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Michael Jackson. (Sublime Ur-Geomancer)

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#1
operation_shoestring
May 18, 2008 0:18:14 Okay, I know this one's kinda weird, but I was playing around with using the Geomancer's Spell versatility to DMM Arcane spells. After a bit of building, I realized I had an Evil, Misanthropic, Deformed (Plastic Surgery is Willing Deformity, after all), Popstar... with a Haunting Melody. And thus, I present to you MICHAEL JACKSON, and his smash hit, THRILLER.

Michael Jackson

Chaotic Evil Human Male. (Hp = 6+3d8+16d6+CONx20)

32-point buy: STR8/DEX14/CON14/INT14/WIS12/CHA16

Bard 1 -(Able Learner, Lichloved)
Bard 2
Bard 3 - (Spell focus: Evil),
Bard 4
(Urban?) Ranger 1 - {Favored enemy: Human} [Urban Tracking]
Bard 5 - (Iron Will)
Bard 6 - [Haunting Melody]
Ur Priest 1
Ur Priest 2 - (Extend Spell)
Geomancer 1 {Drift 1: green eyebrows}
Sublime Chord 1
Geomancer 2 - (Persist Spell) {Ley Lines: Plains} {Drift 1: wilt flowers}
Geomancer 3 {Drift 2: Octopus Skin <+4 Hide, change skin color>}
Geomancer 4 {Drift 2: Comely as a Dryad <+4 Diplo>}
Geomancer 5 - (DMM: Persist Spell) {Drift 3: Hawk talons }
Sublime Chord 2
Geomancer 6 {Ley Lines: Hills}{Drift 3: Owl Eyes <+4 spot in dark>}
Geomancer 7 - (Practiced Spellcaster) {Drift 4: Wolf }
Geomancer 8 {Drift 4: Bear }
Geomancer 9 {Drift 5: Bat or Pixie <+2 Ref>}

BAB 12, Base Saves 13F/10R/17W, CL 20Arcane/11Divine

Use DMM Persist for continual Foresight and Sirene's Grace (CHA to AC). Along with high base saves, this guy's hard to take down.

Haunting Melody provides the music, and the high CHA allows use of Wild Empathy and Planar Binding to provide the Stage Crew and Cast for a dazzling production. 2nd level Divine spells (Ur-Priest) allow use of Guidance of the Avatar and Divine Insight to ensure the singing always hits a high note, and Song of Arcane Power unleashes the POWER OF MUSIC.

This even takes into account Michael's Bushy Eyebrows, Claw Like Nails, Changing Skintone, and Increasingly Feminized Appearance through the various Drifts. Plus, Urban Tracking, Trip and Improved Grab for stalking/nabbing those kiddies. Pity Lichloved is the wrong fetish, but necrophilia's close to ****, right? (Oh, I am in so much trouble for this. . .)

EDIT: Lichloved doesn't work. Anyone have any suggestions on what feat to take in it's place?
#2
trickydevl666
May 18, 2008 1:41:24 Nice.

I'm afb right now so I can't really see if you have everything correct. Though I'm pretty sure to be lichloved you need the feat, evil brand as well..
#3
operation_shoestring
May 18, 2008 3:28:30
Nice.

I'm afb right now so I can't really see if you have everything correct. Though I'm pretty sure to be lichloved you need the feat, evil brand as well..

I don't actually have access to BOVD at the moment, i was just going by what someone claimed about Lichloved being "the evil version of nymphs kiss".
#4
llochlyn
May 18, 2008 8:28:25 I always thought he was a necropolitan myself, or some kind of changeling unable to change back. "If you do funny faces, you might get stuck like this forever"

Nice to see the geomancer used !

Lichloved only adds to some kind of saving throws, related to undead immunities, btw.

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#1 operation_shoestring May 18, 2008 0:18:14	Okay, I know this one's kinda weird, but I was playing around with using the Geomancer's Spell versatility to DMM Arcane spells. After a bit of building, I realized I had an Evil, Misanthropic, Deformed (Plastic Surgery is Willing Deformity, after all), Popstar... with a Haunting Melody. And thus, I present to you MICHAEL JACKSON, and his smash hit, THRILLER. Michael Jackson Chaotic Evil Human Male. (Hp = 6+3d8+16d6+CONx20) 32-point buy: STR8/DEX14/CON14/INT14/WIS12/CHA16 Bard 1 -(Able Learner, Lichloved) Bard 2 Bard 3 - (Spell focus: Evil), Bard 4 (Urban?) Ranger 1 - {Favored enemy: Human} [Urban Tracking] Bard 5 - (Iron Will) Bard 6 - [Haunting Melody] Ur Priest 1 Ur Priest 2 - (Extend Spell) Geomancer 1 {Drift 1: green eyebrows} Sublime Chord 1 Geomancer 2 - (Persist Spell) {Ley Lines: Plains} {Drift 1: wilt flowers} Geomancer 3 {Drift 2: Octopus Skin <+4 Hide, change skin color>} Geomancer 4 {Drift 2: Comely as a Dryad <+4 Diplo>} Geomancer 5 - (DMM: Persist Spell) {Drift 3: Hawk talons } Sublime Chord 2 Geomancer 6 {Ley Lines: Hills}{Drift 3: Owl Eyes <+4 spot in dark>} Geomancer 7 - (Practiced Spellcaster) {Drift 4: Wolf } Geomancer 8 {Drift 4: Bear } Geomancer 9 {Drift 5: Bat or Pixie <+2 Ref>} BAB 12, Base Saves 13F/10R/17W, CL 20Arcane/11Divine Use DMM Persist for continual Foresight and Sirene's Grace (CHA to AC). Along with high base saves, this guy's hard to take down. Haunting Melody provides the music, and the high CHA allows use of Wild Empathy and Planar Binding to provide the Stage Crew and Cast for a dazzling production. 2nd level Divine spells (Ur-Priest) allow use of Guidance of the Avatar and Divine Insight to ensure the singing always hits a high note, and Song of Arcane Power unleashes the POWER OF MUSIC. This even takes into account Michael's Bushy Eyebrows, Claw Like Nails, Changing Skintone, and Increasingly Feminized Appearance through the various Drifts. Plus, Urban Tracking, Trip and Improved Grab for stalking/nabbing those kiddies. Pity Lichloved is the wrong fetish, but necrophilia's close to ****, right? (Oh, I am in so much trouble for this. . .) EDIT: Lichloved doesn't work. Anyone have any suggestions on what feat to take in it's place?
#2 trickydevl666 May 18, 2008 1:41:24	Nice. I'm afb right now so I can't really see if you have everything correct. Though I'm pretty sure to be lichloved you need the feat, evil brand as well..
#3 operation_shoestring May 18, 2008 3:28:30	Nice. I'm afb right now so I can't really see if you have everything correct. Though I'm pretty sure to be lichloved you need the feat, evil brand as well.. I don't actually have access to BOVD at the moment, i was just going by what someone claimed about Lichloved being "the evil version of nymphs kiss".
#4 llochlyn May 18, 2008 8:28:25	I always thought he was a necropolitan myself, or some kind of changeling unable to change back. "If you do funny faces, you might get stuck like this forever" Nice to see the geomancer used ! Lichloved only adds to some kind of saving throws, related to undead immunities, btw.