A Goblin, an Orc and a Hobgoblin walk into a tavern

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#1

Slit518

Mar 12, 2015 19:15:51

Who walks out?

#2

Shasarak

Mar 12, 2015 19:23:23

No one walks out - they all walked into a Giant Mimic in the shape of a tavern.

#3

AaronOfBarbaria

Mar 12, 2015 20:36:40 		The racist locals that "don't want any trouble. "
#4

randl

Mar 12, 2015 21:08:04

Han shoots first.

#5

CCS

Mar 12, 2015 22:06:29 		Several PHB race adventurers. With monster blood on their weapons, additional XP on their character sheets, & en-route to turn in the scalps of an orc, a goblin, & a hobgoblin for the standard bounty....
#6

Chaosmancer

Mar 12, 2015 22:31:05

Goblin: disengaging and hiding, he'd zip right out and leave the two arguing mercs to kill each other

#7

Brimleydower

Mar 12, 2015 22:45:11

Fortunately/unfortunately it is Schrödinger's Orc. He walks out. . . and doesn't.

#8

Brock_Landers

Mar 13, 2015 0:09:43

Patrick Swayze.

#9

LuisCarlos17f

Mar 13, 2015 0:41:02

The barman is an half-ogre, isn´t he?

 

* The drunken dwarf cries to the half-orc:

 

 - I SLEEP WITH YOUR MOTHER EVERY NIGHT!

 

-  Please, you have drunk too much. Let't come back to home, Dad. 

 

-----

 

- Mom, if you are an human and dad is an orc...why am I half-elf?

 

- Oh, dear it was a so crazy night that it is a miracle you don´t breath fire. 

 

 

----

 

The dwarf comes in the tabern and there is an orc.

 

- URG!

 

- URG WHAT?

 

- URG WHAT WHAT?

 

The fight starts.

 

The dwarf comes in the tabern and there is a barbarian.

 

- URG!

 

- URG WHAT?

 

- URG WHAT WHAT?

 

The fight starts.

 

The dwarf comes in the tabern and there is an elf.

 

- URG!

 

- OOO¡ WHAT RUDE!

 

 

 

 

#10

BoldItalic

Mar 13, 2015 2:35:07

Slit518 wrote:
#11

FuelDrop

Mar 13, 2015 2:47:58

No-one. It's the Tavern California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

#12

IxidorRS

Mar 13, 2015 6:57:54

The tavern.

#13

alienux

Mar 13, 2015 7:07:55

Slit518 wrote:
#14

Slit518

Mar 13, 2015 8:36:31

CCS wrote:
(Reply to #14)

CCS

Slit518 wrote:
#16

Orethalion

Mar 13, 2015 9:53:34

Slit518 wrote:
#17

Slit518

Mar 13, 2015 12:34:17

CCS wrote:
#18

mellored

Mar 13, 2015 12:50:37

...and the tavens says "watch where your going!".

#19

Storyteller-Zero

Mar 13, 2015 12:53:56

A group of low level adventurers now wearing the goblin's/orc's/hobgoblin's gear.

#20

ChrisCarlson

Mar 13, 2015 13:01:29

Storyteller-Zero wrote:
(Reply to #17)

CCS

Slit518 wrote: