5e is a conspiracy!

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#1

Thank_Dog

Aug 09, 2014 8:24:48

I've decided that fifth edition D&D is a global conspiracy designed by dice manufacturers.

 

I mean, seriously, have you seen how many dice you have to roll for things in this game? 21d8 sleep spells? 40d6 critical hit sneak attacks? 22d10 colour spray?

 

I need a bigger sack.

#2

spelley

Aug 09, 2014 8:26:48
You should try some d6 games. That **** can get nuts.
#3

rookrock

Aug 09, 2014 8:31:39

Recognizing that this thread is facetious, but also that I have 20+ sets of dice(i think), its good to point out that using virtual tables like roll20 and rpgtableonline make mountains of dice rolls simple and easy. Even sitting at the table, a random dice roller on a phone should suffice. ok, now back to the conspiracy-crafting

#4

draegn

Aug 09, 2014 8:33:24

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#5

kalil

Aug 09, 2014 8:36:46

Thats 1000 d6's right there. Impressive.

#6

DemoMonkey

Aug 09, 2014 8:55:29

I use to run Champions. d6s I got.

 

 

#7

Rastapopoulos

Aug 09, 2014 9:07:30

 

At some point I might just start rolling it as Hull Points... 4d6x10 instead of 40d6.

 

#8

Ashrym

Aug 09, 2014 9:09:10

 

Heck, Yahtzee has 5d6 every roll. That's why I got chuckles out of complaints that advantage was complicated with 2 dice.

#9

Elfcrusher

Aug 09, 2014 10:01:44

Thank_Dog wrote:
#10

Luciender

Aug 09, 2014 10:58:02

That's why Crown Royal has secretly partnered with producers of RPGs since the company first came into existence.

 

#11

masterfat78

Aug 09, 2014 12:19:22

Luciender wrote:
#12

Shiroiken

Aug 09, 2014 12:29:42

I've been using them since 1995. I would have used them earlier, but I hadn't met anyone who actually drank Crown. Then my eventually-to-be father-in-law gave one to me, and i've had a steady supply since then

#13

Marandahir

Aug 09, 2014 12:50:27

OH MY MORADIN.

Now I need to buy me some Crown Royal.  "I drink it for the dice bags!"

#14

masterfat78

Aug 09, 2014 12:52:13

I dont actually drink anymore(health problems), but crown was one of my go to drinks.

#15

h347h50

Aug 09, 2014 12:54:42

Use a CR bag as well. As does every one I normally game with.

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rookrock

Luciender wrote:
#17

masterfat78

Aug 09, 2014 13:14:34

Exspensive dice bag. But the prize that goes with it is pretty good.

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AaronOfBarbaria

masterfat78 wrote:
#19

jaelis

Aug 09, 2014 18:39:21

Hah, when my daughter was like 6 she sewed me a dice bag for my birthday that shall never be surpassed

#20

Bupp

Aug 09, 2014 18:47:59

AaronOfBarbaria wrote:
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Chaosmancer

jaelis wrote:
#22

Zappy

Aug 10, 2014 9:25:32

rookrock wrote:
#23

ArkPanda

Aug 10, 2014 11:52:49

I still have one of the old TSR dice bags that came with their Dragon Dice in the late 90s.  It's not in very good shape anymore, but it's still holding together.

#24

Zardnaar

Aug 10, 2014 12:30:02

 I have a TSR era dice bag form the 1999 AD&D starter box and a zip uup freebie boc from 3.5I won form the FLGS around 10 years ago when we still had a FLGS.