He's going to grant three, and only three wishes to everyone who wants to partake. He can't kill anyone, he can't make people fall in love and he can't revive the dead. Each master has three such wishes, and cannot exceed this amount by wishing for more wishes.
What do you wish for?
I want him to be unable to grant wishes.
You don't mess with Genies.
... and out popped a Genie.
He's going to grant three, and only three wishes to everyone who wants to partake. He can't kill anyone, he can't make people fall in love and he can't revive the dead. Each master has three such wishes, and cannot exceed this amount by wishing for more wishes.
What do you wish for?
1.) The ability to cast spells as a 20th level wizard.
2.) That my first wish could never be undone or reversed.
3.) The immediate destruction of all present and future wish-granting entities, with the exception of myself.
Nah, just kidding.
1) A really fast super computer.
2) A publishing deal.
3) More people to join the Edition War. (Ha Ha Pig, beat ya to it.)
2. Access to save state hacking utilities for reality
3. Complete understanding of all variables in said save state hacking
:D
2) I wish he had the voice (and some of the personality) of robin williams
3) I wish he would never try to use his powers for evil, only good or comic relief.
2.) I wish for peace on earth except in the edition war.
3.) I wish pig knight had three more wishes.
(I think I found a loophole. :D , maybe pigknight will give me some more wishes since I eradicated Idolis' third and gave pig knight another chance at self promotion...then I could give him some more wishes...)
I basically killed the genie already.
1.)...the power to change the things that can and should be changed
2.)...the patience to endure the things that can't or shouldn't be changed
3.)...the wisdom to distinguish between the two ;)
2) a hot hamburger sandwich, i'm going to need lots of food.
3) my own skyscraper with kickass castle on top that can eject itself and fly if need be.
can refills with another genie
1) i wish that the can would stay in my possession with a different 3 wish-granting genie inside upon casting my 3rd wish.
2) another hot hamburger sandwich. cause the 1st one was awesome and i'm hungry
3) a full staff of NAVY Seal trained maids & lawyers that are eternally loyal to me to work in my sky castle
can refills with another genie...
yes i do subscribe to the Gordian Thinking Method.
1. Fluency in all forms of all languages.
2. The ability to change shape at will without limitation.
3. At will Teleportation.
At that point, what more do you need?
Answer, the ability to throw fireballs. But I can live with just the first three.
2) Wish for me to become a Lich.
3) Wish to have a access (likely a library) to many history books and to all books of arcane and religious lore.
I wish I knew why the hell Jhonesy was rubbing his soda can.
Why exactly?
Why exactly?
I think you ask the impossible, even for a genie.
2) For Sarah Palin to be stepped on by a rabid moose.
3) For Joe the Plumber to be nominated for the next shuttle launch.
Jhonesy, how often do you rub your soda can?
Only when the SO is away on business trips or otherwise indisposed.
Only when the SO is away on business trips or otherwise indisposed.
So it's pretty much all the time? :P
*Are you using SO for Sex Slave or Significant Other?
Hey, I "rub" something when I'm all alone too. It's cool.
Your chin? I like rubbing my short stubby beard too.
Ohhh, that's what you mean. You sick man. Rubbing chest. You wouldn't have so many problems breathing if you didn't have those sticks in your mouth so often. ;)
...Oooookay. Moving swiftly along...
I will assume for the purposes of this game that any wishes of a religious nature are out, as they would be my first priority - since nobody wishes to hear wishes about tricky theological questions, I shall move swiftly to my next wish.
1. I wish that I could shapeshift, without limitations, but that I would keep my original mind throughout the transformations - i.e. not instantly dying if I became a sword, or losing my mind if I became a fox - and that I would keep the ability to verbally communicate no matter what form I was in, and furthermore that all transformations would be reversable at-will by myself and that all of my possessions that are in contact with me would merge and become part of my new form, but would reappear when I transform back to my normal form; furthermore, that my "default" form would be my current one, and that I would have to use it to shift to any other form - handily sidestepping any "loss of identity" problems.
*Big breath*
2. That every person in the world had a Wallet of Endless Food, as in the D&D magical item (I think that's its name), and that said item would never run out of food no matter how long it was used, and that the user could decide what type of food was in the wallet, and what quantity of food - thereby, ending world hunger.
*Deep breath*
3. I wish that you would give me three more wishes, to be utilized at a later date.
1) I wish to have all my wishes granted in a way that fits their intent, including this one.
2) I wish to have success on anything I attempt, to do, though at a suitable cost, unless it would change my very nature for the worst.
3) I wish to be the protagonist of a non-tragic epic of the fantastic or wondrous sort, as per the literary definition of fantastic plausible and wondrous plausible, which will end on a high note, or, alternatively, continue until I decide, with no doubts in my mind, to end it.
...Yes, I know, some interesting lawyering there. Hey, you never know when you could come across a literal genie! :P
Now, if I were dealing with a non-literal genie, my wishes would be:
1) As 2 above.
2) As 3 above.
3) I wish for the objectively good values of morality to triumph over the objectively evil values, so that the world becomes a better and better place to live every day.
That, of course, assumes that wishing for more wishes is right out. Otherwise, I'd have to use get my wishlist out. :P
1) I wish people would shut the **** up in movie theaters.
2) I wish people would stop driving so ****ing slowly in the fast lane.
3) I wish telemarketing was illegal.
Yeah, that would rock dude. (Very High Friend)
2) That stoners ruled the world, doooooooood
Aw ha ha, Good one dude. (Same friend)
3)That all people were best buds, man. Because because because you seriously rock, dude, and I love you for that.
Awww, dude I love you too, man. Let's hug it out. You rock dude.
Smooth move.