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#1 dracora Jul 25, 2009 17:10:50	Have you ever been crawling through the wilderness, out of food? were you shocked to find out that none of the random encounters HAD any food on them? Ah, listen well, grasshopper. the answer is to EAT THE MONSTERS. (or trees, or rocks.) this thread is to help you do just that. 1- mind flayer sushi: It's no secret that mind flayers have a lot in common with octupi. (tentacles), and in sushi restaurants it is not uncommon to have raw sliced octopus on the plate. you know what to do! (is that what sashimi is?) food is here. food is good. no need to cook, just eat up, dude!:D 2- dire crocodile tails: crocodile tails are common food in some areas, so there's no problem with bringing it into the game. after the destruction of a reptilian monster with a tail, (lizardfolk, dire crocodiles, etc.), there's no shame in grabbing a BITE to eat! i tell a tail of tasty goods, eat whenever it suits your mood!
#2 zackblack Jul 25, 2009 17:44:21	Hey this is fun. There isn't much IRL that I haven't eaten so: mind flayer sushi: It's no secret that mind flayers have a lot in common with octupi. (tentacles), and in sushi restaurants it is not uncommon to have raw sliced octopus on the plate. you know what to do! Well if you cook it (or use it in hot-and-sour soup) then it's calamari. (is that what sashimi is?) Sorta ;) Sashimi video dire crocodile tails: crocodile tails are common food in some areas, so there's no problem with bringing it into the game. after the destruction of a reptilian monster with a tail, (lizardfolk, dire crocodiles, etc.), there's no shame in grabbing a BITE to eat! Yum Yum Yum! Crocodile (or maby it was alligator?) tastes like oily chicken (duck?). Best to cook it over an open fire to give it that "flame broiled" taste and burn off the extra oil. 3 - Orc: The other other other white meat! Just slain an orc? Wipe off the grime (a local stream is good for cleaning 'em off!) pop an apple in it's mouth, cook at 350 for 10 min a pound and vola!
#3 kyros_tachyus Jul 26, 2009 4:27:04	Ankheg meat and legs. Crunchy and good roasted. Displacer meat, might appear in your spleen for a split second, but you'll be ok... I think. Macetail Behemoth Steaks: You'll never be able to finish this. But at least you'll have a small mace when you're done eating the thing. Stirge stew: Barely any meat on them, but dump them in boiling water and cut into bits. It'll do good with leaves or cabbage. Spidermeat: Uhhh.... just watch the fangs. Dragonmeat: Don't let the party Dragonborn see you doing this... Roast over an open fire, or throw it in an icy lake depending on the dragon. So much more... All ideas were from Wolfgang Puck (obviously)
#4 crossblade Jul 26, 2009 5:13:24	Troll - Thanks to it's regeneration, even a morsel will soon become a mouthful. Hydra Head BBQ - All you can eat! As seen in OOTS 226
#5 brutell Jul 30, 2009 15:30:00	Don't stop now! This thread is entirely too "delicious" to end now. Let us continue to "savor" it.
#6 ocarina_guy Jul 30, 2009 15:56:03	Gelatinous Cube Gelatin-- It tingles! Ochre Jelly-- Actually, it's quite good on toast. Myconids-- slice and add to pasta sauce!
#7 sirkaikillah Jul 30, 2009 16:16:11	Have you ever been crawling through the wilderness, out of food? were you shocked to find out that none of the random encounters HAD any food on them? Ah, listen well, grasshopper. the answer is to EAT THE MONSTERS. (or trees, or rocks.) this thread is to help you do just that. 1- mind flayer sushi: It's no secret that mind flayers have a lot in common with octupi. (tentacles), and in sushi restaurants it is not uncommon to have raw sliced octopus on the plate. you know what to do! (is that what sashimi is?) It also glows in the dark.
#8 esperifiel Jul 31, 2009 5:57:43	Chocolate succubus tails. A devilish treat. ;) Szassparilla beer. Szass Tam's favorite. Wight foam with a hint of grave moss for that deep earthy flavor.