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So that's why so many D&D gamers are fat?

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#1
homicidal_squirrel
Mar 22, 2013 14:00:44 gma.yahoo.com/allergic-exercise-real-thi...
#2
zombie_babies
Mar 22, 2013 14:20:21 Lies. That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point.
#3
homicidal_squirrel
Mar 22, 2013 14:27:37
Lies. That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point.

It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run.
#4
CorranHornIsAwesome
Mar 22, 2013 15:34:28
It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run.

Lies. Fatties won't run even for food. They just huff and puff alot about the distance they have to travel.

Shall we ask...no, that would have been mean.
#5
draco1119
Mar 22, 2013 15:44:26 CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.
#6
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Mar 22, 2013 15:54:37
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.

Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.
#7
CorranHornIsAwesome
Mar 22, 2013 15:55:57
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.

Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.

Such as compresion phaser rifles.
#8
CorranHornIsAwesome
Mar 22, 2013 15:56:08
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.

No, not you.
#9
skizzlebritches
Mar 22, 2013 23:33:41 Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.
#10
Mad_Jack
Mar 23, 2013 3:12:15
CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.

Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.

Such as compresion phaser rifles.

Pffft... If you're using proper weapons, you're not even on the same planet as your enemy. Worst-case scenario, you're launching a kinetic bombardment from a few thousand miles over his head...

#11
Klirshon
Mar 23, 2013 5:52:21
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.

Some will consider that a waste of a cookie on a lesser game. I have been informed that there are better games to play with cookies.
#12
Namakoro
Mar 23, 2013 6:08:14
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.

This is almost brilliant- I say replace 'cookie' with 'shot' and get the world's slowest and possibly nerdiest drinking game. =D
#13
EscherEnigma
Mar 23, 2013 13:03:56
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.

That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective.

Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie? If he kills a player? Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies...
#14
Hipster_Dog
Mar 23, 2013 15:27:26
Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.

That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective.

Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie? If he kills a player? Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies...

You've played too much 4e.
#15
EscherEnigma
Mar 23, 2013 20:24:34 Or not enough Paranoia.
#16
The_Silversword
Mar 23, 2013 23:10:43 Paranoia is one of the few games ive havnt played, Id like to try it atleast once, Ive read the comic books, it seems pretty uhm... interesting.
#17
EscherEnigma
Mar 24, 2013 1:17:32 You have to do it with the props. It's just not the same without the props.
#18
zombie_babies
Mar 25, 2013 10:00:58 Paranoia was one of those games I was gonna play and then never did. And the friggin' guy who friggin' DMd it moved to friggin' Vegas. Oh well.

And cookies as monster counters? Gee, wonder why there's that whole 'D&D players are unhealthy fatsos' stereotype.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Mar 22, 2013 14:00:44	gma.yahoo.com/allergic-exercise-real-thi...
#2 zombie_babies Mar 22, 2013 14:20:21	Lies. That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Mar 22, 2013 14:27:37	Lies. That would mean D&D players have tried to exercise at some point. It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run.
#4 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 22, 2013 15:34:28	It's possible they got excited and ran to the table for pizza and had an allergic reaction to the short run. Lies. Fatties won't run even for food. They just huff and puff alot about the distance they have to travel. Shall we ask...no, that would have been mean.
#5 draco1119 Mar 22, 2013 15:44:26	CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies.
#6 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 22, 2013 15:54:37	CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies. Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons.
#7 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 22, 2013 15:55:57	CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies. Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons. Such as compresion phaser rifles.
#8 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 22, 2013 15:56:08	CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies. No, not you.
#9 skizzlebritches Mar 22, 2013 23:33:41	Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to.
#10 Mad_Jack Mar 23, 2013 3:12:15	CHIA, the answer to your question is no. Running is an unnatural act. It should only be done to the bathroom or away from enemies. Or towards enemies, if everyone is using proper weapons. Such as compresion phaser rifles. Pffft... If you're using proper weapons, you're not even on the same planet as your enemy. Worst-case scenario, you're launching a kinetic bombardment from a few thousand miles over his head...
#11 Klirshon Mar 23, 2013 5:52:21	Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to. Some will consider that a waste of a cookie on a lesser game. I have been informed that there are better games to play with cookies.
#12 Namakoro Mar 23, 2013 6:08:14	Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to. This is almost brilliant- I say replace 'cookie' with 'shot' and get the world's slowest and possibly nerdiest drinking game. =D
#13 EscherEnigma Mar 23, 2013 13:03:56	Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to. That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective. Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie? If he kills a player? Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies...
#14 Hipster_Dog Mar 23, 2013 15:27:26	Personally a big fan of using cookies as monsters on the table and player that gets the kill shot gets to eat the cookie. That is what I attribute it to. That doesn't sound like it'd be terribly cohesive to team-work, and would really shaft support characters who make everyone else more effective. Also, when does the GM get to eat a cookie? If he kills a player? Seems like the GM would get fewer cookies... You've played too much 4e.
#15 EscherEnigma Mar 23, 2013 20:24:34	Or not enough Paranoia.
#16 The_Silversword Mar 23, 2013 23:10:43	Paranoia is one of the few games ive havnt played, Id like to try it atleast once, Ive read the comic books, it seems pretty uhm... interesting.
#17 EscherEnigma Mar 24, 2013 1:17:32	You have to do it with the props. It's just not the same without the props.
#18 zombie_babies Mar 25, 2013 10:00:58	Paranoia was one of those games I was gonna play and then never did. And the friggin' guy who friggin' DMd it moved to friggin' Vegas. Oh well. And cookies as monster counters? Gee, wonder why there's that whole 'D&D players are unhealthy fatsos' stereotype.