All my character Wants for Christmas Is...

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#1

BRJN

Dec 01, 2009 19:41:27

Feel free to add anything to this "Christmas Wish List" that you think should be in the game but isn't - or at least you haven't found it yet.  If you see a list item that you can fill, be Santa and tell us where it came from.  To begin:

1) My CHR-based StarLock wants a magic wand with an attack that targets Will and debuffs Fort - so I can actually hit something with my (Pact-required, CON-based, at-will) Dire Radiance !

#2

salla

Dec 01, 2009 22:24:19
Some magic armor.  He's nearly sixth level and he's still hiking around in basic chain mail!
#3

birdursh

Dec 01, 2009 23:57:28
To have a game to play in. Curse this mantle of DMness!
#4

pogminky

Dec 02, 2009 12:56:26

Ditto.

#5

aleristhes33ker

Dec 02, 2009 13:38:18
Well I do not have this on my wish list but one of my players does.


A Castle called "Internet" and an ingame Optimus Prime.

Seriously.
#6

Damon_Tor

Dec 02, 2009 14:11:59
Well I do not have this on my wish list but one of my players does.


A Castle called "Internet" and an ingame Optimus Prime.

Seriously.



So stat out Optimus Prime.  Huge living construct that can polymorph into a gigantic vehicile.  Would fit right in with Ebberon anyway.
#7

nightwalker450

Dec 02, 2009 15:41:20
Official feats for my quarterstaff wielding fighter...
(Right now having fun with homebrew)
#8

phong_dup

Dec 02, 2009 21:08:05
The dewey decimal system, and a decent card catalog. Seriously, how am I supposed to find anything in these scrolls?  All I want is a simple beginners guide to harnassing the primal powers, and I'm faced with these idiots calling themselves "archivists".

My ex-librarian shaman is now attempting to learn about the primal powers through more experimental means. This often seems to involve people trying to hit her with sticks, and is quite annoying.
#9

darkspartan

Dec 03, 2009 4:44:51

So stat out Optimus Prime.  Huge living construct that can polymorph into a gigantic vehicile.  Would fit right in with Ebberon anyway.

I like the way you think. I spent several minutes giggling at that.

Hmmm... A mechacat with a friendly-ish attitude.

-Sarena

#10

lizardmage

Dec 03, 2009 9:11:10
Serious wish:  The Draconic Figurines of Wondrous Power, also Dragon based builds for the classes. (Come on you all know you want an official Dragon Pact for the Warlock for several "official" D&D events or DMs that don't like other peoples homebrews)

Fun Wish: LOLCATnomicon, complete with famous Lolcats (such as Happy Cat, Monorail Cat, and Dr. Tinycat) rules on playing a Lolcat, items such as the legendary Invisible Bike.  This too would need appropriate builds/pp/and epic destines.  Mayhaps even a Lolcat only class.  Let us not forget the section detailing Lolcat encounters.
#11

cattoy

Dec 03, 2009 19:46:59
For both of the defender players in the game to learn the rules. Being a melee striker in a game with two defenders who barely know the rules sucks.
#12

phytoon

Dec 03, 2009 23:37:43
My character wants a helmsplitter so our party can become interplanar pirates.
#13

brassbaboon

Dec 03, 2009 23:55:10
Hmmm.....

My 9th level 3.5e ranger just wants to fight a dragon...

My 6th level 3.5e druid wants a rod of metamagic, extend... Oh, and a ring of spell storing.

My 9th level 4e ranger wants his bloodclaw at-will weapon back. :-(

My 5th level 3.5e spellthief wants to know what happens to him after he and the troll fell off the cliff face at the end of the last encounter before the gaming group split up...
#14

RPJesus

Dec 04, 2009 13:45:15

Hover Boots (namely boots that permanently confer the benefits of Float).
Ooh, ooh, and a displacer beast mount.

#15

cwest

Dec 05, 2009 23:31:27
Anyone in need of a game to play in, send me a PM, I've got plans to start one on RPoL. Thanks!
#16

Mad_Jack

Dec 06, 2009 3:29:16
I'd like whoever the hell the psychic is at WotC that keeps putting out errata nerfing all my great character ideas into uselessness just after I come up with them to just fraggin stop it, lol.... Frown
#17

moltengrace

Dec 06, 2009 6:56:12
A glorious death that the group will remember for a long time.
#18

Omnirahk_half-Rahkshi

Dec 06, 2009 10:04:00
Well I do not have this on my wish list but one of my players does.


A Castle called "Internet" and an ingame Optimus Prime.

Seriously.




I feel like I could know this person. If not, somebody much like him.

For my main character... hm, I don't know. Maybe a figurine of wondrous power. He does have a collection of wood carved miniatures.

EDIT: And let me say ditto on the request for a draconic pact warlock.  Ever since Bazaar of the Bizzare: Treasures of Ashardalon, I've wanted to see something for dragonborn warlocks in the service of a dragon.
#19

kroska

Dec 06, 2009 12:31:20
I want a spelljammer Astral vehicle. So its 3.2 million gold...i can dream!
#20

phytoon

Dec 06, 2009 13:45:48
I want a spelljammer Astral vehicle. So its 3.2 million gold...i can dream!



Right, that's what I meant... I don't know where I got Helmsplitter from...
#21

Rodimal

Dec 06, 2009 14:30:04

Hover Boots (namely boots that permanently confer the benefits of Float).
Ooh, ooh, and a displacer beast mount.




*laughs* one of my favorite characters (NG Fighter/Homebrew Knight of the Rose/Accended God of Valor) had a mutant displacer beast as a companion from something like level 5 on. She had been captured as a baby, collared, controlled and used in a animal fighting arena. My character freed her and she decided she liked him and joined him in his adventures. My DM made her Lawful Neutral  instead of Lawful Evi, she thought it would make a fun NPC. It made for quite the interesting party especially after she started growing. She and "That Bastard" my WarHorse got along famously after he decided she wasn't going to eat him. A displacer beast fighting side by side with an 18th level Fighter/Heavy WarHorse was a sight to see and just about scared the hell out of every enemy we came across.

Out
#22

BRJN

Dec 06, 2009 18:09:39
(Come on you all know you want an official Dragon Pact for the Warlock)



I am trying to create a Star Pact that does not involve all that Far Realms / Cthulu-in-disguise blather I don't like.  I would rather thave an astronomy/astrology pact.

I did find a cool thing yesterday - DP has an L5 Invoker power that may as well be titled "Magic Meteorite" !  (Maybe my L29 version should look like Chicxulicxub, 64,000,000 B.C. Tongue out )
#23

howlofmemories

Dec 06, 2009 20:05:28

An official Epic Destiny for becoming a dragon. Seriously, if there can be one for becoming a deity or primordial, there should be one for becoming a dragon. Laughing

#24

grumpycelt

Dec 06, 2009 20:09:36
A Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.
#25

RPJesus

Dec 06, 2009 20:51:05
A Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.



You'll inadvertently remove your ocular faculties.
#26

sleepy_day

Dec 06, 2009 21:14:25
A Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.



You'll inadvertently remove your ocular faculties.



Better also wish for an Eye of Discernment...

As for myself, my Chaladin wants some way to increase his fortitude and reflex. Curse you, Cha/Wis build!
#27

salla

Dec 06, 2009 21:15:38
(Come on you all know you want an official Dragon Pact for the Warlock)



I am trying to create a Star Pact that does not involve all that Far Realms / Cthulu-in-disguise blather I don't like.  I would rather thave an astronomy/astrology pact.



A little refluffing and avoiding selecting powers that invoke tentacles, and that's already covered.
#28

grumpycelt

Dec 07, 2009 0:36:17
You'll inadvertently remove your ocular faculties.



You must be conspiring with my character's teacher. Drat.

Alright then, how about power armor?


#29

Darkwolf_Bloodsbane

Dec 07, 2009 16:44:40
A get out of Jail Free card.

Or a nice long string of High Bluff Checks.  (Long story, but the mansion burning down was NOT my fault.  I'm not even an accessory to this one.  No one in the party caused it.  For those keeping track: this the third crime he's been falsely accused of.)
#30

captainseyo

Dec 07, 2009 19:43:38
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth, a hippopotamus and you.
#31

millslogle

Dec 07, 2009 23:25:18

I want the rest of the group to buy themselves some PH's, the Cheeto stains on mine are getting opaque. 

My character wants to kill every god at the same time in a fair battle at 5th level. Or at least a chance, its always cool to be reduced to a pile of radioactive teeth and a single eyeball.

#32

jthewhiteknight

Dec 10, 2009 20:50:26
My ranger would love it if his party members would stop angering the only non-fey creature in the party and stop using him as a meat shield thinking that his scaly hide will actually protect him from rats critical hitting him.

My crazed shifter would love to have the young nubile that just happens to be protected by the only righteous red dragon among all the evil ones. A Holy Avenger would be nice as well.

I wish my sessions didn't have two week gaps between each other and that we could get past more than one encounter with everyone leaving to get pretzels. DMing and playing a character is taxing on the mind, so more character development for my character would be nice. But that's just wishful thinking.
#33

Plulop

Dec 11, 2009 18:18:37

All my character wants for Christmas is to be the ultimate arcane duellist in existence - which at this point apparently means mastering time manipulation.

 

#34

lizardmage

Dec 14, 2009 10:34:20
My unmade Elemental Power Sourced character wants a playtest article on any class from the elemental power source so he may be created...*tear*
#35

happy_dagger

Dec 14, 2009 23:40:45
Johnny the Hammer, my 4e Half-Orc Barbarian (who grew up in the slums of a metropolis and had no idea what a primal spirit was until a couple weeks ago) wants someone to take the price off of his head. You see, the City Watch wants him dead because he's a former mob debt collector/breaker of kneecaps, and the mob wants him because... well, notice I said "former."
#36

BRJN

Dec 24, 2009 10:29:07
Johnny the Hammer wants someone to take the price off of his head. You see, the City Watch wants him dead because he's a former mob debt collector/breaker of kneecaps, and the mob wants him because... well, notice I said "former."


Santa Claus says if you can climb up your chimney before midnight, he can give you a lift to a place beyond the City Watch's jurisdiction.  He can't help with the Mob, though...