A question of size

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#1

juxto_dup

Mar 18, 2008 0:17:31
Here is the deal. I want to play a half-elf for story reasons. I like the half heritage thing and the issues that arise from it. I don't like the racial modifiers for the half-elf though and I told my DM so.

His response was, "so, what do you want me to do about it?" I responded by asking for something a little extra, just to bring it up to power with the other races.

At first my DM was indignant, and said no. He said if I didn't like it, play a different race. I got the other players to help me plead my case After the rest of the group supported my argument and agreed it would be a good idea, he relented... sorta.

He agreed to let my half-elf have the extra skill point per level, just like the human does, BUT to balance this my half-elf would have his "man-hood" shrunk to half average size. So four skill points at first level and one skill point per level after first in exchange for my character's "junk" being half that of the average humanoid.

I was initially very upset by this, and told my DM I was looking for a boost to the half-elf... not shrinkage. He told me that this wasn't a mechanical nerf, and that if I kept my pants on it would never come up in play. I turned to the rest of the group for support but they all had goofy grins on their faces and said they thought this sounded "fair".

So I'm asking this question. Do you think the extra skill points are worth it? I was hoping to play him as a roguish skill-monkey so I'd love to have the extra skill points but I also imagined him as being suave and cool. It's just a little harder to think you're Han Solo or Aragon when you know you don't quite measure up.

Is it worth it?

#2

voran_illezou

Mar 18, 2008 0:38:31
Just get a wizard later on to use Wish to get your "junk" back. Honestly, though, if you are a heavy RP-er, skip on the skill points. As a rogue, you should have a large variety of skills already, and one less skill is a small price to pay for being able to roleplay the way you want.
#3

quickenedwish

Mar 18, 2008 0:47:29
Actually, you wouldn't even need Wish for most situations, if you know to prepare for it.

Such is the power of Disguise Self.......*cough*
#4

voran_illezou

Mar 18, 2008 0:49:53
Depends how "big" your Wish is ;)
#5

sinfire_titan

Mar 18, 2008 2:12:26
Actually, you wouldn't even need Wish for most situations, if you know to prepare for it.

Such is the power of Disguise Self.......*cough*

No, that just makes it look bigger. Alter Self actually does make it bigger.
#6

stickboy2323

Mar 18, 2008 2:48:29
You just got your DM to give you an extra skill point in exchange for nothing. Maybe he'll let you cut off the points of yer ears for the extra feat.
#7

quickenedwish

Mar 18, 2008 2:50:48
No, that just makes it look bigger. Alter Self actually does make it bigger.

Ah, yes, so true. That is, if you intend on encountering tactile contact...

You just got your DM to give you an extra skill point in exchange for nothing. Maybe he'll let you cut off the points of yer ears for the extra feat.

Half-Elves get hosed. This is a humorous way to get them up to par.
#8

paradox-of-life

Mar 18, 2008 2:57:18
No, that just makes it look bigger. Alter Self actually does make it bigger.

With Alter Self, it's not the size that matters; it's how you use it.
#9

nebo

Mar 18, 2008 3:08:37
Get a halfling gf?
#10

stickboy2323

Mar 18, 2008 3:15:48
With Alter Self, it's not the size that matters; it's how you use it.

And let's not forget about things like wildshape, draconic polymorph, and assume supernatural ability.

"Freaky deakies need love too". - Tracy Jordan
#11

sinfire_titan

Mar 18, 2008 3:23:47
And let's not forget about things like wildshape, draconic polymorph, and assume supernatural ability.

"Freaky deakies need love too". - Tracy Jordan

Inter-Species Erotica all ready has a table reserved in DnD. Hence, Minotaurs/Centaurs/Saytrs/Anthro X/Whatever Tauric race I missed.
#12

bronzebeard

Mar 18, 2008 5:58:22
Here is the deal. I want to play a half-elf for story reasons. I like the half heritage thing and the issues that arise from it. I don't like the racial modifiers for the half-elf though and I told my DM so.

His response was, "so, what do you want me to do about it?" I responded by asking for something a little extra, just to bring it up to power with the other races.

At first my DM was indignant, and said no. He said if I didn't like it, play a different race. I got the other players to help me plead my case After the rest of the group supported my argument and agreed it would be a good idea, he relented... sorta.

He agreed to let my half-elf have the extra skill point per level, just like the human does, BUT to balance this my half-elf would have his "man-hood" shrunk to half average size. So four skill points at first level and one skill point per level after first in exchange for my character's "junk" being half that of the average humanoid.

I was initially very upset by this, and told my DM I was looking for a boost to the half-elf... not shrinkage. He told me that this wasn't a mechanical nerf, and that if I kept my pants on it would never come up in play. I turned to the rest of the group for support but they all had goofy grins on their faces and said they thought this sounded "fair".

So I'm asking this question. Do you think the extra skill points are worth it? I was hoping to play him as a roguish skill-monkey so I'd love to have the extra skill points but I also imagined him as being suave and cool. It's just a little harder to think you're Han Solo or Aragon when you know you don't quite measure up.

Is it worth it?


I'm sorry but I'm having trouble understanding your plea...

Could you sum it in a few lines and fill in the following?:

A. What you want to play?
B. What you don't want to start play without (e.g. I want evasion, pointy ears and double Mc'cheese on stick)?
C. What your DM gave you?
#13

hogarth

Mar 18, 2008 6:09:36
I like your DM's sense of humour justice.

Is this book used in your campaign?
#14

cru

Mar 18, 2008 6:16:19
play a female character