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#1
oxybe
Dec 23, 2010 13:02:36 www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

yes i read this 40-page document. it is both extremely sad and hilarious and i am probably going to do a tour of baator for enjoying simply reading the lists of demands this lady is making.
#2
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 13:11:49
www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

yes i read this 40-page document. it is both extremely sad and hilarious and i am probably going to do a tour of baator for enjoying simply reading the lists of demands this lady is making.

"I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..."

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read...
#3
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:20:48

"I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..."

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read...

Dood. She puts the li'l copyright symbol after each instance of his name. She ... she copyrighted her son.
#4
oxybe
Dec 23, 2010 13:21:53 it gets "better".

trust me, i'm from the internet.
#5
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:25:47 I'm about 5 pages in and it's awesome. This lady is so out of her mind that, well, it's damned hilarious. I should be worried over the state of humanity but I'm just too amused to care right now.
#6
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 13:30:49 With those demands, I need to take a trip to that school and get slapped by a white teacher.
#7
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:33:04 Me too. Time for a Tavern field trip!
#8
pluisjen
Dec 23, 2010 13:38:27 Hehe I saw this a few hours ago and this woman is either the most brilliant or the saddest person ever, depending on whether or not she's serious.

I'm afraid the answer will be "the saddest", though.
#9
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:40:46
Reading this, I sincerely hope that those it was addressed to reply in the same fashion the Cleveland Browns replied to that fan in the '70s.
#10
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:47:24 No HARP signal directed at the school? What the ... 'course it should be expected of someone that wants a solution and then makes it impossible by preemptively charging $6k for 45 min meetings. What an idiot. This lady is more delusional than Jesse the Body.
#11
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 13:48:16

Reading this, I sincerely hope that those it was addressed to reply in the same fashion the Cleveland Browns replied to that fan in the '70s.

That's exactly what I was thinking.
#12
boraxe
Dec 23, 2010 13:49:45
I can't believe some of those demands... district-wide campaigns, $250,000, extra fees just for meeting with them? Seriously... this person is just your steriotypical "SUE SUE SUE!!!" money-maker.

There is nothing typical about this woman.
#13
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 13:59:29
That's exactly what I was thinking.

My favorite part? I mean, aside from the copyright thing. The way she signed it: Respectfully and without prejudice. Wrong on both counts, m'lady. Wrong on both counts. Heh.

EDIT: I also like the CC list. It reads as a who's who of 'won't give a **** about this insanity'.
#14
oxybe
Dec 23, 2010 14:02:29 yeah, Obama and Biden on the CC list. this lady is something alright.
#15
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 14:10:05 Don't forget about the bill. I love how she writes "NATURE OF PAYMENT: Blank U.S. Postal Mony Orders of Silver Coinage.
#16
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 14:14:49 Does it disturb anyone else how comfortable she is claiming her son as property while all the while saying he'll never be property and should not be treated as such?
#17
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 14:21:50
Does it disturb anyone else how comfortable she is claiming her son as property while all the while saying he'll never be property and should not be treated as such?

Really? You find that particularly disturbing in the context of this wonderfully entertaining piece of litterature?

Page 31 is amazing though. H.A.R.R.P. signals...
#18
zombie_babies
Dec 23, 2010 14:33:42 Oh, the whole thing is disturbing - and incredibly amusing. That point just stuck out. I do agree that the best part was the page with the HARP stuff on it. She also doesn't want any mysterious substances added to the water, no visits from the 'alphabet gang', etc. Good stuff.

I do agree with one of her demands, though. She should be able to get some free medical assistance from a certain type of specialist. ;)
#19
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 23, 2010 17:56:40
Oh, the whole thing is disturbing - and incredibly amusing. That point just stuck out. I do agree that the best part was the page with the HARP stuff on it. She also doesn't want any mysterious substances added to the water, no visits from the 'alphabet gang', etc. Good stuff.

I do agree with one of her demands, though. She should be able to get some free medical assistance from a certain type of specialist. ;)

Would be all for her getting access to a whole team of "those" specialist.
#20
bone_naga
Dec 23, 2010 20:42:00 Oh man that is the best read I've had in a while. I like that she assumes the "strong black man" she addresses to the letter would want to give into all of her demands but it's the "system" holding him back. I'm sure the CIA is really interested in this. And she demands licensing fees to use "Curtis Bowen" in any document, including court documents? Good luck with that.
#21
Mad_Jack
Dec 23, 2010 22:06:00

"I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..."

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read...

Dood. She puts the li'l copyright symbol after each instance of his name. She ... she copyrighted her son.

Technically, she would have copyrighted the name, not the kid (I think you'd have to patent an actual physical person? lol), but, y'know, it could just be part of his name, rather than an actual copyright... If she's that crazy, he's lucky his name isn't Bob$&#*#myintelligentblacksonwhoisapersonnotacorporation, lol.

EDIT:

"...idiots wrapped in stupid."

I think we've just found the next great internet catchphrase.

#22
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 24, 2010 5:34:52 So... it appears that this nut case is part of the sovereign citizen movement. It explains a lot.

www.adl.org/learn/ext_us/SCM.asp?xpicked...
#23
homicidal_squirrel
Dec 24, 2010 8:31:12
So... it appears that this nut case is part of the soverign citizen movement. It explains a lot.

www.adl.org/learn/ext_us/SCM.asp?xpicked...

So how much of this ideology come from the civil war and the confederate states?

Not sure. I'm guessing there is a good part that does, but the common law ownership of her son reffers to some English common law thing. Also, they share some of the same rhetoric as white supremacist groups.
#24
Cpt_Micha
Dec 24, 2010 8:53:19

So how much of this ideology come from the civil war and the confederate states?

Not nearly as much as you'd think really. Most of this seems like a Fruitcake Midwesterner thing. Southern stuff is more KKK, less "they are all out to get us!".
#25
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Dec 24, 2010 11:09:42 The funniest part is that it's not really 40 pages. And that she's absolutely insane, believes at least a few conspiracy theories, and is at least slightly racist.
#26
Robin_Hoodlum
Dec 25, 2010 10:20:45 She should have her children taken from her.
What a shame that they will have to grow up learning nonsense like this, so they can further propagate the garbage.

*sigh*

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 oxybe Dec 23, 2010 13:02:36	www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/ yes i read this 40-page document. it is both extremely sad and hilarious and i am probably going to do a tour of baator for enjoying simply reading the lists of demands this lady is making.
#2 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 13:11:49	www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/ yes i read this 40-page document. it is both extremely sad and hilarious and i am probably going to do a tour of baator for enjoying simply reading the lists of demands this lady is making. "I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..." That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read...
#3 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:20:48	"I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..." That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read... Dood. She puts the li'l copyright symbol after each instance of his name. She ... she copyrighted her son.
#4 oxybe Dec 23, 2010 13:21:53	it gets "better". trust me, i'm from the internet.
#5 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:25:47	I'm about 5 pages in and it's awesome. This lady is so out of her mind that, well, it's damned hilarious. I should be worried over the state of humanity but I'm just too amused to care right now.
#6 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 13:30:49	With those demands, I need to take a trip to that school and get slapped by a white teacher.
#7 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:33:04	Me too. Time for a Tavern field trip!
#8 pluisjen Dec 23, 2010 13:38:27	Hehe I saw this a few hours ago and this woman is either the most brilliant or the saddest person ever, depending on whether or not she's serious. I'm afraid the answer will be "the saddest", though.
#9 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:40:46	Reading this, I sincerely hope that those it was addressed to reply in the same fashion the Cleveland Browns replied to that fan in the '70s.
#10 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:47:24	No HARP signal directed at the school? What the ... 'course it should be expected of someone that wants a solution and then makes it impossible by preemptively charging $6k for 45 min meetings. What an idiot. This lady is more delusional than Jesse the Body.
#11 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 13:48:16	Reading this, I sincerely hope that those it was addressed to reply in the same fashion the Cleveland Browns replied to that fan in the '70s. That's exactly what I was thinking.
#12 boraxe Dec 23, 2010 13:49:45	I can't believe some of those demands... district-wide campaigns, $250,000, extra fees just for meeting with them? Seriously... this person is just your steriotypical "SUE SUE SUE!!!" money-maker. There is nothing typical about this woman.
#13 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 13:59:29	That's exactly what I was thinking. My favorite part? I mean, aside from the copyright thing. The way she signed it: Respectfully and without prejudice. Wrong on both counts, m'lady. Wrong on both counts. Heh. EDIT: I also like the CC list. It reads as a who's who of 'won't give a **** about this insanity'.
#14 oxybe Dec 23, 2010 14:02:29	yeah, Obama and Biden on the CC list. this lady is something alright.
#15 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 14:10:05	Don't forget about the bill. I love how she writes "NATURE OF PAYMENT: Blank U.S. Postal Mony Orders of Silver Coinage.
#16 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 14:14:49	Does it disturb anyone else how comfortable she is claiming her son as property while all the while saying he'll never be property and should not be treated as such?
#17 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 14:21:50	Does it disturb anyone else how comfortable she is claiming her son as property while all the while saying he'll never be property and should not be treated as such? Really? You find that particularly disturbing in the context of this wonderfully entertaining piece of litterature? Page 31 is amazing though. H.A.R.R.P. signals...
#18 zombie_babies Dec 23, 2010 14:33:42	Oh, the whole thing is disturbing - and incredibly amusing. That point just stuck out. I do agree that the best part was the page with the HARP stuff on it. She also doesn't want any mysterious substances added to the water, no visits from the 'alphabet gang', etc. Good stuff. I do agree with one of her demands, though. She should be able to get some free medical assistance from a certain type of specialist. ;)
#19 homicidal_squirrel Dec 23, 2010 17:56:40	Oh, the whole thing is disturbing - and incredibly amusing. That point just stuck out. I do agree that the best part was the page with the HARP stuff on it. She also doesn't want any mysterious substances added to the water, no visits from the 'alphabet gang', etc. Good stuff. I do agree with one of her demands, though. She should be able to get some free medical assistance from a certain type of specialist. ;) Would be all for her getting access to a whole team of "those" specialist.
#20 bone_naga Dec 23, 2010 20:42:00	Oh man that is the best read I've had in a while. I like that she assumes the "strong black man" she addresses to the letter would want to give into all of her demands but it's the "system" holding him back. I'm sure the CIA is really interested in this. And she demands licensing fees to use "Curtis Bowen" in any document, including court documents? Good luck with that.
#21 Mad_Jack Dec 23, 2010 22:06:00	"I am the soverign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker..." That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I just started and I can see this is going to be an interesting read... Dood. She puts the li'l copyright symbol after each instance of his name. She ... she copyrighted her son. Technically, she would have copyrighted the name, not the kid (I think you'd have to patent an actual physical person? lol), but, y'know, it could just be part of his name, rather than an actual copyright... If she's that crazy, he's lucky his name isn't Bob$&#*#myintelligentblacksonwhoisapersonnotacorporation, lol. EDIT: "...idiots wrapped in stupid." I think we've just found the next great internet catchphrase.
#22 homicidal_squirrel Dec 24, 2010 5:34:52	So... it appears that this nut case is part of the sovereign citizen movement. It explains a lot. www.adl.org/learn/ext_us/SCM.asp?xpicked...
#23 homicidal_squirrel Dec 24, 2010 8:31:12	So... it appears that this nut case is part of the soverign citizen movement. It explains a lot. www.adl.org/learn/ext_us/SCM.asp?xpicked... So how much of this ideology come from the civil war and the confederate states? Not sure. I'm guessing there is a good part that does, but the common law ownership of her son reffers to some English common law thing. Also, they share some of the same rhetoric as white supremacist groups.
#24 Cpt_Micha Dec 24, 2010 8:53:19	So how much of this ideology come from the civil war and the confederate states? Not nearly as much as you'd think really. Most of this seems like a Fruitcake Midwesterner thing. Southern stuff is more KKK, less "they are all out to get us!".
#25 Ragnar_Lodbrok Dec 24, 2010 11:09:42	The funniest part is that it's not really 40 pages. And that she's absolutely insane, believes at least a few conspiracy theories, and is at least slightly racist.
#26 Robin_Hoodlum Dec 25, 2010 10:20:45	She should have her children taken from her. What a shame that they will have to grow up learning nonsense like this, so they can further propagate the garbage. sigh