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#1 yellowdingo Jun 18, 2010 4:33:45	Ye Cryptozoologycal Gyde to they UnHuman Folk You have been lyed to. Rumors thayt they Troll be some myndless beaste are lyttle mor than they falshoods spyttled in your eyr by other unhuman folk. Syggstyons thayt they Dwyrf be spawned of Erth and the Eylf cometh frym the tree lyttle mor than lye. Aftyr Mych ekstensyv toyl and stydy, I havy fynly establyshed the famly tree of these monstyr racys. Beholdy thy Tree Genylogycal of they Un Human Folk.
#2 oldguygaming Jun 18, 2010 15:46:34
#3 salla Jun 18, 2010 16:06:51	Seriously ... what?
#4 yellowdingo Jun 18, 2010 23:06:25	Seriously ... what? [ooc]Not realy a role player huh?[/ooc] Behold, you normal godsfearen folks! The secrets of sciences revealed to make yor simple lives more knowledgeable. Yours for a simple 5cp per copy.
#5 nikitadarkstar Jun 18, 2010 23:26:49	You might have missed this, but this isn't a forum section you roleplay in, it's a forum section where players discuss roleplaying. You might want to try some other forum section, one of the play by forum boards perhaps? (And no I don't have the link, I don't do play by forum games.)
#6 Pippa Jun 19, 2010 3:56:59	LOVE it. I buy ten!
#7 kouk Jun 19, 2010 16:13:19	This kind of thing was used to illustrate linguistic and cultural evolutions of concepts from the oldest apparent root word(s).
#8 yellowdingo Jun 24, 2010 21:42:11	This kind of thing was used to illustrate linguistic and cultural evolutions of concepts from the oldest apparent root word(s). FOR THE PLAYER CHARACTER And now your fine upstanding PC having made this purchase in the local Market place shall be the Authority on the Geneological History of the unhuman races...allowing you to educate the locals of any village who live in ignorance of the fact that the Hobgoblins raiding their village are the cousins of the local elves, you can wave it in front of your DM as proof that the next high ranking Dwarf Lord you meet is related by blood to the Trolls who live in the swamp a the bottom end of the Valley. It would be good if you could ask him for his personal family tree and where it fits on this one... More importantly, if you are a wizard looking to conduct experiments in breeding and genetics, you cannot do without this handy-dandy scroll which proves that the invisibility and bad luck aura of Gremlins was precursor in the progenitors of Goblins and Kobolds and could be transfered to Giants by cross-breeding the buggers. FOR THE DM ANy NPC prepared to use this information on the PCs by harassing them - Bigotry being what it is, "We dont allow you kind here..." or my favourite: "You will mate with this Kobold...I'm attempting to reactivate the Bad luck aura in the species." This can now be used to justify all manor of Bigotry against non Human PCs.
#9 Omnirahk_half-Rahkshi Jul 02, 2010 18:15:31	Too many Y's, yellowdingo!  Look, I understand you're trying to get in character for this guide.  But you've gone overboard with mock- Middle English, to the point of making it a struggle to comprehend.  Tone it down a notch, please.
#10 Jharii Jul 04, 2010 13:19:18	Too many Y's, yellowdingo!  Look, I understand you're trying to get in character for this guide.  But you've gone overboard with mock- Middle English, to the point of making it a struggle to comprehend.  Tone it down a notch, please. Y? Errr.  Why?
#11 Omnirahk_half-Rahkshi Jul 05, 2010 8:36:14	Too many Y's, yellowdingo!  Look, I understand you're trying to get in character for this guide.  But you've gone overboard with mock- Middle English, to the point of making it a struggle to comprehend.  Tone it down a notch, please. Y? Errr.  Why? ... to the point of making it a struggle to comprehend.