Here's a few to get you started:
You can't spell Mystic Theurge without Ur(Priest).
Time stops for no man, but Time Stop's for casters.
I've got more spells than you've got hit points! (Mystic Theurge - Order of the Stick)
There are druids who don't take Natural Spell? (Order of the Stick)
Necromancers: Turning the DM's favorite minions into your Pokemon since 1997.
"Thou shalt not lose caster levels!" -Ten CO Commandments
http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php?p=15620608&postcount=51
Because it is PROVERBS, not COMMANDMENTS ?
It was of such magnitude that it bore mentioning again. :P
"THIS IS MY FIREBALL. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY FIREBALL IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. MY FIREBALL, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY FIREBALL, I AM USELESS."
-someone's sig, forget who...play off of Full metal Jacket
Aleae iactae sunt (the dice have been thrown)
[thread=985136]Dulce et decorum est pro alea mori![/thread]
Ha... With my rusty Latin and it's closeness to alia, I had to look up alea, but very nice that.
:D
Mindbender has a second level?
Sublime Chord has a third?
Sublime Chord has a third?
Applies to Fighters too. It's weird that WotC published so many classes with 1-4 levels...
Isn't it just the Passive Preasans, thus resulting in Moriri? my Lastin is 4 years old, so I could definately be wrong link
Morior is deponent (passive forms are translated actively, no 'passive' translation exists), so this is correct. For a non-deponent verb, the form in question would be the present active infinitive. As to alea (debate from the other thread), it's correct since this is a macron/long mark free environment.
"Most people think that if it isn't broke, don't fix it. An engineer knows that if it isn't broke, its simply doesn't have enough features yet."
The same holds true for CO....
Morior is deponent (passive forms are translated actively, no 'passive' translation exists), so this is correct. For a non-deponent verb, the form in question would be the present active infinitive. As to alea (debate from the other thread), it's correct since this is a macron/long mark free environment.
This.
Though said much better than I could have. :D
As for the motto I'll throw in:
'There's a reason we kill kobolds so early.'
"One intelligently placed class-feature does not make a class. Similarly, a certain circumstance in which a class can be played well does not make a class 'well designed'..."- Aristotle
(Optional ending: "to run from one that does.")
(Optional perception: "Mandatory ending: "to run from one that does.")
Gishes: 16 BaB and CL 17 or GTFO
fix'd
Gishes: 16 BaB and CL 17 or go home.
Fire Elf Wizard 6/ Swiftblade 10/ Unseen Seer 4
16 bab 16 CL.
Applies to Fighters too. It's weird that WotC published so many classes with 1-4 levels...
:heehee
Fire Elf Wizard 6/ Swiftblade 10/ Unseen Seer 4
16 bab 16 CL.
Make that sorcerer 6, swiftblade 9, and screw Unseen Seer what's it doing there besides eating up your skills and giivng -1 non-divination CL, anyway. Abjurant Champion or something.
Wizard Swiftblades have the problem of, well, preparing too many hastes.
Make that sorcerer 6, swiftblade 9, and screw Unseen Seer what's it doing there besides eating up your skills and giivng -1 non-divination CL, anyway. Abjurant Champion or something.
Wizard Swiftblades have the problem of, well, preparing too many hastes.
I disagree, but let us not debate here. Perhaps the swiftblade handbook?
Monkey Grip, Oversized Two Weapon Fighting and Bastard Swords: The perfect solution.
I swear I almost exploded when I read that and thought someone was serious about this. That's when I remembered what thread was I in...
:D
"I made a Halfling Hurler Build once ...... boy did those Halflings hate him":P
:D
I remember from 2nd ed, someone once dictated that the speed factor of a willing halfling was 3, while the speed factor of an unwilling halfling was more like 7. Gotta love small folk.
Unconscious creatures are automatically considered willing,
;)
"I wish I may,
I wish I might,
I wish I had more wishes tonight!"
Yet another variation of dead girls don't say no?
Back when I played WoW, there was a guild on our served called
Sad....
Yet another variation of dead girls don't say no?
Yeah, like the poster I saw today that said, "Silence Is Consent." This is why you should never pass out at a party.
;)Modified from Blue
It is better to light one Candle of Invocation than to curse the darkness.
(That's been banging around in my head for days, but it flew away when I sat down to post it earlier.)
Remember those kobolds you fought 19 levels ago? They're baaack...and they're maaad!
or:
What is CharOp? A land of mechanical perfection, where the only bugs are those in Hiveminds, the only mistakes are those made by folks who think druids suck, and the only critical failures are made by n00bs that **** PhoenixInferno off.
or maybe:
CharOp: Where the whole of a character is guaranteed to be greater than the sum of its parts, and the hole in a character is guaranteed to be greater than 1 mile/caster level wide.
How about:
Remember those kobolds you fought 19 levels ago? They're baaack...and they're maaad!
They're MAD... Just kidding, but they seriously are ****** off. :P
ego reputo proinde ego ledo is per a silicis
>> I reflect so that I wound them by means of a pebble?
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas - Happy is he who has been able to learn the causes of things.
or
All is fair in love, war, and making your DM cry when he sees your character sheet.
"The PHB is harder than the head" - Anonymous
To paraphrase something said about me once, "Leave it to CharOP to annihilate everything in existence with a second-level spell."
That's a bit slow, don't you think? Why waste a 2nd level spell when we can find a loop-hole to make it a cantrip?
That's a bit slow, don't you think? Why waste a 2nd level spell when we can find a loop-hole to make it a cantrip?
What would you do with the 2nd level spells then?
What would you do with the 2nd level spells then?
Glitterdust, Alter Self, Scroching Ray, etc. Use the cantrips to blow up the world, and then have your important spells in the proper slots.
Because everyone knows being prepared is more important than destroyuing the cosmos.
Because everyone knows being prepared is more important than destroyuing the cosmos.
Lies! Lies and deceit! Lies and deceit and trickery! Insidious lies and deceit and trickery! *Runs off ranting about how much fun destroying the universe is*
Lies! Lies and deceit! Lies and deceit and trickery! Insidious lies and deceit and trickery! *Runs off ranting about how much fun destroying the universe is*
Ah, chaos. Nothing wakes me up in the morning like an internet full of ranting, calamity, and confusion.
If it ain't broken, you're not trying hard enough.
Most classes are less than 4 levels long.
Most feats aren't worth the ink used to print it.
BAB 16, CL 17, and 9th level spells, or go home...
Cause those bards with a fighter level or two still aren't taken seriously...
===Aelryinth
If you're healing in combat, you're doing it wrong.
If it ain't broken, you're not trying hard enough.
Most classes are less than 4 levels long.
Most feats aren't worth the ink used to print it.
Most feats AND SPELLS aren't worth the ink used to print them.
===Aelryinth
Most feats AND SPELLS aren't worth the ink used to print them.
===Aelryinth
Quite right. Can't believe I missed that.
Continuing with this line of reasoning...most splatbooks are less than ten pages.
You can't roleplay if you're dead.
[INDENT]"Is the glass half full or half empty?"
"It's twice as large as it needs to be."[/INDENT]
For optimization in general:
[INDENT]"Is the glass half full or half empty?"
"It's twice as large as it needs to be."[/INDENT]
CharOp: Putting 3.629 x 104 gallons of awesome into 2-gallon buckets since 2000.
"If it has over 2d10 unarmed damage, it's a monk build. If it has at least a level of monk, it's a traditional monk build"
"Power comes at a price, but only a fool equates paying a price with gaining power" - on the RP requirements of paladins.
"There are three kinds of posters at CharOp: the kind that reads the OP's request but doesn't know what to suggest, the kind who knows what to suggest but hasn't read it, and the kind that will point you towards the important links thread"
"If you get enough monkeys with typewriters, they will eventually write a masterpiece. If CharOp gets involved, replace "eventually" with "Within 3 rounds". "
"Leaving anything to the discretion of the DM is always a bad idea.
Optimization should not rely on being given anything."
-Prototype00
SIR YES SIR!
EDIT:
This is pretty close to something that one character (Killer Gnome) said to my character (melee mutt) at DDXP last Febuary at the Core Special. The whole table was laughing so hard we had to take a break from absolutely slaughtering the mod to catch out breath. Good times were had by all.
A new one:
You can't roleplay if you're dead.
Right, so never drink the soda that your DM provides. Bring your own drinks and snacks to the table.
Ah, chaos. Nothing wakes me up in the morning like an internet full of ranting, calamity, and confusion.
[Folger's Jingle]The best part of waking up is ... your spell slots are replenished.[/Jingle] ;)
I have to contest the Gish Phrase.
BAB 16, CL 17, and 9th level spells, or go home...
Cause those bards with a fighter level or two still aren't taken seriously...
===Aelryinth
Bard gishes have 16 bab and 9th spells. They suck though compared to IC bards.
Inspire Courage, I believe.
Indeed. 14d6 sonic damage per hit for the whole party at level 14 is pretty haus.
Indeed. 14d6 sonic damage per hit for the whole party at level 14 is pretty haus.
So I've heard.
Show
Not funny, I take it?
So I've heard.ShowNot funny, I take it?
Hear, hear.
Or rather, don't. ;) You'll be wishing for a scroll of silence whenever that guy pulls out the ol' lute.
A new one:
You can't roleplay if you're dead.
Nobody loves Ghostwalk.
k.
Nobody loves Ghostwalk.
k.
What makes you say that? If you're a ghost, you're not dead, you're either Undead or Differently-Animated, your choice of phrasing.
to save this resource:D
If doing something is truly harmless, it's probably useless. If it's harmless and hilarious, it's probably worth repeating.
Continuing with this line of reasoning...most splatbooks are less than ten pages.
I used to have a quote in my sig that was something like:
"Most prestige classes could come from the same book: The Book of Complete Crap."
"This city deserves a better class of basketweaver, and I'm going to give it to them."
"Let's put a basket on that face of yours!"
This town needs an anima, mage.
Truly awesome!