5e War Forged rap!

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seti

Jul 20, 2014 6:54:02

Sorry this came from another thread...But I'd love some input. I find it funny, and enjoyable. Bear in mind, I use warforged in my campaign world, and only referenced Sharn based on a fellow Community member's comment. I know almost nothing about thier official history. I hope they are a part of 5e, though. C'mon...It's fun

 

Oh, if you missed it, that pic below is Hamma Yo Face, MC Gear Box, and Skinny Piston. They tear up the improv rap scene all over Khorvaire.

 

I really would like more Eberron; as the more I read the more I like.

 

 

 

(awesome beats.)

 

MC Gear Box: (Baritone) Ah got mad steel; keepin' it real,

  • It's gonna get sureal; if ya'll don't feel.
  • My people; by my honor I seal.

(interrupt)

Hamma Yo Face: (Tenor) Distruction is my game; Sh*t has no name,

  • Muthaf**kers play it all the same.
  • The Sharn 'thorities ain't got no game.

(again, interrupt)

Skinny Piston: (Tremelo) Rage unchain'd; we do feel pain,

  • Forced were we, to fight on the plain,
  • hard as it was; we kept it sane.
  • Died in the rain, there was nothing to gain.

( more awesome beats.)

 

All as a Chorus:

  • Clink, Clank...we know the game
  • F**k; it's always the same
  • Clink, Clank...F**k all this shame
  • Warforged will not be tamed
  • Clink, Clank... we got no name
  • Warforged; you can't explain...

 

Anyway, LMAO....more lyrics....better lyrics...please.