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#1 dr_rocktopus Mar 19, 2009 1:53:29	Just a quick curiosity I found that I thought you guys might like. Human: Divine Minion- hothar 2 flaws Shaky Vulnerable 2 druid 3 MoMF Feats: Assume Supernatural Ability, Alertness, Endurance, one open We have access to monstrous humanoids. Solid. We shift into the Phoelarch from MM3, and assign assume supernatural to rise from the ashes. We then....kill ourselves, and become a glass egg which will then rise as a Phoera who has no idea what the heck just happened. Useless, but funny.
#2 phaedrusxy Mar 19, 2009 13:09:34	This reminds me of the "Most useless character contest". Someone managed to permanently turn themselves into a non-intelligent sandwich in that one. :D
#3 sofawall Mar 19, 2009 13:52:16	Which was then optimized to fly, see, hear, and manifest as a 20th level psion.
#4 dr_rocktopus Mar 19, 2009 14:03:48	I think this may actually be more useless, since you permanently lose your memories, hitdice, character levels, race, and even most of your intellect and cannot be brought back short of ninth level intervention. In fact, technically, you should probably end up as an NPC given the pheora stats. :: sighs :: See, this is why I never read monster manuals anymore, even though I'm almost exclusively a gamemaster.
#5 phaedrusxy Mar 19, 2009 14:15:19	The sandwich was just a normal sandwich, and it was not a permanent (as in dispellable) effect. It was just a sandwich. :D It was pretty ridiculous. I think they cast PaO on a sandwich to turn it into a bunny, then used True Mindswitch to permanently possess the bunny, and then dismissed the PaO, which turned them back into a sandwich. But yeah, then people started trying to actually optimize the "sandwich", because it wasn't clear if it kept its mental factulties or not, and the end result was a psion who was permanently "possessing" a giant flying fortress of doom instead of a sandwich. :P
#6 dr_rocktopus Mar 19, 2009 14:36:16	:: neck-crick ::