new traits/feats for the lolis

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#1

yamishinobi

May 06, 2008 22:22:23
traits

cuddle hungry
you cannot fight without your cuddles, you must cuddle any other party member to gain security

Benefit, if you have gotten cuddled in the last hour, you have a +2 security bonus to ac, and you automatically stabialize when reduced below 0 hit points
if an ally hugs you
Drawback: if you have not gotten your cuddles in the last hour, you are shaken, -2 to attack rolls and -2 to saves against fear

special: you must be an adolescent female with poor will saves (base cannot exceed+8) you must have at least a charisma score of 12


Cute as a button

trait modiferiers
drawback -2 strength

benefit +2 charisma
special
must have a charisma of 12 or higher, this flaw cannot be taken if it would reduce strength below 8

feats

Agile Gymnast
prerequisites:
female gender, human, elf, or halfelf

benefit
add your dexterity modifer instead of your strength modifer on climb, jump and swim checks, you also gain a +2 on tumble checks
special:
must be taken in the character's youth or adolescence it can also only be taken at 1st level



Huggy Huggy Bo Buggy
Prerequisite:
ability to cast shocking grasp or burning hands, adolescent female

Benefit: you may whenever you start a grapple, (even if it is a hug) activate the effect of a burning hands or shocking grasp spell. (Caster level equals ECL) resistances, immunities, and other interferences fail. this continues as long as you grapple, it is always lethal damage, if you hug a flat footed foe, or are flanking, you gain the benefit of sneak attack (if you have it)

special, you must be an adolescent female



Abraca Pocus
prerequisite
caster level 6th, adolescent female
benefit:
you gain greater teleport 6/day as a spell like ability (caster level =ecl)
special
you must be an adolecsent female to take this

Hocus Cadabra
prerequisite
caster level 15th adolescent female, abraca pocus

benefit: you gain an extra spell slot of each spell level, this will add slots as new spell levels are gained, you also gain 2 additional uses of greater teleport as a spelll ike ability as well as the high arcana ability, mastery of shaping as per archmage ability at will.



nekogami blessing
prerequisite:
weapon finesse, sneak attack, sudden strike or skirmish +1d6
benefit:
when wielding a weapon which weapon finesse applies to, you may add your dexterity modifer to damage instead of strength modifer, you may apply your dexterity modfier to ranged weapon damage as well
special: without this feat, your strength modifer applies to damage with finesse weapons and you have no modifer on ranged weapons.
#2

key

May 07, 2008 8:40:47
Cuddle Hungry is great. You may want to add a prereq of CHA 10 or 12 though. I'm just thinking that an unattractive female would be more used to rejection and wouldn't become so reliant on the affection of others (she would instead rely on her DEX or INT etc). For an attractive loli, cuddles would be the norm.
#3

drackthor

May 07, 2008 18:18:30
This thread is so horribly screwed up with only 3 posts in it that I shudder to think of it when it gets multiple pages to it.
#4

bloodtalon

May 07, 2008 19:31:14
i think it is kinda funny
kinda scared to show some of them to one of my players ,,,, she will want them
#5

julescarv

May 07, 2008 21:02:18
See? This kind of thread is why the Mature board shouldn't have been locked! It's like getting rid of a city's sewer system because sewers aren't a very pleasant part of the city.
#6

viatos

May 09, 2008 21:30:47
You think this is bad, you should see his classes.

Cuddle Hungry alone, just imagine. Poor Will Saves, adolescent, trapped in some dark lich's dungeon, slowly succumbing to her insatiable need to be cuddled...

...too bad she didn't take Huggy Huggy Bo Buggy...

...or a vial of emergency poison. For herself.

Or, oh god, on the topic of HHBB, isn't there a monster somewhere that gains Dexterity from electricity damage? The more she struggles...

*sigh*. It's a sad truth that if you can do something horrible in a game, sooner or later someone will stat it out. Thanks, YamiShinobi. I wonder if we could get a Paladin Code of Honor debate going here: if you're playing in YamiShinobi's campaign, and a party member is a girl under the age of 18, are you honorbound to mercy-kill her before he finds that one monster with like eight tentacle attacks per round?
#7

shaggy_shaggs

May 09, 2008 22:17:39
See? This kind of thread is why the Mature board shouldn't have been locked! It's like getting rid of a city's sewer system because sewers aren't a very pleasant part of the city.

Nah, threads like this are why certain people such as myself should be issued with unlimited travel budgets and license to eliminate people from the genepool based on their own judgement.
#8

yamishinobi

May 13, 2008 21:55:40
You think this is bad, you should see his classes.

Cuddle Hungry alone, just imagine. Poor Will Saves, adolescent, trapped in some dark lich's dungeon, slowly succumbing to her insatiable need to be cuddled...

...too bad she didn't take Huggy Huggy Bo Buggy...

...or a vial of emergency poison. For herself.

Or, oh god, on the topic of HHBB, isn't there a monster somewhere that gains Dexterity from electricity damage? The more she struggles...

*sigh*. It's a sad truth that if you can do something horrible in a game, sooner or later someone will stat it out. Thanks, YamiShinobi. I wonder if we could get a Paladin Code of Honor debate going here: if you're playing in YamiShinobi's campaign, and a party member is a girl under the age of 18, are you honorbound to mercy-kill her before he finds that one monster with like eight tentacle attacks per round?

i never use anything with any # of tentacle attacks per round. i avoid tentacles. I happen to be playing an emancipated 12 year old asain female human rogue in shackled city. the paladin cannot harm her on 2 accounts, shes considered a woman, and a child. (double threat to the pally). she happens to be the only willing rogue in the party. and she is tied with one of the figthers for highest level character. (ECL 6) she has average charisma (to prevent being hit on without diplomacy penalties), she is an honorary junior member of the last laugh thieves guild as well. she helped the party slay the vampire sniping with silver arrows. she is also tied with the monk for highest intiiative.

paladin's are not allowed to slay children, even out of mercy.

About Huggy Huggy Bo Buggy, if shocking grasp doesn't work, there is always burning hands.
#9

sigma999

May 14, 2008 21:18:03
Why are you avoiding tentacles?
They are an essential part of many monstrous encounters.
Or do you mean multiple natural tentacle attacks? Because that does get ridiculous after about... 2?

Perhaps a ToB style "I make a flurry of attacks with one single roll" conversion would be better as an Extraordinary attack with an extended melee reach, save for half damage, and side effect of beginning a grapple if successful.
#10

yamishinobi

May 14, 2008 21:29:29
Why are you avoiding tentacles?
They are an essential part of many monstrous encounters.
Or do you mean multiple natural tentacle attacks? Because that does get ridiculous after about... 2?

Perhaps a ToB style "I make a flurry of attacks with one single roll" conversion would be better as an Extraordinary attack with an extended melee reach, save for half damage, and side effect of beginning a grapple if successful.

i avoid cybering with tentacles, no tentacles are going anywhere on the lolis. at least nowhere between the kneecaps and the shoulders. slapping of the hands or feet, and that's it.
#11

sigma999

May 14, 2008 21:36:25
i avoid cybering with tentacles, no tentacles are going anywhere on the lolis. at least nowhere between the kneecaps and the shoulders. hands feet, and that's it.

Well of course good sir. Naturally I only intended the tentacles for foot-tickling.
Tickling, poking, maybe a little grabbing for a Roper's gentle tasting.
Yes.
#12

Dark_Stryke

May 19, 2008 19:28:32
Yes.

No.

Dear Pelor, no.
#13

abusepuppy

May 24, 2008 23:30:10
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#14

pigknight

May 26, 2008 17:51:11
*Casts remove disease* This thread makes me laugh so hard. I lol inside (think about it).