Warlock: (Holding some kind of squid doll) Hi there! I'm Locke, and this is my buddy, Cthulhu. Oh, wait, what's that Cthulhu? Sorry, he doesn't like you. Say goodbye.
Warlord: HEY! SOLDIER! YOU'D BETTER HEAL UP THERE, OR SO HELP ME I'LL GO OVER THERE AND BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU HEAL!!!
Daggermaster*: Oops! My knife went in your kidney! Let's try that again- Whoops! There goes your jugular! Oh man, sorry about your left lung there. You're really unlucky, you know tha- oh, you're dead.
* Why not Paragon Paths?
Paladin: Well, at least I've got a great personality...
Tactical Warlord: You! Hit him! NOW!
rogue: combat advantage 90% of the time MY ASS!
Warlock: I'm three classes in none!
Ranger: *celebrates* I don't suck anymore! ^_^
Blood Mage: How could this happen to me...I've made my mistakes...got nowhere to run...The night goes on as I’m fading away
Divine Oracle: I foresee...immense popularity
Wizard: It used to be just fireball...but now my friends wind up dead no matter what i do T_T
OR: METEOR SWARM!! ...wait that's it? LAME!
About defenders!
Fighters: Everybodys marked!!! MUHAHAHA!!
OR: Sry mage...I'm a little busy here with EVERYBODY ELSE
Paladin: Hey elite guy...I'ma BONE you!
OR: What's a OA?
OR: I'm MAD at you >_< (yeah that was bad...)
Swordmage: Oh you slipped by me? well SUCK MY MARK!
OR: MEDIC! *fights a bit* MEDIC! *fights a bit more* MEDIC!
Warlord: Hey! Hey, listen! Hey!
AHHHHH! Flashbacks! Where are my earplugs! Where are my *$@-damned earplugs!!!
Starlock: I'm not emo!
Cat Burglar: What's that, vines? Climb you? Okay.
Wizard: Yay! I can take hits now!
War Wizard build: Eeeheehee! Burn!
Paladin: I used to be a paragon for Lawful Good beliefs, but nobody knows what that means anymore so now I just pretend to pray and claim that Holy Avengers can't be wielded by Clerics.
Mage: There's more in life than fireballs you know. Now we have cool ice spells.
Paladin: Ever heard of sword point convertion ? Here, let me show you.
Rogue: And I maintain, officer, that that man was attacking me when I stabbed him 37 times in the back.
Swordmage: I can do nice tricks with my blade. See ? .... Wooops, I hope you don't blame me for being on fire.
Warlord: Company, charge !!!
Warrior: I you seen it in Soul Calibur, I can do it, babe.
Fighter: Oh I'm sorry, you didn't treat me like the only person in the room so now I have to stab you.
Ranger (archery): I have seven different powers for running away, and you can't get past the fighter. *sigh* I use Twin Strike again...
Yep, I'm the fighter. Combat Superiority rocks!
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Cleric (At-Will Sacred Flame): "Death from above!"
"Surprise!!", Divine Oracle (Foresight):" No! No surprise round for you! come back one year!"
Warpriest (Warpriest Challenge): "Now I have Combat Challenge too, Go team cleric!"
Fighter (Combat Challenge): "You! come here. No...I just wanna talk"
Fighter (Combat Challenge): "Stay! good enemy."
Fighter (Daily Unstoppable): "I'm invincible!" -"You're a loonie!"
Iron Vanguard (Enduring Warrior): "I get knocked down, but I get up again, You're never gonna keep me down"
Paladin: "Wait, what? I don't need to be Lawful stupid?"
Champion of Order (Daily None shell Pass): "So...don't I need a grey robe, a sword, a staff and a balrog to use this power? are you sure?"
Ranger: "Woot! now everybody is weak!"
Rogue (Sneak Attack): "So, no +6d6 damage 2 times per round while I hide?"
Rogue (At Will Riposte Strike): "Don't even think about it."
Rogue (Daily Cleaver Riposte): "I told you so. Didn't I warn you about this?"[/INDENT]
Warlord: Why am I up here at the front? Because the leader who leads from the rear takes it in the rear.
Feylock: Hey! See that kobold over there? He called you a coward.
Dominated Lizardman: THAT B******!!!
Cleric: And the Lord said, "Fire lasers unto thy enemies, for they art ugly, and warty, and smelleth pretty bad." And the people rejoiced. And the Lord said "Thou mayest heal as a minor action, for yeah, thou'st standard actions must be used the rain lasers on the warty heathens," and all was good as the Lord saw fit.
Brutal Rogue: You think you know pain? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Two-Weapon Ranger: By the Power of Drizzt, I shall prevail this day!!!
Infernal Warlock: "Pfft, do you even know what you use a soul for? Has it really ever done anything for you?"
Rogue : Flank him, fighter! Flank him!
Warlord : Weapon? Who needs weapon? Fighter, bash 'em!!
Fighter : Fighter this, fighter that.. noisy squishies.
2h Fighter: ME POWER ATTACK REAPING STRIKE SMASH! RAARGH!!
Paladin: Well, damn. I wish I was a fighter.
Warlord: I'm a frontline leader! Oh ****, I'm a frontline fighter with only 16 AC...I inspire myself. Next turn, I inspire myself again.
Warlock: Eldritch Blast. Eldritch Blast. Let's try an encounter power...missed. Eldritch Blast. Eldritch Blast...
Staff Wizard (with leather proficiency): Tsk tsk. What, did you seriously expect the wizard to be the squishy member of the party? Time to blast you to hell.
Warlord: Hey! Hey, listen! Hey!
Good one.Fighter : Its so easy to be me. I just make an attack roll and bada bing bada boom, marked
Paladin : Im gonna stab you in the face for not believing the same thing I would do in your situation
Ranger : Where did my favored enemy go
Rogue : What did the bugbear rogue say to all the other rogues? Nothing, they don't exist
Warlock : I can do everything you can better
Warlord : Im a bard thats less gay
Wizard : Im just lonely and confused
Warlock: There are some who would call this amount of temporary hit points....unnatural.
Fighter: TONIGHT WE DINE IN H***!!!
Paladin: You may expect the Pelorian inquisition, but you won't be able to escape it.
Rogue: Mr. stabby that's my name yes that name again is Mr. stabby.
Warlord: I don't know what I've been told....tactical repositioning never gets old!
Ranger: Aragorn, eat your heart out.
Cleric: Now I don't have to choose between healing my friends or killing those idiots making monty python jokes.
Wizard: Look ma no crossbow! :casts scorching burst:
This one had me going.
Feylock: Hey man! Stop stealing my schtick!!!
Dark Pact Warlock: Don't worry... This will only hurt for a second...
Ally: Uh... You talkin' to me?
Mage: There's more in life than fireballs you know. Now we have cool ice spells.
Wizard: Look ma no crossbow! :casts scorching burst:
Good ones
Swordmage: *Teleport then attack* Take that! *Teleport then attack* Have at you! *Teleport then attack* Ha HA!!!
Feylock: Hey man! Stop stealing my schtick!!!
Hellock: "Plate armor, 26 Con, Toughness, Dwarven Durability, and every soul I burn in the infernal furnace of my body gives me temporary HPs...but sooner or later, Fighter, you'll get your turn."
Feylock: "Yes, I play with faeries. Let me introduce you to our favorite game; it's a variation on Hide and Seek called 'force-you-to-kill-your-boon-companions-and-then-let-me-literally-****-you-to-death'. Oh, and there's no counting. Run."
Darklock: "Go ahead, keep laughing while I draw a little life from my allies. It will help you inhale the ancient plague that's already crushed a lot of the life from yours."
Wizard: "I smile sweetly as my allies congratulate the Cleric on his flawless control of the battlefield and the laser-flavored deaths he brought to our foes. Then I soil his robes and telekinetically slap him, right in the holy vestments."
Wizard: "Cantrips cantrips cantrips cantrips!"
Cleric: "I'MMAH FIIIIIREN MAH LAAAZER! BUAH!!!"
Starlock: "Come with me, Owen; I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen."
Fighter: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Laser Cleric: "How do you furnish a church? PEW PEW PEW PEW! Get it? Pew! Pew? You know? Like a, OK, look, dude; just die."
Orbizard: "I have been generous, up till now. I can be cruel."
Warlord: "I want you to hit him as hard as you can."
Starlock: "Come with me, Owen; I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen."
Fighter: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Laser Cleric: "How do you furnish a church? PEW PEW PEW PEW! Get it? Pew! Pew? You know? Like a, OK, look, dude; just die."
Orbizard: "I have been generous, up till now. I can be cruel."
:D So much win here. So much.
Wizard: WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T SELL MAGIC ITEMS AT A RIDICULOUS MARKUP ANYMORE!?
Eladrin non-martial character: 'Proficient with longsword' doesn't necessarily imply 'good with longsword.'
Gnome paladin: None shall pass. Hey! No fair stepping over me! That's right, keep running!
Warforged artificer: I am Iron Man (and so on).
Rogue: Look over there! A dagger in your back!
I am so using this.
Wizard: Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile! ...Huh? I'm not out?
Rogue: I told you to watch your back; now you've gone and gotten a dagger in your front while you were turned around. Smooth.
Helllock: See you in Hells! OR Just 'cause I sold my soul to a devil doesn't make me a lawyer! Stop asking me!
Pit Fighter: Wow. Kicking the other guy in the groin seems to be a popular tactic these days...
Paladin: Back in the day I was actually required to give stuff away, crazy times eh?
Warlord (sips from a mug of coffee and talking to the fighter): I'm just going to have to ask you to go ahead, and attack on my turn. Oh and if you can attack on my next turn too, that would be greeeaaaat.
Ranger: My leather leggings are dyed brown. I wonder what that says about me?
Fighter: Oh my..... so this is what it's like to kill something...
Starlock: I am the nothingness between.... charisma, constitution, and intelligence.
Helllock to Fighter: I thought I was the striker!
Cleric: Less QQ more PEWPEW!
Paladin: *Wishes he was a fighter*
*After a paladin stabs a woman and steals her purse*
Lady: This is madness!
Paladin: NO, THIS IS 4E!
Wizard: And I'm going to pick up Plate proficiency at level 12....
That's all I can think of for now...
Paladin: What? I can actually use the power of my god to smite evil more than once a day??
Ranger: Yeah, I've had anger management classes.
Rogue: *Uses sly flourish* Watch the dancing blade...
Warlock: But I like my soul...
Infernalock: Burn with me...
Starlock: Can't you hear them??
Feylock: Now he's here... now he's there... teleporting everywhere...
Doomsayer: You are DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY!!
Warlord: Follow me if you want to live. OR It's only a flesh wound, get back up!
Cleric: Hey, all my great healing can be applied to myself too! I guess I'm Wolverine.
Fighter: Can we stop with all the X-Men references? I just want to hit something with my sword.
Rogue: Then you should've played a striker.
Rogue: I play my enemies like chess.
Fighter: I am the wall.
Paladin: I am not the voice of my god in this world, just travel agent.
Starlock: I hold the secrets of the stars... I am the Gatekeeper.
Hellock: The kids in my school laughed... A lot... Now I have new friends. And they don't like you.
Faelock: You thought Fae meant gay? We are far from happy.
Wizard: I have the power.
Cleric: The gods speak through me. And they are displeased.
Ranger: Don't run, you'll just die tired.
Warlord: I play my party like chess.
Rogue: I play my enemies like chess.
Fighter: I am the wall.
Paladin: I am not the voice of my god in this world, just travel agent.
Starlock: I hold the secrets of the stars... I am the Gatekeeper.
Hellock: The kids in my school laughed... A lot... Now I have new friends. And they don't like you.
Faelock: You thought Fae meant gay? We are far from happy.
Wizard: I have the power.
Cleric: The gods speak through me. And they are displeased.
Ranger: Don't run, you'll just die tired.
This makes me think He-Wizard and the Masters of the Universe.
Fighter: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight...
Swordmage:Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth, Sephiroth...
Warlord: (wistles Valkyrie's March)
Fire specialised Wizard: Bang bang! Bang Bang ! Feuer frei! ...
Swordmage:Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth, Sephiroth...
Or "noli manere, manere in memoria, noli manere, manere in memoria. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" Better that way.
Or "noli manere, manere in memoria, noli manere, manere in memoria. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" Better that way.
Won't remain in memory fits a swordmage?
Won't remain in memory fits a swordmage?
Not quite. But Advent:One-Winged Angel was way more awesome musically than the original. No denying that legally. If you do, the Thought Police will hunt you down and hammergun you.
Rogue: Hang on a second, I'm trying to cut the wings off a fly with my throwing dagger...
Ranger: I can kill from 10 paces or 1, it just depends upon how I'm feeling today.
Wizard: What do you mean I have to roll to see if Magic Missile hits!?
Warlord: Who the
do you think we are!?Cleric: I'm not just a box of Band-Aids anymore, thank Pelor!
Paladin: Lawful Good doesn't mean Lawful stupid... Besides, I'm Unaligned.
Fighter: I'm not a feat-***** anymore? AWESOME! OR Run away, are you
with me? Do you know who I am? My name scares crying children in line, a demon that even Hell doesn't want back. You, kill me and my allies? You haven't a chance in Hell!Swordmage: *teleporting all over the place as he's attacking marked bad guys* Don't make me hurt you!
Artificer: *throwing potions left and right* Molotov cocktail, anyone? Or perhaps a Potion of Life? I always seem to mix the two up...
Great Weapon Fighter: I'm... Jealous.
Wizard: I'm still the only controller... getting lonely over here.
Wizard: I'm still the only controller... getting lonely over here.
Lonely, or empowered by your monopoly?
Fighter: What the **** is wrong with you? Don't you know who I AM!? I'm THE JUGGERNAUT, B*TCH!
Rogue: I am Vengence. I am the Night. I AM BATMAN!
Barbarian: KILL!!MAIM!!BURN!! KILL!!MAIM!!BURN!!
Barbarian: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
Lonely, or empowered by your monopoly?
Wizard: Silly, Monopoly is just a game. I'm trying to control the world.
Paladin: I AM Divine Intervention.
That gave me a chuckle.
Fighter: "Green light, red light, red light, red light, red light."
Starlock: "Red light, green light, green light, green light, green light."
Barbarian: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
I was actually thinking more along these lines.
Barbarian: WAAAGH!!!
Wizard: Silly, Monopoly is just a game. I'm trying to control the world.
...Bill Gates according to Robin Williams right?
Hellock - Abandon all hope ye who challenge me
Rouge - sure I'll let you win, you have to pay me first though
Paladin - I'm the sword of my god, unfortunately for you, I serve Bane
Starlock - Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Barb - Hulk Smash
Not quite. But Advent:One-Winged Angel was way more awesome musically than the original. No denying that legally. If you do, the Thought Police will hunt you down and hammergun you.
"wont remain in memory" is the English advent one winged angel translated. the one from FF7 is "Burning inside with violent anger"
Darklock: "Loners are freaks", eh? Well, I'm pretty lonely-WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME IN THE DARKNESS!
Feylock: Now, you see me, now you don't. Also, now your brain hurts.
Helllock: My name's Kevin. I like to burn stuff. (MAD magazine reference FTW)
*L70ETC reference
Paladin: Face my judgment! or BURN!
Starlock: The voices in my head are telling me to kill you.
Cleric: Less QQ more PEWPEW!
*After a paladin stabs a woman and steals her purse*
Lady: This is madness!
Paladin: NO, THIS IS 4E!
Wizard: And I'm going to pick up Plate proficiency at level 12....
That's all I can think of for now...
:heehee :heehee
(Come on, I had to do it!
)Artful Dodger Rogue: Don't hate me because I'm pretty! Hate me because of the various stab wounds in your back.
Brutal Scoundrel Rogue: We can do this one of two ways - the painful way, or the excruciating way.
Blood Mage: CRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! THESE WOOOOOUUUUUUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAAAAALLL!!!
Dwarf Ranger: Go on! I dare ya t' compare me tae that smarmy dark elf agin!!!
Wizard: (After casting a wall spell) Whoa whoa whoa buddy! Sorry, but that area's restricted!
Artful Rogue - Wearing heavy armor just means you can't defend yourself well. Best to leave the stabbing to me huh?
Barbarian: Let the bodies hit the floor ! Let the bodies hit the floor ! Let the bodies hit the floor ! (Or Get Psycho !)
Feylock: Dance Magic ! Dance Magic ! Dance Magic ! (remember Labyrinth ?)
Sneaky Rogue: Go Ninja ! Go Ninja ! Go !
Windsoul Genasi: I believe I can fly.
Warlord: Gooooo, Go left, go right, go left, go right go leeeffft ! ....Heyo Captain Jack ! or We will, we will rock you !
More fireball Wizard: Yeah drop the bomb! Just drop the bomb !
More DnD singalong !
Barbarian: Let the bodies hit the floor ! Let the bodies hit the floor ! Let the bodies hit the floor ! (Or Get Psycho !)
Feylock: Dance Magic ! Dance Magic ! Dance Magic ! (remember Labyrinth ?)
Sneaky Rogue: Go Ninja ! Go Ninja ! Go !
Windsoul Genasi: I believe I can fly.
Warlord: Gooooo, Go left, go right, go left, go right go leeeffft ! ....Heyo Captain Jack ! or We will, we will rock you !
More fireball Wizard: Yeah drop the bomb! Just drop the bomb !
Also:
Female Hellock: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the night :I got a date with the night! Twist it around my fingers.
Starlock: Disturbed - Voices:Wake up, are you alive? Will you listen to me? I'm gonna talk about some freaky **** now. Someone is gonna die, will you listen to me? Let the living die, let the living die.
Barbarian: Evanescence- Thoughtless: Now all my hate can not be bound.
Helllock: Disturbed-Hell: Now I am bring you hell!
Barbarian with execution axe (Nathan Explosion voice): This axe is BRUTAL 2!
Hellock (especially a pyromaniac): Burninating the countryside/burninating the peasants/burninating all the people and their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!
Richard FTW!:D
Barbarian: I am be angerous now/Not me hurt when stairs fell down. (Dethklok FTW.)
Barbarian with execution axe (Nathan Explosion voice): This axe is BRUTAL 2!
Hellock (especially a pyromaniac): Burninating the countryside/burninating the peasants/burninating all the people and their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!
I now want to make a barbarian named Nathan Explosion...
Beastmaster Ranger: Go on Rover! Bite his head off!!! Whose a good boy!? Yes it's you!!! Yes it's you!!!
Infernal Warlock: Hey, when you go down to hell and see Lord Mephistopheles, could you remind him that our appointment is still on for next Wednesday? Thanks. ELDRITCH BLAST!!!
Windsoul Genasi: Check it out, Ma!!! No legs!!!
adolescent female human daring acrobat artful dodger rogue in a short skirt, dress, or overtunic. (to herself, as the baddies laugh and point at her after an acrobatic stunt) "i should've worn shorts." or " i shouldn't have worn that pair." or "london and france are overrated."
Battlerager Fighter:
Goblin 1: What does that artifact say about his temporary HP?
Goblin 2: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
Bravura Warlord: Do the impossible and kick reason to the curb!!!
Rattling Rogue: SAP SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Rogue: "I can haz l00t?" or "Finally, I do more than search for traps"
Dwarf/Elf/Eladrin: Yes! I now finally get a bonus to represent the centuries I've lived longer than the entire party!
Dragonborn: No, you don't have to be a 12-year old anime fan-boy to play as me
Shield Fighter: Hit me. I dare you. What, you can't get through my defenses? You want to go after the wizard? Too bad.
2h Fighter: ME POWER ATTACK REAPING STRIKE SMASH! RAARGH!!
Paladin: Well, damn. I wish I was a fighter.
Warlord: I'm a frontline leader! Oh ****, I'm a frontline fighter with only 16 AC...I inspire myself. Next turn, I inspire myself again.
Warlock: Eldritch Blast. Eldritch Blast. Let's try an encounter power...missed. Eldritch Blast. Eldritch Blast...
Staff Wizard (with leather proficiency): Tsk tsk. What, did you seriously expect the wizard to be the squishy member of the party? Time to blast you to hell.
I play a Warlock and this had me on my knees!!!
:D :D :D
Lazer Cleric: "FLASH! Aha!"
Warforged Lawful Good Defender: "One shall stand, one shall fall"
Pursuit Avenger: Yeah, you better run!
Rogue (preferably a nutjob): It's pronounced tee-ah-TIE-mee.
Wizard: Stercus stercus stercus moriturus sum!
Paladin of the Raven Queen: WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
Gnome monk: Crivens! I kicked meself in me ain heid!
Storm magic sorceror: For victory we ride, fury of the storm!
Warlord (sips from a mug of coffee and talking to the fighter): I'm just going to have to ask you to go ahead, and attack on my turn. Oh and if you can attack on my next turn too, that would be greeeaaaat.
Milk? all over my keyboard and running from my nostrils.
Pit Fighter: In your FACE!
Paladin: What? I can actually use the power of my god to smite evil more than once a day??
Ranger: Yeah, I've had anger management classes.
Rogue: *Uses sly flourish* Watch the dancing blade...
Warlock: But I like my soul...
Infernalock: Burn with me...
Starlock: Can't you hear them??
Feylock: Now he's here... now he's there... teleporting everywhere...
Doomsayer: You are DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY!!
Warlord: Follow me if you want to live. OR It's only a flesh wound, get back up!
Hmmmm....how many Dr. Who references in this one? I count 4.