*Calls Chris Hansen*
huh?
huh?
Got a feeling you don't want to know...
Are you kiddin'?
I am almost 40.
And you think 30 sucks...
Wow. I am going to start calling you Old Man Maroni.
Got a feeling you don't want to know...
OH. That one guy on To Catch a Predator? I've never seen that show. But i'm watching the Squidbilliy parody right now. "I've got a Willey case of gout"
huh?
Hello, I'm Chris Hansen and this is Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator.
Eh. Everyone gets old, sooner or later. What matters is whether or not you do it with style.
I'm gonna find a way to stop the aging (and deterioration and other crap that always leads to death) of my body and my mind as soon as I hit 21, and then I'm good. For eternity.
Vampirism?
Hmm. Yeah. I'll show all those stupid people who romanticize vampires what monsters vamps really are! undeath, here I come!
I'm gonna find a way to stop the aging (and deterioration and other crap that always leads to death) of my body and my mind as soon as I hit 21, and then I'm good. For eternity.
You work on that, and tell me how you've progressed on that goal in five years, m'kay?
Bane will be sparkly!
No, no a ****ing twifail vamp! I REAL vampire! Not those pansy ass superpowerful boytoys! A REAL ONE! That kills humans for fun! A monster! A being of true evil! (but respectable evil)
I think you mean a Lich. Vampires are pretty monsters who feast only to feed silly.
then I shall be a lich. I have time. I don't mind being skeletal. Actually, it's a pretty badass look.
4 years isn't much time to pick up 11 levels, master forgotten lore, and aquire over 100k in gold.
I can kill a lot of people (I'm in a semi-bad neighborhood now) with mah knife, find forgotten loar, and then steal a shitload of money from a buncha banks. Boom. Lichdom.
@ Spellwrym:
NO. I will just destroy all humans.I can kill a lot of people (I'm in a semi-bad neighborhood now) with mah knife, find forgotten loar, and then steal a shitload of money from a buncha banks. Boom. Lichdom.
My, won't that be an interesting murder/robbery case in court.
"Your honor, clearly my client is completetly deranged. He honestly thought that by killing people and robbing banks he could achieve immortality by performing a "lichdom" ritual from a D&D book."
@ Spellwrym:
Okay then, you can be the Playa Lich of Undead Furry's if that's what really floats your boat. Not my business to question another man's sexual orientation, too each their own I say. So, more power to you, and enjoy that undead tail.
My, won't that be an interesting murder/robbery case in court.
"Your honor, clearly my client is completetly deranged. He honestly thought that by killing people and robbing banks he could achieve immortality by performing a "lichdom" ritual from a D&D book."
Are you practicing your lying in the mirror right now in case the cops come and ask ya aboot me? :D
And I can't be put on trial if I don't get caught.....
Okay then, you can be the Playa Lich of Undead Furry's if that's what really floats your boat. Not my business to question another man's sexual orientation, too each their own I say. So, more power to you, and enjoy that undead tail.
I don't think that lich's really care about getting laid. If I was one, I know I wouldn't.
Feels kind of weird Don't know what to think about this. Kind of scary.
Scary is when you are 37, which is when you will roughly be past the half-way point on the average life expectancy of a male in the United States.
Happy Birthday!
Truly, this was the best decade yet. Enjoy these years, they'll be gone before you know it.
Odd. Whenever I see an ORC-post, I automatically assume bad things have occurred. I'm not sure if this is good or ill though.
Considering this is the OTT I thought someone got banned. :P
Hey!
ORCs are people too!:P
Yes, but according to the Monster Manual they are evil! :D
The real secret to not aging is to eat lots of delicious fatty food, with plenty of dessert. I've heard this from a very reliable source.
Happy birthday. No really, very happy birthday- I heard when you turn 31 you can shoot fireballs from your eyes, and your robot-velociraptor mount comes walking out of the horizon to you.
I turned 31 a month ago to the day. None of this happened. I did, however, get so remarkably drunk I puked. I never puke. Ever. So, there's that to look forward to. ;) :P
Growing Old is Mandatory.
Growing Up is Optional.
Enjoy that for what it's worth.
Don't fret about your age. As my father once said about cancer getting & old, "It beats the alternative". You know, being dead.
Or, if you prefer, "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." -Fight Club Keeps you young and ambitious.
Besides, these days, 30 doesn't have the stigma that it did. I see white collar professionals damn near 40 (or more) carrying on about their Playstations and carousing w/ the college kids @ the bar just as I see hot shots poppin' fresh out of high school already talking about their Roth IRAs & retirements.
Well, since you're against slowly killing yourself you should be a bit worried. See, if 30 bothers you, imagine what 90's gonna feel like? ;) Me? I won't have any idea ... :P
Boo.
Well, since you're against slowly killing yourself you should be a bit worried. See, if 30 bothers you, imagine what 90's gonna feel like? ;) Me? I won't have any idea ... :P
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
If slow suicide was good enough for Vonnegut, who am I to ask for more? 'Course he smoked an' I just drink ... I'm sure I drink more than he did, though. Not Hemingway levels, mind, but more than Kurt. I'm positive ...
You're only as old as you feel!
Problem is, I feel like...16 or something... I certainly act that way most of the time...
I prefer to live by a quote from Grouch Marx - "A man is as young as the woman he feels." Chronologically, I'm 31, but last time I checked I was 19. ;)
Once you're 30 you can go out with a woman 10 years younger than you and not go to jail!
Once you're 30 you can go out with a woman 10 years younger than you and not go to jail!
Yeah, but if you're 30 then that ***** can't go to the bar. How you gonna get 10 years younger than you poon if it ain't good an' liquored up first?
Yeah, but if you're 30 then that ***** can't go to the bar. How you gonna get 10 years younger than you poon if it ain't good an' liquored up first?
Uhh.. hello. I'm Canadian. Drinking age is 19 here. Besides, sometimes you don't need liquor. ;)
:P
Uhh.. hello. I'm Canadian. Drinking age is 19 here.
Why you lucky son of a mother ...
Besides, sometimes you don't need liquor. ;)
Liar!!
Oh wait. You meant Flunitrazepam. Sick-o. I like it ... :D
But... why would I want to?
The same reason you would climb a mountain. Because you can.
I prefer to live by a quote from Grouch Marx - "A man is as young as the woman he feels." Chronologically, I'm 31, but last time I checked I was 19. ;)
Once you're 30 you can go out with a woman 10 years younger than you and not go to jail!
Recently I've gotten turned down by several women because they said I was too old.
The same reason you would climb a mountain. Because you can.
I could also put my dick in a meat grinder. Doesn't mean it's a good plan for me. You? Sure. Me? Notsomuch. ;)
I could also put my dick in a meat grinder. Doesn't mean it's a good plan for me. You? Sure. Me? Notsomuch. ;)
+1
Recently I've gotten turned down by several women because they said I was too old.
Really? They only turn me down cuz they esca ... don't like my goatee ...
The same reason you would climb a mountain. Because you can.
No, I climb the mountain because it's fun, and if it's not fun I won't climb it. Sleeping with a twenty year old woman when I'm 30? That doesn't sound like fun.
Frightened OP is frightened.
Ain't nuthin' to be frightened 'bout. 'Less yer in my trun ... like my goatee ...
No, I climb the mountain because it's fun, and if it's not fun I won't climb it. Sleeping with a twenty year old woman when I'm 30? That doesn't sound like fun.
What about sleepin' with a 30 year old gal when you're 30? :P
Sleeping with a twenty year old woman when I'm 30? That doesn't sound like fun.
What if it was a twenty year old man? ;)
What about sleepin' with a 30 year old gal when you're 30? :P
That's no fun either.
What if it was a twenty year old man? ;)
Nah, I'm not really into twinks. And almost all 20 year old men are twinks.
Well, I'd make fun of you for paying for something that's always online for free at adultswim.com, but I'm too busy being deeply disturbed by the displays of creepy old men.
That does not have commentary. But as long as i'm not one of the creepy old men I think I'm happy.
Also, what's a twink?
Dialing Wikipedia now....
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Twink or twinkie is a gay slang term describing a young or young-looking gay man (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build, little or no body hair, and no facial hair. In some societies, the term chick or chicken is preferred. Twinkle-toes is a related term also used, usually in a derogatory manner, to imply a man is effeminate. The terms can be complimentary or pejorative.
That does not have commentary. But as long as i'm not one of the creepy old men I think I'm happy.
Nope. One of the only ways for a 30 year old to proceed directly to creepy old man status is by soliciting sex from someone under 20 years old.
Nope. One of the only ways for a 30 year old to proceed directly to creepy old man status is by soliciting sex from someone under 20 years old.
YIPPIE! Zoidberg's the hero!
Edit: Just added "Also, queerer then Paris in spring." back to that "biography" line in my profile. Looks like I accidentally removed it when I put in "Resident over-educated ivory tower elitist prick."
Recently I've gotten turned down by several women because they said I was too old.
Probably just convenient excuses for saying "no" and nothing more.
Then I guess you aren't so stupid for turning down a young woman after all...
I remain suspicious of the idea that a (straight) man would be "stupid" for turning down a young woman.
For one thing, not all young women are attractive. I should know, working with and seeing a lot of them all the time (I work on a college campus). Second, there's all sorts of mitigating conditions, such as marital status, inebriation, where you met the person, all sorts of things that can make it very much not "stupid" to turn down a tryst with a young person.
Though I suspect I'm over-thinking this.
Heck if I know. I'm just surprised there's anyone that's been around here for a while that's unaware of my homosexuality.
Edit: Just added "Also, queerer then Paris in spring." back to that "biography" line in my profile. Looks like I accidentally removed it when I put in "Resident over-educated ivory tower elitist prick."
Abe knows. He knows everything.
So.. why should I work my way up to the unicorn? I want a unicorn now!
If you watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force you'd know.
Does it have anything to do with balloon Hitler?
no. Hoppy Bunny.
You're only as old as you feel!
Problem is, I feel like...16 or something... I certainly act that way most of the time...
I feel around that age too, so I rarely take my acttual age into account.
huh?
For my birthday party I rented the movie theater and watched Darkman. Then later I mixed up a killer shrew shake.
Perviness, particularly as directed towards much younger women.
When the hell did this happen?
Yep... that's me!:D
Groucho Marx once said...
"A man is only as old as the women he feels."
Whoa there buddy.. I already quoted him. :P
