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#1
yellowdingo
Feb 08, 2010 7:55:19 So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong...
#2
RPJesus
Feb 08, 2010 15:53:43 It's Jaya Ballard, Task Mage. And it's magic. WotC has the usual posterior-covering anti-tobacco stance nowadays IIRC (There was something about tainted monkey originally having a pipe but getting it edited out. Of course, then there's Frankie Peanuts so who knows, but I think it was okay cause he was a "bad guy" or something).
#3
Dougan_Axehammer
Feb 09, 2010 20:46:27
So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong...

Actually, it's not a cigarette; it really is a finger with smoke coming off of it. Whether it's magic flowing from the finger, or smoke from casting a firespell (Jaya Ballard is a fire mage), it's still just a finger.
#4
yellowdingo
Feb 15, 2010 22:31:37
So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong...

Actually, it's not a cigarette; it really is a finger with smoke coming off of it. Whether it's magic flowing from the finger, or smoke from casting a firespell (Jaya Ballard is a fire mage), it's still just a finger.

Except it aint a finger - the finger you think it is...is obscured in a folded way behind that Cigarette...precisely how it should be if you are smoking a quirley.
#5
pigknight
Feb 15, 2010 22:48:59 That is a finger. No questions.
#6
Escef
Feb 15, 2010 23:04:58
Except it aint a finger - the finger you think it is...is obscured in a folded way behind that Cigarette...precisely how it should be if you are smoking a quirley.

Must you always look for something to complain about? Does that look like a cigarrette to you? If that is a cigarette, where is the finger?

This art is from a set that debuted in 2007. Get with the times. Not only are you trying to find something that isn't there, you're three years late trying to find it.
#7
zombie_babies
Feb 16, 2010 9:12:54 I want to buy a van just so I can put that picture on the side of it.
#8
Shiftkitty
Feb 16, 2010 22:23:43 It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art.
#9
zombie_babies
Feb 17, 2010 9:16:56 Of course! An' it would have shag carpet, hangin' beads an' a bed an' blacklight in the back. For partyin' down with chicks that look like the one painted on the side of my van. Cuz that's how party van doods roll. With chicks. And beads.
#10
EscherEnigma
Feb 17, 2010 10:05:33
Of course! An' it would have shag carpet, hangin' beads an' a bed an' blacklight in the back. For partyin' down with chicks that look like the one painted on the side of my van. Cuz that's how party van doods roll. With chicks. And beads.

Ew. Gross. I can't believe you would suggest something like that.\
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I mean a blacklight? Really? Do you have any idea the stuff those things reveal? Gross!
#11
zombie_babies
Feb 17, 2010 10:24:30 'Colateral damage' is part of the van lifestyle. Seeing it just makes the experience dirtier. And more fun.
#12
EscherEnigma
Feb 17, 2010 11:56:17 Gah! That made me think of a quote, but I can't remember who... anyone recognize this quote?
Sex is only dirty when it's done right.

Anyone?
#13
zombie_babies
Feb 17, 2010 12:20:35 I've heard it, but I can't recall who said it first.
#14
ADHadh
Feb 17, 2010 12:36:33
It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art.

Why not Iron Maiden in medieval garb? With axes and everything.
Kitschy as heck, but it is a compromise ;)
#15
Escef
Feb 17, 2010 12:40:26
Gah! That made me think of a quote, but I can't remember who... anyone recognize this quote?
Sex is only dirty when it's done right.

Anyone?

IIRC, it was Woody Allen.
#16
Shiftkitty
Feb 17, 2010 14:09:09
It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art.

Why not Iron Maiden in medieval garb? With axes and everything.
Kitschy as heck, but it is a compromise ;)

Got it! The pose from "The Trooper", but he's in medieval garb and the dead bodies around him are adventurers. License plate: "EPIC TPK".

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 yellowdingo Feb 08, 2010 7:55:19	So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong...
#2 RPJesus Feb 08, 2010 15:53:43	It's Jaya Ballard, Task Mage. And it's magic. WotC has the usual posterior-covering anti-tobacco stance nowadays IIRC (There was something about tainted monkey originally having a pipe but getting it edited out. Of course, then there's Frankie Peanuts so who knows, but I think it was okay cause he was a "bad guy" or something).
#3 Dougan_Axehammer Feb 09, 2010 20:46:27	So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong... Actually, it's not a cigarette; it really is a finger with smoke coming off of it. Whether it's magic flowing from the finger, or smoke from casting a firespell (Jaya Ballard is a fire mage), it's still just a finger.
#4 yellowdingo Feb 15, 2010 22:31:37	So I get to the weolcome to the Wizards Community and there is a subversive dark haired leather and mesh wearing wench with a Cigarette. It is a Cigarette right? It isnt a finger with Magic comming off it because it is positioned wrong... Actually, it's not a cigarette; it really is a finger with smoke coming off of it. Whether it's magic flowing from the finger, or smoke from casting a firespell (Jaya Ballard is a fire mage), it's still just a finger. Except it aint a finger - the finger you think it is...is obscured in a folded way behind that Cigarette...precisely how it should be if you are smoking a quirley.
#5 pigknight Feb 15, 2010 22:48:59	That is a finger. No questions.
#6 Escef Feb 15, 2010 23:04:58	Except it aint a finger - the finger you think it is...is obscured in a folded way behind that Cigarette...precisely how it should be if you are smoking a quirley. Must you always look for something to complain about? Does that look like a cigarrette to you? If that is a cigarette, where is the finger? This art is from a set that debuted in 2007. Get with the times. Not only are you trying to find something that isn't there, you're three years late trying to find it.
#7 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2010 9:12:54	I want to buy a van just so I can put that picture on the side of it.
#8 Shiftkitty Feb 16, 2010 22:23:43	It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art.
#9 zombie_babies Feb 17, 2010 9:16:56	Of course! An' it would have shag carpet, hangin' beads an' a bed an' blacklight in the back. For partyin' down with chicks that look like the one painted on the side of my van. Cuz that's how party van doods roll. With chicks. And beads.
#10 EscherEnigma Feb 17, 2010 10:05:33	Of course! An' it would have shag carpet, hangin' beads an' a bed an' blacklight in the back. For partyin' down with chicks that look like the one painted on the side of my van. Cuz that's how party van doods roll. With chicks. And beads. Ew. Gross. I can't believe you would suggest something like that.\ Show I mean a blacklight? Really? Do you have any idea the stuff those things reveal? Gross!
#11 zombie_babies Feb 17, 2010 10:24:30	'Colateral damage' is part of the van lifestyle. Seeing it just makes the experience dirtier. And more fun.
#12 EscherEnigma Feb 17, 2010 11:56:17	Gah! That made me think of a quote, but I can't remember who... anyone recognize this quote? Sex is only dirty when it's done right. Anyone?
#13 zombie_babies Feb 17, 2010 12:20:35	I've heard it, but I can't recall who said it first.
#14 ADHadh Feb 17, 2010 12:36:33	It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art. Why not Iron Maiden in medieval garb? With axes and everything. Kitschy as heck, but it is a compromise ;)
#15 Escef Feb 17, 2010 12:40:26	Gah! That made me think of a quote, but I can't remember who... anyone recognize this quote? Sex is only dirty when it's done right. Anyone? IIRC, it was Woody Allen.
#16 Shiftkitty Feb 17, 2010 14:09:09	It has to be a full-sized "Chester the Molester" van with no windows. A mini-van just won't do it no matter how many times they air that commercial. If I had one of those vans I'd be torn between medieval fantasy art or Iron Maiden art. Why not Iron Maiden in medieval garb? With axes and everything. Kitschy as heck, but it is a compromise ;) Got it! The pose from "The Trooper", but he's in medieval garb and the dead bodies around him are adventurers. License plate: "EPIC TPK".