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www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/992... grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 18:49:57	www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/992...
#2 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 13, 2013 18:52:08	Poor thing. It was probably half-crazed with fright. He caught it good though.
#3 grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 18:55:31	Poor thing. It was probably half-crazed with fright. He caught it good though. It was a good grab. A little shameful when the goalie held it up to the crowd.
#4 grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 19:43:16	I wonder where it came from? Do you think it lived under the field? And why did it come out? So many unanswered questions.... the weasel is always lurking beneath a soccer player's pitch.  Hopefully it was a woman that began the "Pop goes the Weasel" chant.
#5 draco1119 Mar 13, 2013 19:51:41	It's the playing field. Soccer fans have to feel special and call everything a different name from what the rest of the world calls it.
#6 grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 19:53:40	I have no idea what a soccer players "pitch" is, or why a weasel would live under one. Please explain. Pitch is field.  The weasel is more above ground if there is landscaping.
#7 grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 19:55:34	It's the playing field. Soccer fans have to feel special and call everything a different name from what the rest of the world calls it. Draco knows the secret soccer language.
#8 grehnhewe Mar 13, 2013 19:57:56	Ah, I see. But why did it come out while they were playing? And does it tear up the field? Like gophers tear up golf courses? Sometimes the weasel comes out during play. Gophers not so much on the golf course.  A lot of the players are older.
#9 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 13, 2013 21:19:01	I wonder where it came from? Do you think it lived under the field? And why did it come out? So many unanswered questions.... Martens are primarily arboreal, so no, it didn't live under the field. It probably wandered on from a nearby stand of woods.
#10 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 14, 2013 5:30:12	I wonder where it came from? Do you think it lived under the field? And why did it come out? So many unanswered questions.... Martens are primarily arboreal, so no, it didn't live under the field. It probably wandered on from a nearby stand of woods. I guess HS was having relationship problems again.
#11 zombie_babies Mar 14, 2013 8:17:36	Wait.  I always thought soccer players would be awesome with weasels.  Cuz, you know, they are weasels - what with all that floppin'.
#12 ADHadh Mar 14, 2013 17:03:01	I think marten is a pretty cool animal. Eh eats squirrels and doesn't afraid of anything.
#13 grehnhewe Mar 14, 2013 18:59:03	Wait.  I always thought soccer players would be awesome with weasels.  Cuz, you know, they are weasels - what with all that floppin'. I think you all are beginning to like football (soccer). Almost 20 posts in before flopping was mentioned....and there were weasels.
#14 grehnhewe Mar 14, 2013 19:10:20	Yeah well... if that little SOB had run on the field of an American Football game, he would have been crushed into jelly or simply crushed. You are probably correct.  It might possibly be eaten live on television.  Although after PETA protests, no one will mind.
#15 grehnhewe Mar 14, 2013 19:40:56	Yeah well... if that little SOB had run on the field of an American Football game, he would have been crushed into jelly or simply crushed. You are probably correct.  It might possibly be eaten live on television. Hence the jelly possibility. I think the jelly will go over better with the public than bone gnawing.  However, the thought of football players spreading weasel jelly on a crackers seems disturbing.
#16 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 15, 2013 5:34:29	Yeah well... if that little SOB had run on the field of an American Football game, he would have been crushed into jelly or simply crushed. You are probably correct.  It might possibly be eaten live on television. Hence the jelly possibility. I think the jelly will go over better with the public than bone gnawing.  However, the thought of football players spreading weasel jelly on a crackers seems disturbing. And delicious.
#17 zombie_babies Mar 15, 2013 8:47:36	I think you all are beginning to like football (soccer). Almost 20 posts in before flopping was mentioned....and there were weasels. Why you rat bastard.  You take that back!  You take that back right now!