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#1 CFK Dec 30, 2014 23:21:09	It's simple: What spell would you like to cast in real life and why? Just curious in what other players would think of.   My pick would be: Mage Hand: Not too powerfull but still awesome to have!       PS: Remember to keep it clean!
#2 bawylie Dec 30, 2014 23:23:25	Control Weather. Gonna solve me some problems.
#3 rampant Dec 30, 2014 23:41:40	Detect magic, while you suckers are controlling eather or making with the magic fingers, I'll be helping the scientiffic community figure out how magic works and turn it into a proper industry. Maybe I'll even get to help experiment on you guys.
#4 FuelDrop Dec 31, 2014 1:41:45	Wish. Because that can replicate whatever spell I need.
#5 cowleymen Dec 31, 2014 11:06:29	FuelDrop wrote:
#6 CCS Dec 31, 2014 11:34:16	Prestigitation, mend, mage hand, fly, some sort of divination so I can take a better guess at what to do/not do, regeneration
(Reply to #5) EzechielDantan	cowleymen wrote:
#8 Orethalion Dec 31, 2014 14:30:53	EzechielDantan wrote:
#9 CulveDaddy Dec 31, 2014 15:10:08	If I was going to be lazy, I'd choose Wish. Otherwise I'd choose Shapechange or True Polymorph, no explanation needed.
#10 Azzy1974 Dec 31, 2014 15:17:22	Ooh, there's a few.... Locate object, prestidigitation, mend, teleport, heal, mage hand, create food and water.
#11 Orethalion Dec 31, 2014 16:30:32	I think I might go with Clone, for both immortality and wealth.
#12 BRJN Jan 01, 2015 8:54:28	Mending.  Then open up a shop that repairs reverse-zipped zippers / torn clothing / broken tools.  Lifetime guaranteed employment.  Create Food and Water - plus the Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices (or the functional equivalent). Mage Hand and the Arcane Trickster's upgrade.  Too much fun and ways to handle light labor.  Prestidigitation plus a flower shop = never-wilted (until you take them home).
#13 FuelDrop Dec 31, 2014 20:43:50	Mending: Open up a repair shop.
(Reply to #8) EzechielDantan	Orethalion wrote:
#15 EzechielDantan Jan 01, 2015 3:53:05	True Polymorph seems fun, I would open a themepark.. with dinosaurs.. and dragons.. giants.. it will rock the world of LARP
#16 OoftaMeg Jan 01, 2015 6:24:21	Maybe too serious an answer for this thread, but Mass Heal.  Fill a stadium, heal 700 people for 1 hit point each and as an added benefit cure them of all diseases, including blindness and deafness.   Charge a tiny, tiny fraction of what their medical expenses based on what they can afford
#17 Orethalion Jan 01, 2015 7:13:11	OoftaMeg wrote:
#18 1eejit Jan 01, 2015 8:34:34	Plant Growth for sure. So many awesome applications in real life.
(Reply to #17) OoftaMeg	Orethalion wrote:
#20 BRJN Jan 01, 2015 8:56:05	Disguise Self as Clark Gable / George Clooney / handsome hunk, then go out on date.  Let the woman start down the road to heartbreak.
#21 Melend Jan 05, 2015 23:17:09	Commune.   "You wanna talk to God?  Let's go see Him together - I've got nothing better to do."
#22 Pompadour64 Jan 06, 2015 14:33:43	How many spell slots do I have?   I'd probably go with something like Lesser Restoration. Split my time between curing billionaires of their incurable diseases for crazy amounts of money and doing charity work, so I feel good about myself.
#23 ankiyavon Jan 06, 2015 15:22:23	Teleportation Circle. I really hate traveling.
#24 Orethalion Jan 06, 2015 15:25:47	OoftaMeg wrote:
(Reply to #24) OoftaMeg	Orethalion wrote:
#26 arderkrag Jan 06, 2015 16:46:31	My black, black heart says Power Word:Kill. Because, really.
#27 ModusPonens Jan 06, 2015 17:09:05	There are so many really good options.   I think true polymorph is probably the winner, though:    Become a younger you, permanently. Repeat as necessary. Become some brilliant doctor for a while. Use their statblock to solve a problem. Become anything for a while. Use the new statblock to solve some problem relevant to the new form's abilities. Transform other people, permanently or otherwise, into whatever they (or you) want. Transform some mundane material into a mouse, make it permanent, then transform the mouse into another more valuable material.
#28 BRJN Jan 06, 2015 17:30:38	ModusPonens wrote:
#29 Orethalion Jan 06, 2015 22:02:22	OoftaMeg wrote:
#30 Miladoon Jan 07, 2015 14:20:09	See Invisibility.  Then I can get a good look at that person I keep talking to.
(Reply to #29) OoftaMeg	Orethalion wrote:
#32 The_Jester Jan 07, 2015 20:45:48	Yeah... I'm going to be "that guy" and go for the obvious: invisibility. For exactly the reasons you're thinking.
#33 Orethalion Jan 08, 2015 9:15:26	OoftaMeg wrote:
#34 Brock_Landers Jan 08, 2015 9:39:46	Fly and invisibility were the two obvious ones that came to mind, but some have mentioned other juicy ones, and some of them have been hysterical, funny thread.
(Reply to #32) OoftaMeg	The_Jester wrote:
#36 Cyber-Dave Jan 08, 2015 14:01:58	Wish. If not wish, then true polymorph.
#37 ChrisCarlson Jan 08, 2015 14:07:50	How do "saves" work in the real world?   Also, I cannot help but think spells like invisibility and charm person would invariably end up a bit pervy...
#38 Ghost_Gallus Jan 08, 2015 16:10:27	Wish or True Polymorph
#39 CFK Jan 09, 2015 6:09:59	OoftaMeg wrote:
(Reply to #39) Pompadour64	CFK wrote:
#41 feartheminotaur Jan 09, 2015 14:59:32	I see (looks out window) Endure Elements is out of this edition...   Enhance Ability.  [Generic blues riff plays] You see, I'm at an age where I know how to get things done.   Oh...it does what?  Well...still my choice.
(Reply to #39) OoftaMeg	CFK wrote:
#43 CulveDaddy Jan 10, 2015 14:11:26	CulveDaddy wrote:
#44 CFK Jan 11, 2015 23:27:46	OoftaMeg wrote:
(Reply to #44) OoftaMeg	CFK wrote:
#46 Brock_Landers Jan 12, 2015 9:59:36	OoftaMeg wrote:
#47 Miladoon Jan 12, 2015 11:45:37	Me and my friend both agree.   ur...friend and I?   Dummy   Shut up
#48 BRJN Jan 16, 2015 18:18:52	Heroism.  Should help overcome shyness too ("cannot be frightened").  Even the guy who just hangs back and listens, can chime in to the group discussion.
#49 BRJN Jan 16, 2015 18:23:14	CFK wrote: