FIGHTER: Because I'm a Student of WAR!!!

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#1

Storyteller-Zero

Feb 07, 2015 13:52:18

A barbarian and a wizard enter the studio apartment home of a fighter. They find the fighter in the middle of a large open space in the apartment.

 

The fighter is holding a brush and using it to apply bold strokes of paint upon a canvas.

 

The wizard asks the fighter, "What are you doing?"

 

The fighter replies, "I'm painting a masterpiece."

 

The wizard asks, "Why?"

 

The fighter answers, "Because I'm a student of war."

 

The wizard asks, "What does painting have to do with war? Oh, wait, are you painting a scene from a battle?"

 

The fighter replies, "No. I'm depicting a field of flowers blooming in the height of Spring."

 

The wizard asks, "So what does THAT have anything to do with studying war?"

 

The fighter stops painting for a moment, turns to the wizard, and says, "Nothing...and everything."

 

The fighter turns back to the painting to finish the corners on a patch of daffodils.

 

The barbarian interjects, "Pretty colors."

 

THE END...or is it?

 

 

(referencing page 73 of the 5e PHB)

#2

AaronOfBarbaria

Feb 07, 2015 14:53:51
Or you pick cartographer's tools to map your conquests, or mason's tools because you find knowing how to patch up a defensive wall helpful, or carpentet's tools to aid in the building of siege wrapons... et cetera.
#3

Vahnyu

Feb 07, 2015 17:55:00

Besides, what use would a fighter have for the finner arts?

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...

 

oh

#4

CVB

Feb 07, 2015 21:07:40

Before you can harm, you need to know how to heal.

#5

Noon

Feb 07, 2015 23:07:29

Reminds me of a line in the Prince of Nothing novels, where the teacher gestures to the forest and asks what his students see. They mention leaves, branches, stones, grass.

 

And one student says war. A war for sunlight.

#6

Reius

Feb 07, 2015 23:08:54

Learning to paint was a vital part of the karate kid's training.

#7

MechaPilot

Feb 07, 2015 23:16:19

Every soldier in the Roman army knew how to build.  They built bridges, walls, and roads, and the various fortified camps that helped Rome project its military might across the empire and beyond.

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Nevvur

Noon wrote:
#9

Oriet

Feb 08, 2015 10:11:56

MechaPilot wrote:
#10

Cyber-Dave

Feb 08, 2015 12:08:47

I don't think this thread went the way storyteller-zero was hoping it would...

#11

Tempest_Stormwind

Feb 08, 2015 12:40:13

On a related note and a possibly closer-to-home level, how many people here have been involved in Scouts? (I was, for a short time (decades ago; I've long since grown to dislike the organization, but I use the skills I picked up on a reasonably regular basis), and two of my good friends are leaders in Guides.)

 

I ask because, within Scouting, it's a pretty well-known story about how the guy who founded it was a military officer who managed to get quite a lot of actionable intelligence past enemy lines without raising suspicion.... simply by disguising his maps of enemy fortifications as entomology drawings, and playing up the "bumbling English naturalist" stereotype to defuse suspicion. (He also used stained-glass sketches as ciphers (the seams on the glass reflected the movements of the hands in semaphore, with symbols on the glass providing more detail - i.e. "nine guns west" is spelled out to show the number and position of artillery, but a symbol on that panel of the glass shows the caliber and size of the guns, which normally would take too much time to spell out in semaphore) under cover of studying historical architecture, but I can't find a good image of that. The big thing here is that without artistic ability, this would be a transparently obvious method of spying.) Every bit the role of a soldier rather than a classical "spy", methods like this were needed when planning any form of assault or maneuvers through enemy territory. 

 

Add to that the important role of surveying - made even more important in seige attacks or with artillery, or indeed with long-range magic - and you can make a damn good case that artistic ability is vital to a military force - if not vital for every soldier. But then again, not every soldier is a Battle Master.

 

 

....Plus, yeah, the transparently-obvious wuxia link. Is one's calligraphy rooted in their swordplay, or their swordplay rooted in their calligraphy? Both.... and neither

 

I like how, at least, it's worded to handle both extremes.

#12

Castillo_de_Santiago

Feb 08, 2015 15:25:34

Eisenhower was a painter.

 

Nuff' said?

#13

Vahnyu

Feb 08, 2015 15:35:00

Nah, I think I've got a better example right here. About a certain Master Sergeant who served the Air Force for 20 years. Dude then decided that he'd rather paint. But oh well, you probably never heard of him.

#14

Castillo_de_Santiago

Feb 08, 2015 16:08:40

Vahnyu wrote:
#15

Noon

Feb 08, 2015 16:42:05

Nevvur wrote:
#16

BRJN

Feb 08, 2015 18:24:04

AaronOfBarbaria wrote:
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Storyteller-Zero

Cyber-Dave wrote:
#18

Cutlass

Feb 09, 2015 0:13:02
A more modern example. Back in the day I got to spend 10 "lovely" months in the Persian Gulf for operations Desert Shield, Desert Storm and Desert Saber. One day I got the chance to chat with a USMC officer who had specialized in artillery. He commented that the Iraqi army had purchased some state of the art howitzers from South Africa. These artillery pieces had the potential to pose a problem because they out ranged our 155 mm howitzers. However, given the incredibly poor training of the Iraqi army these state of the art long range howitzers were actually no threat at all. The Iraqi army literally didn't have enough people who could handle the basic trigonometry involved in calling in and adjusting indirect fire to be able to use them that way. As a result they could only use those artillery pieces against targets the gunners could see. Thus instead of having a range advantage against our artillery in an indirect fire artillery duel, the Iraqi howitzers were almost useless on a modern battlefield.
#19

Noon

Feb 09, 2015 1:13:02

Off topic, but apart from no incoming shells, how do you know the training level of the other side?

#20

Lysandre01

Feb 09, 2015 4:08:25

To respond the main topic: It is just the begining because the path of the student of war has no end and even a grandmaster feels like he is only a student who just started to understand his art.

 

 

For those who are not very familliar with martial related philosophy I suggest to read the book of the five rings from Musashi that explained that his martial method could be applied to any other art or craft industry. As a matter of fact Musashi's print and poetry that remain are considered realy good for the time and he had no other teacher (know so far) but himself, claiming that he learned using the same method he used to learn the path of the warrior. 

 

Learning new arts is a way to keep the spirit of a new student and improve even at a "high level" of practice.

 

 

@ Noon: Intelligence ?

#21

Noon

Feb 09, 2015 11:30:52

Oh, when the USMC officer said they had potential to be a problem, he didn't mean they had potential to be a problem at all - he already had the (hapstance) solution.

#22

Tempest_Stormwind

Feb 09, 2015 12:28:41

Lysandre01 wrote:
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Cutlass

Noon wrote:
#24

BRJN

Feb 20, 2015 18:43:34

Noon wrote:
#25

Storyteller-Zero

Feb 11, 2015 20:01:49

I recalled a Jet Li movie about an assassination attempt on the first emperor of China. "HERO"

 

In the movie, mastery of weapon style also equated to a mastery of calligraphy because of the movement of strokes being analogical to the movement of a weapon.

 

Art can translate into martial prowess in ways people wouldn't guess at first glance.

 

"Wax on, wax off"

#26

Tempest_Stormwind

Feb 11, 2015 21:25:58
(Storyteller: I linked to the calligraphy scenes from Hero upthread (but the calligrapher is Broken Sword, one of the film's "antagonists"; Li's nameless protagonist is never seen writing). It's a beautiful movie.)
#27

Pompadour64

Feb 12, 2015 14:00:05

"He said that you were the best, and I didn't even know you were a master archer. So why do you work as a carpenter?"

"Because the way of the bow serves for everything, and my dream was to work with wood. Besides, an archer who follows the way does not need a bow or an arrow or a target."

 

Paulo Coelho, The Way of the Bow

#28

Chaosmancer

Feb 17, 2015 23:06:33

Too much high culture and philosophy here. I'll try and  make a microscopic  funny.

 

A student of war is a soldier. A soldier is constantly moving between battlefields or waiting for a battle to happen. Why take up art? Because he was very bored.