How do monsters celebrate their birthdays?

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#1

Ramzour

Nov 28, 2014 1:49:58

It's my birthday today and it got me thinking. How do monsters celebrate their birthdays? Humans have lots of traditions, like baked goods that you set on fire and mysterious packages that you are expected to unwrap in front of the person that gave it to you.

 

But what traditions do D&D monsters have?

 

Do Dragons gives each other rocks painted the color of their scales?

Do Goblins have to eat 1 villager eyeball for each year?

Do Orcs battle each other to the death? (obviously, if you survive the battle, you deserve to live another year)

 

I wanna hear your ideas. GO!

#2

BoldItalic

Nov 28, 2014 3:56:05
  1. They give each other little bags of sugar dice where all the faces are 20's. The dice bags are blue for boy monsters and pink for girl monsters.It's sexist, but monsters are, well, bad, aren't they?
  2. They play party games like Houses and Halflings where they pretend to break into villages, slaughter the inhabitants and loot their cabbages. What fun!
  3. They have ceiling dances
  4. They get drunk and sing songs about all the players they've eaten (no, not the player characters, the players)
  5. They get an extra hit die

 

#3

1eejit

Nov 28, 2014 4:25:22

Gelatinous cubes and the jellies all eat ice-cream. Then try to avoid being eaten by others.

#4

Ramzour

Nov 28, 2014 6:49:14

BoldItalic wrote:
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Ramzour

Nov 28, 2014 6:49:47

1eejit wrote:
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Azzy1974

Nov 28, 2014 18:29:08

Happy birthday, Ramzy!

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MechaPilot

Nov 28, 2014 21:27:01

Ramzour wrote:
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sleypy

Nov 28, 2014 23:04:47

Ramzour wrote: