The one that all my players wanted in an old game was:
1. The "Dragon's head", a primitive launcher in the form of a dragon's head (I wonder where they got the name?) that launched flasks of alchemist's fire.
I've also had
2. Gnomish Mecha-Armor to create the high-level, heavily armored and 12ft tall city guards for some higher level players.
What've you seen or created?
Our party was facing a particularly nasty wizard, and my gnome was out of useful spells and low on hps, so I decided it was time to make my escape.....
Took the party weeks to get the smell of burnt gnome out of their clothes.
6. Wizard Tank: A steam-powered tank equipped with one or more catapults specially designed to fire gnome wizards with fly spells prepared. The tanks fire with their main cannons at the enemy while the gnomes rain fireballs from above.
18. A motorcycle.
21: The remake yourself machine.
5,000 total to basically bring in a new character with your old equipment, its great for those people who like to change but if they bring in a new character every 5 games it messes with your story so this allows them to change, but keep the soul/mind person
for heroic characters,
for 2,000 gold you can change your race and stats,
for 1,000 you can redo your feats,
for 2,000 more you can change your class.
paragon
4,000 for race and stats
2,000 for feats (you cannot have all paragon feats, they must be at least 50/50 or more on the heroic side)
4,000 for your class/paragon path.
Epic
8,000 for race and stats
4,000 for feats (same rules but its must be 50/50 for paragon vs epic, heroic feats are still OK)
8,000 for class/PP/and epic destiny.
Bolted to the top of the parties carrage.
Cranked by a multi-hasted ogre.
26. Brandon's bard in a box: a box with permanent mage mouth and divination spells cast on it that picked up any music played within 2 miles.
27. Rhan-ko's Dish Washer: A black pudding at the bottom of a long well in which you dipped ceramic dishes into on a mechanism. Requires bi-weekly flame application to keep the pudding from growing over the side of the well.
Can't remember anymore right now, but funny topic.
It's, it's it's... IT'S ALIVE!!!:evillaughHe would then hand it to a party member, have himself killed, and his new character would always have it within arm's reach.
My party hates gnomes. (worst part, they'd roleplay some story about Gnomes being an "ultimate evil" that needs to be destroyed, and in-character would justify genocide...)
The overlapping metal plates that make up the gauntlet are highly mobile, pulled about by a series of interlocking metal wires. By pressing a few buttons on the outside, the gauntlet can reshape itself into a number of different forms. The MkI can turn into a tower shield, a metal longbow strung with wire, or a battleaxe on demand. It could also just be used as a gauntlet, but most people agree that it's too ungainly for that.
[b]the great gnomish artificer, Klein Sheisskopf,
Does that name mean what I think it means..?
Because that's German for Little Shithead, unless I'm mistaking. Which is an awesome name for the biggest, smartest and greatest Gnome around :P
...."Shithead" isn't censored?
31. Technomancer's Gauntlet Mk II: Klein Shiesskopf's son, Ein Anderer Shiesskopf, was not as talented or beautiful as his father, but managed to be a lot more financially successful by making a business of manufacturing and selling his father's Gauntlets. He even improved on the design; the Mk II is a lot slimmer and lighter than the Mk I, and covers the entire lower arm with a series of overlapping plates. The upper part of the Mk II (near the elbow) has a ring six small pincer-holders, each just about the right size to tightly grip a small vial of liquid.
The Mk II was designed to be easier to use than its forebear, but customers have complained that it is less comfortable in spite of the reduced weight. Most people think the Mk II is still better, though, because it has all the features of the Mk I and can also launch vials of acid, holy water, or alchemists' fire with an impressive degree of accuracy at a rapid rate over a long range.
All the power of Giant Space Hamsters (Spelljammer) in a convenient, easily transportable, pocket size rodent. Unfortunately, so much power in such a small form tends to make them spontaneously explode unexpectedly.
Warcry: "I've got a hamster, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
(Yes, I created this many years ago in a AD&D Second Edition Spelljammer game with my gnome magic user.)
34. 50,000 volt hair that activates whenever someone pats you on the head and says "How's the weather down there?"
33.Platformlevitation shoes so the bartender won't keep ignoring you.
34. 50,000 volt hair that activates whenever someone pats you on the head and says "How's the weather down there?"
Fixed. Also, lol.
35) A tiny action figure (warforged) that is actually the party's 6th player. Keep him in a Bag of Holding, then whip him out when all else fails.
(side note: I'm so pulling this on my PCs some day... :D)
32. Miniaturized Giant Space Hamsters
All the power of Giant Space Hamsters (Spelljammer) in a convenient, easily transportable, pocket size rodent. Unfortunately, so much power in such a small form tends to make them spontaneously explode unexpectedly.
Warcry: "I've got a hamster, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
(Yes, I created this many years ago in a AD&D Second Edition Spelljammer game with my gnome magic user.)
"Go for the eyes, Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!!!"
yes that submarine from full metal panic....
same size cost him a lot of gold (cant recall how much)
fully equip with M9 mechs about 45 of them
arm to the teeth with all kinds of weapons....
ya....(on a side note he considers this the perfect weapon)
and no matter what i threw at it i could not sink her.....
god i am a bad dm.....
I like the new sinister woodsy gnomes 4e style.
Seriously, read Kellen's background on page 11 of PHB2 and tell me that isn't a googolplex better than 'nutty gnome engineer #976,362'.
Suicide Booth. I would then use said invention, and roll a new character with a less overused background than 'gnome engineer'.
I like the new sinister woodsy gnomes 4e style.
Seriously, read Kellen's background on page 11 of PHB2 and tell me that isn't a googolplex better than 'nutty gnome engineer #976,362'.
*shrug* Just because it's been done by other people doesn't mean you can't have fun with it. I actually don't care for the sinister forest gnomes but that's just a personal preference.
38) Well Balanced Serving Tray - This item has a hollow track that travels the circumference of the tray with what are essentially iron ball bearings trapped inside; the top is a patchwork of mini pressure plates. As the server removes items from the tray and the pressure plates sense the change in weight distribution, the iron ball bearings are propelled around the track (as counter weights) by magnets. Unfortunately, the precise nature of this serving tray renders it much too cost prohibitive for 99% of taverns. The 1% that could afford it aren't really sure they need it...
38) Well Balanced Serving Tray - This item has a hollow track that travels the circumference of the tray with what are essentially iron ball bearings trapped inside; the top is a patchwork of mini pressure plates. As the server removes items from the tray and the pressure plates sense the change in weight distribution, the iron ball bearings are propelled around the track (as counter weights) by magnets. Unfortunately, the precise nature of this serving tray renders it much too cost prohibitive for 99% of taverns. The 1% that could afford it aren't really sure they need it...
39) The Epic Serving Tray - Never spill your serving tray, ever again! The Epic Serving Tray, available for just 19.99 gp when you order now, works just as well as the Well Balanced Serving Tray, for a tenth of the price!
Our patented E-Z Fit Glove technology means you never have to worry about awkward serving trays, EVER AGAIN! Just slip on the Epic Serving Tray Glove Attachment, place the tray on top, and whisper the magic word. Abracadabra! The Epic Serving Tray will never slip off your hand!
Buy now and get not one, not two, but THREE Epic Serving Glove attachments...
over at Mage-Mart are always undermining my prices! 
... I will have to infiltrate them and take them down from the inside....
I must stop their treacherous rollbacks once and for all...40) armor firing cross bow- fired parts of opponents armor at them slowly lowering ac
42) Gnomeroller: An outer and inner wheel, separated by ball bearings, the rolls on the outside without rolling on the inside. The gnome still has to use his feet to make it move though.
-1 to hit and has a shorter range
It does d3+1 damage to unarmored. Leather or better takes d3-2
d4 +1/level (maximum d4+20) fire damage in a 5' radius.
Extremely munchy, yet within the rules.
These can also deliver sprays of liquid or, if modified, compressed gasses.
My gnome mage/thief made fire trap crossbow bolts. They are made entirely of steel with a small flask on the tip. This flask has a stopper that opens when it is pressed in. He resets them by pulling the stopper closed, setting a safety catch, and casting firetrap on it with a keyword. Firing the arrow without speaking the keyword causes firetrap to detonate on impact.
-1 to hit and has a shorter range
It does d3+1 damage to unarmored. Leather or better takes d3-2
d4 +1/level (maximum d4+20) fire damage in a 5' radius.
Extremely munchy, yet within the rules.
These can also deliver sprays of liquid or, if modified, compressed gasses.
fill the arrows with potions of fireball, than use the auto-crossbow mentioned earlier. None shall reach the castle wall!