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#1 jetshield Sep 27, 2012 12:09:47	An accident involving an automobile claimed the life of a soldier during what was described as "routine training". Sargent Fuzz E. Nutz of the 76th Eastern Grey Brigade of the Squirrel Domination Army was leading his troops in a cross-country run when the accident occurred. Witnesses report that he failed to check traffic before crossing a two-lane road and was struck by a passing vehicle. Officials of the S.D.A. refused comment. OTTer News contacted the alleged driver, a Mr. Jet Shield, who's only response was "Get off my lawn." There is no word yet as to whether berries or mushrooms were involved.
#2 zombie_babies Sep 27, 2012 12:31:00	Heh, nice.
#3 The_Silversword Sep 27, 2012 12:38:53	From what ive heard this was no accident, The way i heard the story the driver went out of his way to hit the soldier, veering off of the road onto the sidewalk and into someone's yard before striking said soldier. Poor Fuzz!
#4 CorranHornIsAwesome Sep 27, 2012 17:41:38	I'm reasonably sure that  mushrooms were involved.
#5 Robin_Hoodlum Sep 27, 2012 18:55:12	I'm reasonably sure that  mushrooms were involved. Never again! I will never eat them again... ever!