Chuck Norris vestige?

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#1

samuraiweasel

Apr 13, 2008 19:43:22
I saw awhile back a Chuck Norris vestige but I can't find it now. Yes, I did do a search for it and everything. Does anyone know where it is?
#2

skydragonknight

Apr 13, 2008 20:16:28
Chuck Norris taught me Google-Fu. That or I have an affinity for things with "Chuck" in their name.
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#3

atomickitkat

Apr 13, 2008 21:12:40
Wouldn't "Vestige" imply that you actually managed to kill/chip a bit off of him?:P
#4

andyjames

Apr 13, 2008 21:27:13
Anyone seen that book on Chuck Norris witticisms?
#5

squashmonster

Apr 13, 2008 21:49:05
Wouldn't "Vestige" imply that you actually managed to kill/chip a bit off of him?:P

Being a vestige implies being somehow beyond life and death. Given that Chuck Norris already roundhoused the grim reaper in the face, I'd say he's pretty beyond that distinction.
#6

feintmaster

Apr 14, 2008 0:15:02
Anyone seen that book on Chuck Norris witticisms?

The Bible?
#7

phaxi

Apr 14, 2008 1:12:50
Being a vestige implies being somehow beyond life and death. Given that Chuck Norris already roundhoused the grim reaper in the face, I'd say he's pretty beyond that distinction.

"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris."
#8

andyjames

Apr 14, 2008 2:26:23
The Bible?

Nah. Some guy went and compiled a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes and made a book of it. Had me in stitches when I read it.

"Chuck Norris can eat pencils and drink paint and crap out masterpieces."

And further in the book:

"Someone once bet Chuck Norris that he couldn't crap on the ceiling. Michelagelo still owes him 10 bucks."
#9

skydragonknight

Apr 14, 2008 8:44:29
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris."

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Ultimate Shadowdown
#10

jetstrike3000

Apr 14, 2008 18:37:04
Wouldnt a Pun Pun and a Nanite Vestige be great too...
#11

skydragonknight

Apr 14, 2008 18:56:23
Wouldnt a Pun Pun and a Nanite Vestige be great too...

Yes on the first:
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?p=13963116

The Nanite Vestige however does not exist, except perhaps in the Far Realms, where Google can't reach it.