Uses for 11 gallons of ale... (3.5)

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#1

nivlac_calvin

Feb 26, 2009 14:57:51
Well my guy is a monk, and he has 18 STR. Do you have any idea how much crap you can carry with that? 100lbs is a light load, I have 4.5 left, and 9.4 gold. What could I do with all that? I already have a flint and steel and a bunch of rags, moltov anyone? But what else could I do with that?
#2

Novacat

Feb 26, 2009 15:45:59
Um... keep the cash? Wenches cost money too.
#3

chaosturtle

Feb 26, 2009 21:19:37
Just because you can carry a certain amount doesn't mean you'll have room for it :D
#4

Krusk

Feb 26, 2009 21:59:33
11 gallons of ale huh. Seems like the perfect time to start training to be a drunken master to me.
#5

Novacat

Feb 26, 2009 22:01:42
Just because you can carry a certain amount doesn't mean you'll have room for it :D

Yeah, some wenches are bigger than they are heavy.
#6

umcorian

Feb 26, 2009 23:37:39
Well my guy is a monk, and he has 18 STR. Do you have any idea how much crap you can carry with that? 100lbs is a light load, I have 4.5 left, and 9.4 gold. What could I do with all that? I already have a flint and steel and a bunch of rags, moltov anyone? But what else could I do with that?

Well, drop a match in a beer bottle and see how flamable it is - Ale ain't that much stronger.

For a good Molotov, you'll need some hard liquor. ;)

I'd trade the ale for Dwarven Moonshine!
#7

MrCustomer

Feb 26, 2009 23:55:23
ya for a molotov you will need more then ale or beer. Even most hard liqur is only 40% and although it is flamable isn't dangerous enough to be that much of a threat, after all how many people do you see lighting a cigarette in a bar and going up in flames. Ideally you need at least 150 proof liquor, which is 80% alcohol to make an effective molotov.

The benifit of course is that 150 proof was what rums and other hard liquors were shipped in their casks and which would be later cut with water before serving 3 parts water to 1 part booze. For shipping and traveling purposes it makes sense to use overproof because it's carrying the same amount of booze in a quarter of the space/weight.

Ale is 4% to 10%, so you could carry nearly 100 times the booze with the same weight in overproof

But something else you need to take into consideration is volume. 100 pounds is a light load, yes but what about carrying 100 pounds of cheeze puffs? you would be carrying what? 150 cubic feet of cheeze puffs? That's a hella big backpack.

That might seem a rediculous example, but I use the extreme to illustrate a point, you need to think compact and voilume as well as weight here. 11 gallons takes up considerable space, and would be alot of bulk to be carrying around.
#8

nivlac_calvin

Mar 02, 2009 6:22:25
That proof idea is really good, and my DM just gave the party 2 bags of holding and I got 1..... W00T!!!! I got the second one for 2 reasons:
1. No one else wanted it
2. We needed more beer

Edit: We're all canadian.
#9

prator_the_golden

Mar 02, 2009 9:27:31
Eleven gallons of ale... I think that's enough to get 11 humans OR 22 elves OR 6 orcs OR 1 dwarf lightly sauced. For the dwarf, I'd recommend an extra gallon, just to make sure.

Eleven gallons also should be about enough to partly fill a bathtub. Go swim in ale!

Boil the ale, and then dump it on someone you don't like.

Pour all the ale into one barrel. Drown someone in the barrel, and then leave them in there to pickle.
#10

The-Mage-King

Mar 04, 2009 10:35:32
...This isn't a thread for people to post the brilliant ideas that use 11 gallons of ale, is it?
#11

ace-livion

Mar 08, 2009 8:32:26
11 gallons of ale huh. Seems like the perfect time to start training to be a drunken master to me.

indeed ^^ im a drunken master and my GM looked funny on me when i said i wanted to buy 100 bottles and 2 gallons of ale