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#1 Zardnaar Mar 24, 2015 21:01:41	So basically what kind of stupid crap will pollute the D&D forums over the internets. My top predictions. 1.5E OGL. 2. Pathfinder 2.0. 3. 5E canceled. 4. 6E announced. 5. FRCS announced.
#2 Reius Mar 24, 2015 21:06:34	Bringing back 4e.
#3 ZHDarkstar Mar 24, 2015 21:22:53	Planeswalker subclass for Wizard
#4 MechaPilot Mar 24, 2015 21:33:23	Peter Jackson to direct the next D&D movie.
#5 ZHDarkstar Mar 24, 2015 21:35:33	MechaPilot wrote:
#6 Delazar78 Mar 24, 2015 23:36:54	ZHDarkstar wrote:
#7 Zardnaar Mar 24, 2015 23:38:58	Delazar78 wrote:
#8 Dougan_Axehammer Mar 24, 2015 23:44:53	Zardnaar wrote:
#9 BoldItalic Mar 25, 2015 0:18:13	Fake rumours Errata document for the PHB runs to 265 pages PotA pulled from the shelves because one of the maps matches a real military base DDI is converting to 5e after all Announcement on twitter that PDFs of the core books will be free Forthcoming Sage Advice article will reinstate DoaM WotC would like you to email them transcripts of all your play sessions, so they can check you are doing it right Public playtests for 6e will be starting up in August this year
#10 cassi_brazuca Mar 25, 2015 11:00:27	ZHDarkstar wrote:
(Reply to #10) Dougan_Axehammer	cassi_brazuca wrote:
(Reply to #11) OoftaMeg	Dougan_Axehammer wrote:
#13 cassi_brazuca Mar 25, 2015 13:51:39	OoftaMeg wrote:
#14 DaleMcCoy Mar 25, 2015 13:55:18	Zardnaar wrote:
#15 BRJN Mar 25, 2015 15:18:04	Zardnaar wrote:
#16 rampant Mar 25, 2015 20:15:31	I'm hoping for the stats of a bubblegum dragon. As a wyrmlying it's got rock solid armor and breathes a sweet blinding white powder. As it progresses to great wyrm it gets soft and soggy the armor being traded out for an almost ooze like anatomy, and the breathe wepaon changes to a binding goop that is incredibbly nasty to get out of hair, thus making it the bane of both elf and dwarf.
(Reply to #6) Farmer42	Delazar78 wrote:
#18 ORC_Cricket Mar 25, 2015 21:43:39	We’ve removed content from this thread because of a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code here: http://company.wizards.com/conduct Please keep your posts polite, on-topic, and refrain from making personal attacks. You are welcome to disagree with one another but please do so respectfully and constructively. Remember, a community is a joint effort of all those involved, and while we want intelligent meaningful and productive banter to ensue we also need it to be polite and considerate of others. Thank you for your time and support as we continue to try and make a great community for everyone.
#19 MechaPilot Mar 26, 2015 15:08:10	Maybe they'll put out the conversion guide. Step one: Transfer name to new sheet. Step two: Set old sheet on fire. Yes. Do it! Do it now! Step three: Chant klaatu barada nicto until the sheet has completely burned. Step four: I hope that worked because that's our best shot.
#20 cassi_brazuca Mar 26, 2015 17:02:37	MechaPilot wrote:
(Reply to #20) RCanine	cassi_brazuca wrote:
#22 Reius Mar 26, 2015 20:17:28	Necktie, nectarine... noodle?
#23 ZHDarkstar Mar 27, 2015 5:47:53	Lord Crawforge and Mearlyn the Magnificent: a pair of CR 41 spellcasters capable of casting Wish at-will without expending spell slots.
#24 mellored Mar 27, 2015 6:28:16	They put out a conversion guide for all the broken combo's of the previous editions. Revenant and belt of solinar's rightousness from 4e. Sarrukh, Assume Supernatural Ability, and Manipulate Form from 3.5. ect...
#25 iserith Mar 27, 2015 6:52:31	cassi_brazuca wrote:
#26 Synjin Mar 27, 2015 8:15:34	See this? This.....is my BOOMSTICK!!! Shop smart. Shop...S-Mart.
#27 BRJN Mar 27, 2015 16:13:39	rampant wrote:
#28 DemoMonkey Mar 28, 2015 8:58:45	So basically what kind of stupid crap will pollute the D&D forums over the internets. It's nice to see that fun and a sense of whimsy are still alive and well.
#29 Sands666 Mar 28, 2015 15:17:36	They should release an April Fool's themed adventure for free.
#30 BRJN Mar 28, 2015 15:24:12	Sands666 wrote:
#31 MechaPilot Mar 28, 2015 21:51:50	South Park the Stick of Truth announced as the first original setting for 5e. EXCERPT: Template: Ginger. You have red hair and freckles, and your skin is abnormally pale for a member of your race. Soulless. Gingers are unholy creates with no souls. You have resistance to necrotic damage and are vulnerable to radiant damage.

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Zardnaar

Mar 24, 2015 21:01:41

So basically what kind of stupid crap will pollute the D&D forums over the internets. My top predictions.

1.5E OGL.

2. Pathfinder 2.0.

3. 5E canceled.

4. 6E announced.

5. FRCS announced.

Reius

Mar 24, 2015 21:06:34

Bringing back 4e.

ZHDarkstar

Mar 24, 2015 21:22:53

Planeswalker subclass for Wizard

MechaPilot

Mar 24, 2015 21:33:23

Peter Jackson to direct the next D&D movie.

ZHDarkstar

Mar 24, 2015 21:35:33

MechaPilot wrote:

Delazar78

Mar 24, 2015 23:36:54

ZHDarkstar wrote:

Zardnaar

Mar 24, 2015 23:38:58

Delazar78 wrote:

Dougan_Axehammer

Mar 24, 2015 23:44:53

Zardnaar wrote:

BoldItalic

Mar 25, 2015 0:18:13

Fake rumours

Errata document for the PHB runs to 265 pages
PotA pulled from the shelves because one of the maps matches a real military base
DDI is converting to 5e after all
Announcement on twitter that PDFs of the core books will be free
Forthcoming Sage Advice article will reinstate DoaM
WotC would like you to email them transcripts of all your play sessions, so they can check you are doing it right
Public playtests for 6e will be starting up in August this year

#10

cassi_brazuca

Mar 25, 2015 11:00:27

ZHDarkstar wrote:

(Reply to #10)

Dougan_Axehammer

cassi_brazuca wrote:

(Reply to #11)

OoftaMeg

Dougan_Axehammer wrote:

#13

cassi_brazuca

Mar 25, 2015 13:51:39

OoftaMeg wrote:

#14

DaleMcCoy

Mar 25, 2015 13:55:18

Zardnaar wrote:

#15

BRJN

Mar 25, 2015 15:18:04

Zardnaar wrote:

#16

rampant

Mar 25, 2015 20:15:31

I'm hoping for the stats of a bubblegum dragon.

As a wyrmlying it's got rock solid armor and breathes a sweet blinding white powder.

As it progresses to great wyrm it gets soft and soggy the armor being traded out for an almost ooze like anatomy, and the breathe wepaon changes to a binding goop that is incredibbly nasty to get out of hair, thus making it the bane of both elf and dwarf.

(Reply to #6)

Farmer42

Delazar78 wrote:

#18

ORC_Cricket

Mar 25, 2015 21:43:39

We’ve removed content from this thread because of a violation of the Code of Conduct.

You can review the Code here: http://company.wizards.com/conduct

Please keep your posts polite, on-topic, and refrain from making personal attacks. You are welcome to disagree with one another but please do so respectfully and constructively.

Remember, a community is a joint effort of all those involved, and while we want intelligent meaningful and productive banter to ensue we also need it to be polite and considerate of others.

Thank you for your time and support as we continue to try and make a great community for everyone.

#19

MechaPilot

Mar 26, 2015 15:08:10

Maybe they'll put out the conversion guide.

Step one: Transfer name to new sheet.

Step two: Set old sheet on fire. Yes. Do it! Do it now!

Step three: Chant klaatu barada nicto until the sheet has completely burned.

Step four: I hope that worked because that's our best shot.

#20

cassi_brazuca

Mar 26, 2015 17:02:37

MechaPilot wrote:

(Reply to #20)

RCanine

cassi_brazuca wrote:

#22

Reius

Mar 26, 2015 20:17:28

Necktie, nectarine... noodle?

#23

ZHDarkstar

Mar 27, 2015 5:47:53

Lord Crawforge and Mearlyn the Magnificent: a pair of CR 41 spellcasters capable of casting Wish at-will without expending spell slots.

#24

mellored

Mar 27, 2015 6:28:16

They put out a conversion guide for all the broken combo's of the previous editions.

Revenant and belt of solinar's rightousness from 4e.

Sarrukh, Assume Supernatural Ability, and Manipulate Form from 3.5.

ect...

#25

iserith

Mar 27, 2015 6:52:31

cassi_brazuca wrote:

#26

Synjin

Mar 27, 2015 8:15:34

See this? This.....is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Shop smart. Shop...S-Mart.

#27

BRJN

Mar 27, 2015 16:13:39

rampant wrote:

#28

DemoMonkey

Mar 28, 2015 8:58:45

So basically what kind of stupid crap will pollute the D&D forums over the internets.

It's nice to see that fun and a sense of whimsy are still alive and well.

#29

Sands666

Mar 28, 2015 15:17:36

They should release an April Fool's themed adventure for free.

#30

BRJN

Mar 28, 2015 15:24:12

Sands666 wrote:

#31

MechaPilot

Mar 28, 2015 21:51:50

South Park the Stick of Truth announced as the first original setting for 5e.

EXCERPT:

Template: Ginger.

You have red hair and freckles, and your skin is abnormally pale for a member of your race.

Soulless. Gingers are unholy creates with no souls. You have resistance to necrotic damage and are vulnerable to radiant damage.