What does an abacus do?

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trentthefox

Aug 22, 2014 13:34:07

It's listed in the new PHB, but there's no description.

#2

Dastion

Aug 22, 2014 13:48:21

It's a mundane real world tool used for calculation.  You should be able to google an image pretty easily.

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Dooflegna

Aug 22, 2014 14:37:30

Dastion wrote:
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Ashrym

Aug 22, 2014 15:28:43

 

Technically, an abacus does nothing. A PC does things with an abacus. Most people might recommend using it for math, but the occasional weapon attack works for me. I'll attack with a bowl of salad if it comes down to it. An abacus is an upgrade from there.

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Hailrobonia

What does an abacus do? Depend on your class:

 

Barbarian: It breaks easy.

Bard: It makes a cool rattling sound when shaken.

Cleric: It tallies your tithes.

Fighter: 1d3 damage as an improvised weapon.

Monk: It keeps your chants in order.

Ranger: Add some string and make a tripwire alarm.

Rogue: The greatest crimes of all

Sorcerer: Burns easily.

Warlock: Tallies your debt to Baalzebub

Wizard: Unlocks the secrets of the universe!

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onceMoreIntoBreech

Luke-Lightning wrote:
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SpedGuy

Aug 22, 2014 19:03:53

Paladin of Vengeance, dedicated to Waukeen, needs one to know exactly how much debt to beat out of you; with reasonable interest and penalties for late payment of course.

 

On a more serious note, Im surprised it wasn't rolled into 'Merchant's Tools' with weights and scales; a tool I noticed as absent from the list in the PHB.

#8

Kalani

Aug 22, 2014 19:31:58

I am kind of surprised there are people unaware of an abaci's function. I thought it was something that all students are exposed to in elementary school? At least it was some 20+ years ago when I was said elementary student. I recall using one as early as grade 2, alongside the use of those wooden counting blocks.

#9

GreyMorgan

Aug 22, 2014 20:33:54

trentthefox wrote:
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onceMoreIntoBreech

GreyMorgan wrote:
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UnknownMourner

Aug 22, 2014 21:21:50

It will also occupy toddlers for a little while.

 

 

#12

PetardoMauriti

Aug 23, 2014 3:34:21

Kalani wrote:
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Archon007

Aug 23, 2014 17:49:45

It allows you to be able to relive the memories of your ancestors. 

#14

Hailrobonia

Aug 24, 2014 14:54:33

Ah, this discussion really makes me remenisce about my first days of playing D&D. I learned so many new words. Cleric. Battlement. Keep. Castellan. Homlet. Chaotic. D&D was my first exposure to so many words!

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Steeldoom

Sep 12, 2014 5:55:04

Kalani wrote:
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trentthefox

Kalani wrote:
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iserith

Oct 14, 2014 11:47:26

You can use the abacus to calculate the number of days that have passed since this thread was last under discussion, for example.

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SteveMND

SpedGuy wrote:
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Clutchbone

Oct 14, 2014 13:51:21

Luke-Lightning wrote:
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paulstrait

Oct 14, 2014 14:53:35

iserith wrote:
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paulstrait

Oct 14, 2014 14:59:20

trentthefox wrote:
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JedidiahCurzon

Oct 15, 2014 4:34:57
Abacus is a cheap demon Lord from the nether regions ... He is the hellish Lord of the arithmetics and mathemagics and should not be taken lightly .... either that or its a very very old skool calculator
#23

Timborama

Oct 15, 2014 5:21:10

I still giggle knowingly when someone uses the word "Streetwise"

#24

Ganymede425

Oct 15, 2014 7:49:34

An abacus is an improvised weapon that does 1d4 points of damage on a hit.

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Hailrobonia

Ganymede425 wrote:
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paulstrait

Oct 15, 2014 13:59:02

One could also say that an abacus is a non-magical variant of the Abacus of Calculation (published in Dragon 73, and presumably acceptable in 5e since its abilities don't really impinge on game mechanics, much like the non-magical abacus):

 

Abacus of Calculation
This device is a simple wooden frame, about 8 by 10 inches. Several heavy wires are strung across the frame, parallel to one another. On each wire are 10 wooden balis. When mathematical formulas involving numbers (adding, subtracting, multipingly, dividing and simple operations) are spoken near the object, the balls shift about and the answer is spoken aloud by a disembodied voice.

 

Now, what use is an Abacus of Calculation?  I think actually that items like that would be far more useful than magic swords and armor -- not to adventurers, but most people aren't adventurers.  I would think that in any civilized world that had magic items, things like this would be more common than the stuff that adventurers typically seem to find.  Of course, as useful as this item might be to certain merchants, if it exists, there has to be a version of that will selectively make certain mistakes when dealing business with certain individuals.  Watch out for the long con.