1001 spells not worth memorizing.

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#1

themocaw

Apr 04, 2008 17:12:57		1. (Literal) Burning Hands ("AAAAGH my hands are on fire, oh the pain, oh the pain, why would anyone make a spell like this?")

2. Bigby's Obscenely Gesturing Hand ("You wasted a slot casting a spell that does nothing but summon a twenty foot hand to flip me off?")

3. Tenser's Scalar Vector (Math geeks eat your heart out).

4. Mordenkainen's Incontinent Hound ("Sorry, he does that when he gets excited.")

5. Can Trip ("Yup, I can definitely fall down now.")

6. Tasha's Easily Controllable, Mildly Amused Chuckle ("heh heh heh.")

7. Summon Guano, 10' Radius ("Well, at least I'm all set for spell components for fireball spells for. . . oh. . . forever.")
#2

makuya

Apr 04, 2008 18:26:13 		I apologize, but that thread already exists in d20 For Grins... it's just not noticable though.
#3

zeratulcraft

Apr 04, 2008 18:59:11 		What's D20 for Grins?