Pazuzu's 1001 corrupting wishes

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#1

yamishinobi

May 14, 2008 22:23:57
we all put whatever we desire in this thread

under the following conditions

before typing the wish

you must say

Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu......

Grant me (insert desire here)
#2

yamishinobi

May 14, 2008 22:28:36
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu......

Grant Me,......

the manifestation of Shuriken Nekogami to life (the gaia freeform character, not the d&d failure)


I will love her as if she was my own daughter



oops i am now chaotic evil. who wants to feast on the worlds chocolate candy supply.
#3

high_octane

May 15, 2008 3:05:17
I can't take Pazuzu too seriously since I've seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgdhqal4-PI
#4

The_Stray

May 15, 2008 12:02:36
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu...

Grant me...

A date with that cute little number from the Malcanthet videos....:P :D
#5

high_octane

May 15, 2008 12:28:33
A date with that cute little number from the Malcanthet videos....:P :D

Okay but its on the negative energy plane so you can expect it to be over pretty damn fast.
#6

crimsondeath

May 15, 2008 13:13:13
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu...

Grant me... a Candle of Invocation.
#7

drackthor

May 15, 2008 14:28:41
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu......

Grant Me,......

the manifestation of Shuriken Nekogami to life (the gaia freeform character, not the d&d failure)


I will love her as if she was my own daughter



oops i am now chaotic evil. who wants to feast on the worlds chocolate candy supply.

Horrifying.
#8

zombie_babies

May 15, 2008 14:59:51
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu......

Grant Me,......

the manifestation of Shuriken Nekogami to life (the gaia freeform character, not the d&d failure)


I will love her as if she was my own daughter



oops i am now chaotic evil. who wants to feast on the worlds chocolate candy supply.

Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu:

I wish that Chris Hansen would meet YamiShinobi before it is too late for some poor, poor child ...
#9

yamishinobi

May 15, 2008 17:33:14
Pazuzu Pazuzu Pazuzu, Kill chris hansen, i am not a ****, i just want the ideal chat buddy. (not for cybering) may shuriken nekogami be my child. (gaia freeform, not d&d failure replica) as well as her older sister, kodachi nekogami.


(my favorite freeform character, get both her, and her older sister. that would be family to me. i would be gauranteed someone to talk to.)
#10

herrdoktor

May 16, 2008 1:54:56
pazuzu pazuzu pazuzu...
erase every post by YamiShinobi that i've seen on these boards from my mind.

sorry to be straightforward/mean about it, but it's the truth. (wait, what if this means i have to read them again for the first time?! nooooooooo!!!)
#11

zombie_babies

May 16, 2008 8:13:23
... Kill chris hansen, i am not a **** ...

Interesting conflict here, no? Chris Hanson targets pedos and you wish him dead. But, you're not a pedo. Interesting ...

I'm not saying you are (how can I know?) but your obvious obsession could easily lead one to assume as much. Stop with the loli talk. It's revolting.
#12

auspex7

May 16, 2008 11:10:15
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu...

please meet B.A. Barrakus behind the dumpster after school. you're a badguy, but he's a Bad Man. smart money's on the guy with the mohawk, the mountain of gold chains, and the black van with the sweet red stripe on it.
#13

yamishinobi

May 16, 2008 14:50:31
Interesting conflict here, no? Chris Hanson targets pedos and you wish him dead. But, you're not a pedo. Interesting ...

I'm not saying you are (how can I know?) but your obvious obsession could easily lead one to assume as much. Stop with the loli talk. It's revolting.

sorry, i didn't know who he was.
#14

zombie_babies

May 16, 2008 14:58:40
sorry, i didn't know who he was.

I was not the first to use the word ****- you were. In response to my mention of Chris Hanson. Forgive me if I doubt this declaration of ignorance.
#15

crimsondeath

May 16, 2008 17:08:54
So... We going to put the troll chow away, or continue derailing the thread?
#16

Horus_Sungod

May 17, 2008 0:22:52
Pazuzu Pazuzu Pazuzu

make me a half-iron golem so that I can become AWESOME at everything. Take boxing for example, a half-golem would be immune to all damage and be stronger than an olympic gold medalist. And no need to sleep and stuff.
#17

pudge_is_cute

May 17, 2008 15:04:22
Pazuzu Pazuzu Pazuzu

Let the Pirates win against the Ninja's.