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#1 SkyeKicker Aug 16, 2015 10:53:11	I want a new goddess for my group. The current name for the goddess is asmodeus. What happens is the goddess is based off the myth that M-16s are remote control. What happens is the purpose off them being remote control is so the gun doesn't self destruct due static electricity. Static electricity is produced every time you pull the trigger so it overloads your cartridge every time. The purpose of asmodeus is to use black powder to reduce static electric production to make the gun reduce the static by couple means: One is to discharge into an self destructible capacitor, then next is to discharge into a wax barrel, then you could discharge via equivalently an ion thruster. The worship of black powder requires you to have alternate uses for the substance. One is to turn into liquid nitrogen. Another is to merge with liquor. Again there is to add spice to food. The worship of steam engines is normal. Then there is the reason the god got invented: Narcotics added to lead to turn it into gold. Supposedly if you add the same narcotic to the gold it turns into cobalt. There is an enemy to asmodeus that I call Elune. It requires you to believe that water exists in deep space at 40 psi and the speed of light is 1 foot a second. She builds wooden satellites and uses only archers. She uses sonar on her satellites so if detected by Elune, Asmodeus supposedly already executed you.
#2 SkyeKicker Aug 16, 2015 11:10:05	I forgot to talk about computers. That's a minor correction. Asmodeus promotes clock working. The computer is either a pocket watch or a radio that both encrypts and decrypts.
#3 Brimleydower Aug 16, 2015 19:07:38	No mention of anthropologist squirrel dreams that walk upright with thick purple accents. Going to have to say "no" this time. Work on your nipple algebra before pantomiming walrus tonsilitis.
#4 shadowknave Aug 17, 2015 0:20:06	best.thread.ever.
#5 Imaculata Aug 17, 2015 1:32:24	Brimleydower wrote:
#6 Istbor Aug 17, 2015 13:10:05	Imaculata wrote:
#7 MonsterEnvy Aug 17, 2015 18:57:46	Why is Asmodeus the King of Hell a woman. Just use Glasya.
#8 Serpine Aug 17, 2015 19:38:27	The original post reminds me of something I once read that a computer was set up that would analyze all the posts in a forum to determine common phrases and structure, and then attempt to create threads by stringing an attempt at simulating these together. It ended up making some pretty psychadelic posts about elephants if I recall.
(Reply to #7) Marandahir	MonsterEnvy wrote:
#10 Razintarr Aug 18, 2015 6:37:41	MonsterEnvy wrote:
#11 Grazel Aug 18, 2015 7:03:53	Serpine wrote:
#12 arnwolf666 Aug 18, 2015 14:54:59	Oh I like the idea of Glasya overthrowing her father and taking hell.  I have always seen her as a spoiled brat of hell.  She some how tricked her father and imprisoned him somewhere that she can leech off his power.
#13 cbwjm Aug 18, 2015 15:07:07	arnwolf666 wrote:
(Reply to #13) arnwolf666	cbwjm wrote: