What's the most hilarious thing you've seen that SHOULD have gotten a character killed?

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Pashalik_Mons

Nov 04, 2010 0:47:23
A twist on the hilarious character death thread.  This one is for exploits that miraculously did not result in death!

I'll go first.  It was in Eberron, in Sharn specifically.  The whole party was absolutely drunk.  The monk was on his initiation ritual to become a drunken master(have a drink at every bar in town, don't get killed, arrested, or pass out before you're done).  The party decided to drink as well, and my Shifter Barbarian decided to match the monk drink for drink.  Eventually we were wandering the streets of Sharn, and my barbarian(Ragnar) rembered how awesome fighting was.  He started to approach random people on the street(this was about 8am, we had been drinking all night and had a ways to go) and say things like, "Hey!  I really wanna fight.  You wanna fight?  I just really wanna fight a guy, y'know?"   He said it with a huge grin, clearly trying to be a friendly aggressive drunk.  Eventually the guards showed up, and Ragnar was so happy that someone finally understood his desire to fight a guy.  Then the wizard went and murdered them.  Spoilsport.

Anyway, we ran all the way to the back hills of Karrnath after that night...