 31, 2010 1:24:09	Over the past month temps across the entire Northern Hemisphere have dropped. www.atoptics.co.uk/highsky/psc1.htm
#7 Escef Jan 31, 2010 7:55:20	You were born the year I graduated from high school... I feel old.
#8 boj0 Jan 31, 2010 12:33:30	Since everyone else missed the point...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#9 lhockee Jan 31, 2010 12:35:05	Happy Birthday Salutations!
#10 ellorin Jan 31, 2010 12:37:23	Happy Birthday R-L!
#11 brianusa Jan 31, 2010 12:38:56	I didn't miss any point.  He's 16.  That's like...the same age as my oldest pair of underwear. (And they still fit by the way.)
#12 The-Mage-King Jan 31, 2010 12:58:06	Then I wish you a cheerfilled birthday, fellow OTTer who's younger than me.
#13 lhockee Jan 31, 2010 12:58:51	Sheesh, people really like to rub in the Younger Then or Older Then jive don't they?
#14 Escef Jan 31, 2010 13:35:50	Sheesh, people really like to rub in the Younger Then or Older Then jive don't they? Yeah, and?
#15 Klirshon Jan 31, 2010 14:31:02	At least you gals/guys know how old you are... I lost my owner's manual approximately 12128760 units ago. Anyway, enjoy your birth anniversary, R_L.
#16 Escef Jan 31, 2010 14:36:43	At least you gals/guys know how old you are... I lost my owner's manual approximately 12128760 units ago. Run your serial number by the manufacturer. I'm sure they can tell you.
#17 Klirshon Jan 31, 2010 14:49:01	They must have had a sense of humor because the serial number looks like chicken scratch.
#18 WolfLordBran Jan 31, 2010 15:13:03	Happy Birthday! Since the cake is a lie, here's a cookie or two!     Well, 16. Yer arfully old fer a greenskin. Wut'z yer seekrit?!
#19 Idolis Jan 31, 2010 15:27:25	Happy Birthday, Ragnar. May the goblins of Dolishastan sing your praises and spill much blood in your honor.
#20 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 31, 2010 15:49:36	Well, 16. Yer arfully old fer a greenskin. Wut'z yer seekrit?! Keep da boyz fightin so dey duzn't get bored.
#21 EscherEnigma Jan 31, 2010 16:10:23	Good job on not dying yet. Now cut your hair and get a job, ya dirty hippy.
#22 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 31, 2010 16:35:10	Good job on not dying yet. Now cut your hair and get a job, ya dirty hippy. Too lazy to get my hair cut, and a job is fairly high on my priority list.
#23 EscherEnigma Jan 31, 2010 16:47:03	Good job on not dying yet. Now cut your hair and get a job, ya dirty hippy. Too lazy to get my hair cut, and a job is fairly high on my priority list. Too lazy?  Pull out your razor and go to.  Fifteen minutes and you won't need to cut your hair for six months when it'll be about three inches long.
#24 Cpt_Micha Jan 31, 2010 17:17:05	happy birthday. remember if you get into trouble, take pics and profit from them.
#25 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 31, 2010 21:55:04	I just got 152$ (well, 50$ is going to savings, but still, that's a lot of Warhammer stuff) and a really nice knife. There was also a razor, but why would I shave (well, except for job interviews)?
#26 Cpt_Micha Jan 31, 2010 22:20:06	I just got 152$ (well, 50$ is going to savings, but still, that's a lot of Warhammer stuff) and a really nice knife. There was also a razor, but why would I shave (well, except for job interviews)? Isn't it obvious? For the women folk.
#27 Klirshon Feb 01, 2010 20:28:47	Some women folk dig a great, big, bushy beard though...
#28 bone_naga Feb 01, 2010 20:51:21	Who said anything about shaving your face?
#29 Ragnar_Lodbrok Feb 01, 2010 21:02:45	... Rather not stick anything sharp around there.
#30 EscherEnigma Feb 01, 2010 21:09:55	... Rather not stick anything sharp around there. ... your toes?  I hear hairy toes are a big turn-off.
#31 EscherEnigma Feb 01, 2010 21:11:58	Some women folk dig a great, big, bushy beard though... Yeah, if you're going for a beard, you really want one that stands well as an icon of masculinity/femininity.  I mean, if you're a man and your beard looks like she could chew her way through an iron bar, she might not be so effective.  Similarly, if you're a woman and your beard is an effeminiate and has a lisp, people might not be fooled. Nah, for a beard to be really effective, they have to help cover for you well and play the part to the hilt.
#32 Cpt_Micha Feb 01, 2010 21:13:22	Who said anything about shaving your face? I will stand by my statement.
#33 EscherEnigma Feb 01, 2010 21:17:12	Didn't we already establish that Micha likes whistles?
#34 Klirshon Feb 02, 2010 6:15:01	... Rather not stick anything sharp around there. ... your toes?  I hear hairy toes are a big turn-off. Only the toes? Guess I'll keep the fur patches on my feet then... Also, my beard looks more like she is a lumberjack... I suppose that means she chews through timber, not iron bars.
#35 lhockee Feb 02, 2010 11:03:02	I think I've witnessed more Crazie in this thread, than I have in a life-time of living.
#36 EscherEnigma Feb 02, 2010 12:01:23	I think I've witnessed more Crazie in this thread, than I have in a life-time of living. Wow, were you deprived as a child or something?  I think I have more crazy in my pillow talk.
#37 lhockee Feb 02, 2010 15:50:05	Must have been. I'll tell you what though, I'll trade my childhood for yours, and we can play swapsies for a day, saavy? Excellent.
#38 EscherEnigma Feb 02, 2010 15:59:20	Must have been. I'll tell you what though, I'll trade my childhood for yours, and we can play swapsies for a day, saavy? Excellent. Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
#39 lhockee Feb 02, 2010 16:01:15	Awer, but I have the DeLorean parked out front and everything!
#40 EscherEnigma Feb 02, 2010 16:04:54	That's very impressive, but I can't imagine a grown man could fool anyone into thinking he was me when I was three.
#41 lhockee Feb 02, 2010 16:08:38	I could shave, that might make me look a wee bit younger. In fact, when I do shave, I often get mistaken for a 17-19 something most of the time. I'm almost a quarter of a century old {it sounds more impressive if you say "century"}, and I can still pass off as a teen. Here's hoping that when I'm fifty I look twenty.
#42 EscherEnigma Feb 02, 2010 16:22:51	Seeing as how I could pass as a middle school student until well into my college years...
#43 lhockee Feb 02, 2010 16:23:42	Eternal youth; now all we need is the Hand of Midas and we'd both be set.
#44 EscherEnigma Feb 02, 2010 17:06:51	There's a difference between eternal youth and immortality, ya know.
#45 lhockee Feb 03, 2010 9:57:01	Bah, semantics!